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RUN FOR SHELTER! In Crysis, it's raining men ... literally! photo

What were The Weather Girls thinking?!

For decades, people around the world have raised their hands in the air and danced to the international hit early ‘80s anthem “It’s Raining Men,” but has anyone actually thought about the cataclysmic disaster that could be if it really did, one day, rain men?

1UP user “l4gg3r92” did. And with the help of the Crysis level editor he reenacted what would happen if the world was flooded with a downpour of testosterone and overgrown body hair.

The result is fascinating to look at, but totally horrifying to realize. Can you imagine what would happen if this penis-filled storm front moved in from time to time? Poor Tim Robbins would never be the same again.

Hit the jump to check out the impressively awesome video.

[Via GayGamer]


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Zombutler's Avatar
Zombutler at 07/01/2009 22:03
Chad is now my favorite editor.
jericu's Avatar
jericu at 07/01/2009 22:05
OMFG that was the greatest product of boredom I have ever seen. Awesome.
Bishna's Avatar
Bishna at 07/01/2009 22:06
Now thats how you should showcase a physics engine!
Eagle 88's Avatar
Eagle 88 at 07/01/2009 22:08
Fuck Yea! I posted this in IRC a few hours ago.
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 07/01/2009 22:09
You know, I just came from watching 2001: A Space Odyssey; and this is an overdose one after the other.
Puppy Licks's Avatar
Puppy Licks at 07/01/2009 22:11
10/10!
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Jordan Grim Devore at 07/01/2009 22:12
This will be the last thing I see before I fall asleep. Brilliant.
Elsa's Avatar
Elsa at 07/01/2009 22:19
LMAO!! Why wasn't this video around 22 years ago... back when I was single! This is the perfect "bad date/I've been dumped/men deserve to die" video!! :)
Jawmuncher's Avatar
Jawmuncher at 07/01/2009 22:20
DAMN thats awesome.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar
ZombiePlatypus at 07/01/2009 22:20
Hallelujah!
Naim Master's Avatar
Naim Master at 07/01/2009 22:22
"Next page more gay friendly stories >"
LOLMAOFROFL !
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 07/01/2009 22:32
Oh god, now it's stuck in my head XD Well fucking played!
trueb7ue's Avatar
trueb7ue at 07/01/2009 22:32
there was something distinctly haunting about that vid..

BUT SHIT GUUUUURL ITS RAININ MEN!
Tdiddy9182's Avatar
Tdiddy9182 at 07/01/2009 22:34
I love you Mr. Concelmo
Diverse's Avatar
Diverse at 07/01/2009 22:48
For the first time in my life before watching this video I've never heard It's Raining Men in it's entirety.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 07/01/2009 22:52
Not enough blood and guts from fall impact.
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Qraze at 07/01/2009 23:28
gay
Nik565's Avatar
Nik565 at 07/01/2009 23:31
I am some what of a whore for infectious music that I would only admit to liking under certain circumstances. This video has now added another song to that ever growing list. Thank you Chad.

@ Diverse

You can say the same for me. I have only heard the chorus one too many times on various internet videos.
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gatorsax2010 at 07/01/2009 23:40
Every year, my high school holds a Powderpuff football competition (girls play, boys cheer). My senior year, I was a cheerleader, complete with platinum blonde wig, gaudy makeup, and two Justice League inflatable rubber balls stuffed down my shirt. We did a routine to this song. Before the game, we went to Subway for lunch (in costume). In a strange coincidence, the song started playing there. So we did the routine in the middle of the Subway. It is a moment that I am both ashamed and proud of.
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Dexter345 at 07/01/2009 23:45
Hahahahah...

Hallelujah.
Havoc Fang's Avatar
Havoc Fang at 07/01/2009 23:47
Garrys Mod has a dismemberment engine that acts on impact damage right?

Give it a few days.
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AgentMOO at 07/02/2009 00:39
lol, damn, I never knew that song was about genocide. Learn something new every day.
ration's Avatar
ration at 07/02/2009 01:09
Can we make a videogame on this? Can we do that?
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 07/02/2009 01:24
That was hilarious.
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 07/02/2009 01:25
@ration

Sure thing!
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vexed alex at 07/02/2009 02:38
This guy must have a beefy rig.
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Professor Pew at 07/02/2009 03:12
Reminds me of 9/11!
Zantetsuken's Avatar
Zantetsuken at 07/02/2009 04:41
That is the best thing I have seen all week.
Nicojay2's Avatar
Nicojay2 at 07/02/2009 06:05
And have weee got neeeeewwwwwss for you.

Better listen. :)
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The Young Scot at 07/02/2009 06:06
I could only imagine what the weather report would be like for that

"and today it will be sunny with partial cloud and a 75% chance of catastrophic guy-rain"
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Super Mega Hyper at 07/02/2009 06:40
Also want: raining cats and dogs.
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Kieger at 07/02/2009 07:30
Testify!
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Minamu at 07/02/2009 08:23
This Battlefield 2 movie has a short Raining Men feature as well. And the rest is pretty funny too :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6B_7ZRSwWg
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Corak at 07/02/2009 10:21
Pure gold.
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Holyetheline at 07/02/2009 11:22
rofl. Raining men over the helipad was pretty funny.
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MechaMonkey at 07/02/2009 15:23
Professor Pew at 07/02/2009 03:12
Reminds me of 9/11!

*winces*
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