1:16 PM on 04.11.2007
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Niero
Would you go as far as saying most gamers are girly men? These new clips from Sony's
"HELL WEEK" reality campaign to promote the two
SOCOM games seem to suggest so! Watch as yuppies empty their McWhopper Deluxes on the beach, crawl around crying about their big money day jobs, and (gasp!) perform the high-ass-in-air bridge stance to conserve energy between a push-up. I think we can all agree that it is marginally more dignified to fall flat on your face than resort to try and pass off the old the high-ass!
Think you could do a better job than these guys? I think I might have been able to cut it ten years ago when I was a broke student impervious to the ills of fine dining and low-impact paper-pushing as a graphic designer. Lucky for me, being a part-time virtual Navy Seal with a SIXSUXES is at best only going to inflict mild carpel tunnel and the occasional hardcore gamer's red thumb of stamina. One more emasculating video after the jump entitled "Second Thoughts". Oh, the humanity!
[Thanks, BNJ]
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the dude from colorado looked like he was about to cry.