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Sacred 2 contest winner announced! photo

Thank you all so much for your patience concerning this contest during E3 week. With that busy period now well and truly over, it's time to get back to work and announce the winner of our Sacred 2 giveaway. In order to win Sacred 2, an Xbox 360 and some assorted swag, posters were charged with proving to me that nothing is sacred. A clear winner stood out.

The prize goes to Hammershark, who posted the stupidest, lamest, most retarded nonsense and then kept doing it. He wasn't funny. He was instead quite embarrassing, and kind of ruined the whole thread with his garbage. You could argue, in fact, that his very exsistence was a sacrilege in itself. He failed so hard, and that is why he won. 

Seriously, this is one of this "entries":

WAITERS/PEOPLE PUTTIN' STUFF IN & MESSIN' W/ YOUR FOOOD!!
_____ EXAMPLE!!! "Road Trip" (movie) - BREAKFAST SCENE _______

*AGAIN!!! I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR SOME OF MY POSTs
I was getting careless. I'm being more careful HONEST! 

For having no dignity, nor idea of when and how to stop, Hammershark has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that nothing is sacred. Please PM me via our forums with your address details and the awards will be sent your way. 

Thank you so much to all who entered. Remember, you have another chance to win an Xbox 360 in our Christian Bale temper tantrum contest.






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thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 18:08
thisissami
hahaha, that's hilarious! is there a count on how many entries he has?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 18:16
Darren Nakamura
Hahahah...
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 18:45
Chris Carter
This is amazing.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 18:46
Dr Milkdad
I looked up the thread, and jesus christ, I don't even know what to say. Good job? You won.... but at what cost?
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 19:07
Excel-2011
So what about that other contest? How much longer should that take?
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 19:13
Trevor McGee
Bullshit! I should have won. I said Talladega Nights sucked! You can't get anymore sacrilegious than that.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 19:13
Hamza CTZ Aziz
The-Excel: The other three contest results are going up tomorrow morning.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 19:13
Justice
@Dr Milkdad
Dignity?

Anyway, congrats HammerShark, you worked hard (searching on an internet search engine) for it!
Oedipus Games's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 19:54
Oedipus Games
Congrats, Man!
MrNiceguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 20:00
MrNiceguy
man... I was hoping I would win this contest. but no sweat there's always the next contest :P.
Congrats Hammershark, u deserved it dude ;).
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 20:10
The Grudge
Hammershark wins? Oh Destructoid.
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 21:09
DinnertimeNinja
I'm guessing he won because D-Toid has some sort of policy where now this guy can't enter any other contests for a year, right?

They could just be doing us all a favor.
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 21:40
Jonathan Ross
@Trevor

I REAAAALLLYYY hope that's sarcasm.
Oedipus Games's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 21:58
Oedipus Games
@ The Grudge

You're not making it easy for me to keep taking the high road....
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 22:58
Danmartigan
wasn't there a second prize for just a copy of Sacred 2? I was going for second dammit!

shenanigans.
icarus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 23:36
icarus
@Danmartigan

Yea, it does say a runner-up gets a copy of the game on the contest announcement page. Oh well, congrats to Hammershark.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 00:28
Kyousuke Nanbu
@Trevor

But Talladega Nights did suck...

And the stupidest shit won? Funny I thought that's how you won all the contest in this place.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 02:32
Chronic Logic
Christ, I couldn't even make out what he wrote. He totally deserved the prize.
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 07:04
Sir playedallot
habbel babbel shubel nubbel kagucizionsky digbeef n stuff bucked full of retardnesses eg eg eg eg!!!

...Did i win???
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 09:28
Demtor
Yeeaah, a good reminder why I don't normally don't enter Destructoid contests.
nvmisfit's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 11:03
nvmisfit
I have to agree with this one.There was a certain kind of genius in his stupidity! Talk about persistence in obnoxiousness though.Geez.
Oedipus Games's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 14:01
Oedipus Games
Here's what we have to offer:

FIRST PRIZE: Xbox 360, Sacred 2 & Sacred 2 Merchandise
RUNNER UP PRIZE: Copy of Sacred 2 for 360 or PS3 & Sacred 2 Merchandise

.......sooooooo, still no word on second place?
mr showtime's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/08/2009 16:48
mr showtime
Wow.

Congrats to Hammershark.

My photographic evidence of Mr. Detsructoid as a nazi/al qaeda terrorist/child molester wasn't enough to win.

I figured if anything was sacred around here, it was that metal-faced bastard.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2009 01:45
Puppy Licks
Congrats to hammershark, man that guy was dedicated.

But yes where's the runner up winner?
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