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RUN FOR SHELTER! In Crysis, it's raining men ... literally! photo

What were The Weather Girls thinking?!

For decades, people around the world have raised their hands in the air and danced to the international hit early ‘80s anthem “It’s Raining Men,” but has anyone actually thought about the cataclysmic disaster that could be if it really did, one day, rain men?

1UP user “l4gg3r92” did. And with the help of the Crysis level editor he reenacted what would happen if the world was flooded with a downpour of testosterone and overgrown body hair.

The result is fascinating to look at, but totally horrifying to realize. Can you imagine what would happen if this penis-filled storm front moved in from time to time? Poor Tim Robbins would never be the same again.

Hit the jump to check out the impressively awesome video.

[Via GayGamer]


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36 comments | showing # 1 to 36

Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:03
Zombutler
Chad is now my favorite editor.
jericu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:05
jericu
OMFG that was the greatest product of boredom I have ever seen. Awesome.
Bishna's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:06
Bishna
Now thats how you should showcase a physics engine!
Eagle 88's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:08
Eagle 88
Fuck Yea! I posted this in IRC a few hours ago.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:09
Monodi
You know, I just came from watching 2001: A Space Odyssey; and this is an overdose one after the other.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:11
Puppy Licks
10/10!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:12
Jordan Devore
This will be the last thing I see before I fall asleep. Brilliant.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:19
Elsa
LMAO!! Why wasn't this video around 22 years ago... back when I was single! This is the perfect "bad date/I've been dumped/men deserve to die" video!! :)
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:20
Jawmuncher
DAMN thats awesome.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:20
ZombiePlatypus
Hallelujah!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:22
Naim Master
"Next page more gay friendly stories >"
LOLMAOFROFL !
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:32
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
Oh god, now it's stuck in my head XD Well fucking played!
trueb7ue's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:32
trueb7ue
there was something distinctly haunting about that vid..

BUT SHIT GUUUUURL ITS RAININ MEN!
Tdiddy9182's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:34
Tdiddy9182
I love you Mr. Concelmo
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:48
Diverse
For the first time in my life before watching this video I've never heard It's Raining Men in it's entirety.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:52
Chronic Logic
Not enough blood and guts from fall impact.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 23:28
Qraze
gay
Nik565's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 23:31
Nik565
I am some what of a whore for infectious music that I would only admit to liking under certain circumstances. This video has now added another song to that ever growing list. Thank you Chad.

@ Diverse

You can say the same for me. I have only heard the chorus one too many times on various internet videos.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 23:40
gatorsax2010
Every year, my high school holds a Powderpuff football competition (girls play, boys cheer). My senior year, I was a cheerleader, complete with platinum blonde wig, gaudy makeup, and two Justice League inflatable rubber balls stuffed down my shirt. We did a routine to this song. Before the game, we went to Subway for lunch (in costume). In a strange coincidence, the song started playing there. So we did the routine in the middle of the Subway. It is a moment that I am both ashamed and proud of.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 23:45
Dexter345
Hahahahah...

Hallelujah.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 23:47
Havoc Fang
Garrys Mod has a dismemberment engine that acts on impact damage right?

Give it a few days.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 00:39
AgentMOO
lol, damn, I never knew that song was about genocide. Learn something new every day.
ration's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 01:09
ration
Can we make a videogame on this? Can we do that?
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 01:24
NihonTiger90
That was hilarious.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 01:25
Monodi
@ration

Sure thing!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 02:38
vexed alex
This guy must have a beefy rig.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 03:12
Professor Pew
Reminds me of 9/11!
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 04:41
Zantetsuken
That is the best thing I have seen all week.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 06:05
Nicojay2
And have weee got neeeeewwwwwss for you.

Better listen. :)
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 06:06
The Young Scot
I could only imagine what the weather report would be like for that

"and today it will be sunny with partial cloud and a 75% chance of catastrophic guy-rain"
Super Mega Hyper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 06:40
Super Mega Hyper
Also want: raining cats and dogs.
Kieger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 07:30
Kieger
Testify!
Minamu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 08:23
Minamu
This Battlefield 2 movie has a short Raining Men feature as well. And the rest is pretty funny too :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6B_7ZRSwWg
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 10:21
Corak
Pure gold.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 11:22
Holyetheline
rofl. Raining men over the helipad was pretty funny.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 15:23
MechaMonkey
Professor Pew at 07/02/2009 03:12
Reminds me of 9/11!

*winces*
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