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A Spanish Web site that I can’t read at all is reporting that Transformers’ star Megan Fox is being looked at to be the next Lara Croft for the third Tomb Raider film. If the third Tomb Raider movie actually happens, shooting will begin in 2010 and the movie could be released sometime in 2011.

Seeing as how Angelina Jolie is busy pumping out babies left and right, Megan Fox makes for a perfect replacement. She’s got a great body, a nice ass and she can totally pull off Lara’s ponytail too.

Wow. Did I just say she could pull off a ponytail? Okay, I’ll be honest with you. I’m just writing random sh*t here to fill up this post. The odds of Megan Fox becoming the next Lara Croft are as good as me having a three-way with Angelina Jolie and Keira Knightley in a Tibetan monastery while wearing bear costumes.

I will never ever pass up a chance to report on sexy female celebrities on Destructoid. I spent two hours last night searching through dozens of Web pages for pictures of Megan. I love my job.

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the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:03
the Golden Avatar
"The odds of Megan Fox becoming the next Lara Croft are as good as me having a three-way with Angelina Jolie and Keira Knightley in a Tibetan monastery while wearing bear costumes."

So... very likely?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:06
MrSadistic
Yeah, I would love to hear her pull off a fake British accent. Megan Fox would be gorgeous as hell if it wasn't for that 2 dollar spray-on, 7-11 store bought tan she's usually seen with.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:07
whormongr
could it be any worse than the other 2 tomb raiders?
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:07
Druid 01
loling @ starfox
ZMTToxics's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:10
ZMTToxics
Hawt.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:12
Char Aznable
Man, not even TRYING to be subtle with the dick sucking imagery in some of those pictures. Fantastic work, Hamza. Your extensive "research" must have left you feeling...drained?

What's with the hideous Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her forearm, though?
Drack48's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:31
Drack48
I'm not a religous person, but when I see Megan Fox I think there has to be a God to create something like that. She is so hot it's like she's not even real...

OK then, but why must she sleep with David Silver from 90210? I mean WTF! That guy! At least go for Dillon or Brandon.
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:37
Clance
She has the look here


But at 22, she's waaaaay too young to play Lara. For me anyway.
Cynical Gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:39
Cynical Gamer
Megan Fox has no ass.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:43
kwaselow
fap fap fap fap fap

Megan Fox = the only good thing to come out of Hope & Faith.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 09:49
SephirothX
The odds of Megan Fox becoming the next Lara Croft are as good as me having a three-way with Angelina Jolie and Keira Knightley in a Tibetan monastery while wearing bear costumes.

Pure gold
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:01
atheistium
Too Young.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:10
Pangloss
There is no such thing as a poor excuse to post Megan Fox pictures.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:30
CelicaCrazed
It's funny because I was thinking the exact same thing the other day when I was watching "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People". Actually, I'd probably be more excited to see Simon Pegg play as Laura Croft then anything ahaha.
Dutch's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:32
Dutch
I'm pretty sure if I had the chance, I wouldn't even have to ask permission...don't quote me on that...or tell my wife...please...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:36
Samit Sarkar
I would do unspeakably inappropriate things to Megan Fox.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:38
PappaDukes
The solution is simple. Just have Niero change the name of the site to Megan Foxtoid, and voila, you can post pics like these all over the place, and for no reason whatsoever!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:40
PappaDukes
@Cynical Gamer - and you apparently have no soul! She has an amazing ass.
Timstuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:51
Timstuff
Methinks that if they cast a younger looking actress like Fox, they're going to be going the "prequel" or "reboot" route with this movie.

Personally though, I'm getting tired of American actresses playing Lara Croft. Aren't there any hot brunette British actresses who'd be willing to take a stab at it?
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:52
covah
Soooooo hot
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 10:56
Usedtabe
@PappDukes: The amazing asses of the world are holding a seminar for you so you can learn to recognize when a girl even has an ass(Megan has none), much less if it is amazing. After your studies at the seminar, where many ass models and your instructor Vida Guerra will teach you the signs of a good ass, we will talk. Until that time, your opinion on asses is considered null and void. Thank you for playing.

lol
mello151's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 11:00
mello151
@Timstuff:

Besides, Kate Beckinsale, NOPE!
cousinike's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 11:11
cousinike
And the point of Mr. McCloud being in there is?
RyO-Ohki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 11:31
RyO-Ohki
yay~
best news of the year so far :o
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 11:35
Trowble
The randomness Fox McCloud had me cracking up...
retroNutZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 11:40
retroNutZ
wait, so there making another laura croft movie?!?
did i miss something in the video game or movie series that says this movie deserves a sequel?
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 12:10
parrothead
Simon Pegg would be awesome as Ms. Croft
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 15:26
007
you should seriously think about writing fan fiction articles for the front page. I'd fa-.... er, read them.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 16:07
Corak
As hot as Megan Fox is I don't think she has the acting chops to pull Lara off. Plus I'm still a sucker for Jolie, damn that woman is still hot.
lovemana23's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 16:34
lovemana23
Ditto to what Samit said. I want to lovingly embrace Megan Fox, lick her every inch, then proceed to high-romance based annihalation.
Suff0cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 17:30
Suff0cat
MEGAN FOX!!!!
jediyoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 18:39
jediyoshi
approved.
MaximusDarr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 19:03
MaximusDarr
I am already waiting in line to see this movie...
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 19:48
TrailerParkJesus
this is why I love you Ham
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 01:53
nebones
In the top picture she's all like "ROCK ON"
Aguro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2009 10:55
Aguro
She's already turned it down.
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