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S.O.C.O.M. P.U.K.E.F.E.S.T.

1:16 PM on 04.11.2007   |   Niero


Would you go as far as saying most gamers are girly men? These new clips from Sony's "HELL WEEK" reality campaign to promote the two SOCOM games seem to suggest so! Watch as yuppies empty their McWhopper Deluxes on the beach, crawl around crying about their big money day jobs, and (gasp!) perform the high-ass-in-air bridge stance to conserve energy between a push-up. I think we can all agree that it is marginally more dignified to fall flat on your face than resort to try and pass off the old the high-ass!
 
Think you could do a better job than these guys? I think I might have been able to cut it ten years ago when I was a broke student impervious to the ills of fine dining and low-impact paper-pushing as a graphic designer.  Lucky for me, being a part-time virtual Navy Seal with a SIXSUXES is at best only going to inflict mild carpel tunnel and the occasional hardcore gamer's red thumb of stamina. One more emasculating video after the jump entitled "Second Thoughts". Oh, the humanity!

[Thanks, BNJ]









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Quilliam Fyre's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 13:20
Quilliam Fyre
... is that blood he's puking?
Lolthien's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 13:27
Lolthien
Holy shit.. i was gonna watch the video until i just read Quilliam's comment... now I honestly think I'll pass.
Quilliam Fyre's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 13:30
Quilliam Fyre
Sorry. It just kinda freaked me out.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 13:39
savagesaladin
Blood Puke! Good song title!
0bshaky's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 13:40
0bshaky
"the high-ass-in-air bridge stance to conserve energy" ROFL!!! Get the yuppies butt-naked and give the sarge a drill-dildo. What would you conserve? your energy or the ability to reclose your ass?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 13:42
Aaron Mxy Yost
Damn it Niero. I didn't need to see half-naked guys puking up vomit of mysterious origins today. No Webby for you next year, I'm making some calls.
phenrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 14:50
phenrix
hahaha, these guys are pathetic.

the dude from colorado looked like he was about to cry.
shadow300z's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:58
shadow300z
I actually was invited to do season 2 of this, but I had to miss out because school had started. Honestly I wouldn't have been able to do this stuff at all so in a way I'm glad I saved myself the raping.
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