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Look, I drink... ... and from time to time, I do a little bit of Matlocking. I may not be the best source for rumors, especially considering that I have never ever been correct on anything. However, I am not the source. Spacecat is someone I met during my days as a unicorn wrangler. He travels through time to find gamers the juicy gaming rumors that you crave. Here is what he has to say... I have just returned from the year 2009. Global warming is a lie, by the way. It's freezing cold there. Anyways, as you know, the core Mega Man series died off over 10 years ago with Mega Man 8, but fans will be happy to know it isn't dead completely. Mega Man 9 is fully in the works. It gets announced in 2008. The series will introduce new characters, provide online multiplayer, and will have leaderboards. The game will be hitting the Xbox 360 on Live and the PlayStation 3 on PSN. For those of you in Japan, don't worry. The series is coming to you also in the form of Rockman. Oh no! They see me. I have to go now. Well now. Nobody can dispute a rumor from a talking cat that has the ability to travel through time. One thing I can add is that this "rumor" in no way is related to the God-awful Mega Man movie in the works. For all of you Matlocks out there, Mega Man X was not Mega Man 10. Look at the Wikipedia page (never lies) before you run your mouth. [Workmeng's note: I did attempt to contact Capcom directly to verify Spacecat's claims, but did not get a proper response, so it remains a pointed rumor until then. From the future. In space. Meow.]
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Oh Ron Workmeng. You are so talented and funny. I wish I was totally as cool as you are.
Oh SpaceCat, you're so ballsy and adventurous! I wish I was as totally cool as you are.
Hooray, another Mega Man game for me to hate on! I bet the little bastard still hasn't learned how to point his arm upward!
I don't care about this. When is Mega Meng 9: Leonard Part 6 coming? That's the new hotness right there.
Let me know if they add the ability to duck in this game and I'll try and squeeze in some time in my schedule to care.
i'd vote spacecat into the senate.
but seriously, i'd love a true mega man 9. wouldn't mega man & bass be considered a "9"? or is that like, "8 and then some"?
this...and maybe another legends title.
actually, nevermind.
I love you SpaceCat!
yay a new megaman!
Oh Ron, you silly. If only anything you said I could believe...Spacecat, however. That seems a reliable source.
No Wii loving, digitally distributed, main series, looks untrue.
EDW. You fucked my next spacecat post by sneaky that pic out
its all a lie, space cat is a fake, workman is a lie, whats a metal gear squared ?!?!?!?
Actually, Megaman and Bass for the GBA was the last of the classic Mega/Rockman series.
I actually cried with joy when the Megaman Collection came out for PS2.
More Rockman Dash!/Megaman Legends, please.
Spacecat knows also. The Mega Man nerds will be pleased.
@wookiee
Yes, they couldn't possibly make another game, that would just be SILLY.
Sometimes I want to punch the core of the internet and end it all.
I'm with Brahms, I want a next-gen Megaman Legends 3.
In space, no-one can hear you meow.
So, reaprar, who were you at the Cinci NARP?
@EternalDarkWing
LMAO
Hey, remember when Workmeng said MGS4 would get a 360 version? Good times.
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Also, EDW, that's been my background for 3 years.
Am I correct in assuming that Spacecat was also Deep Throat?
Spoiler Alert!
Spacecat is related to Space Peoplllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!1
Thanks Space Cat! Before you return to 2009 be sure and tell Capcom not to fuck it up.
I want crazy Advent Children worthy battles. That would look cool.
A talking cat with the ability to travel through time?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I think some people considered Mega Man and Bass as the ninth game, but oh well. By the way, thanks for telling me about a bad movie I didn't want to know about.
Spacecat ain't got shit on Toonces.
Space Cat is a rebel.
Also, Mega Man 9? YES!
@Mxy
HAHAHAHAHAHA, you fucking win.
Knowing Ron, he's probably holding out on all of us, even us editors. I wouldn't be surprised if he were playing a beta of this game right now with SurferGirl, SpaceCat,HockeyPanda, and who knows how many other idiotically named industry insiders.
Or at the very least, I bet he has screenshots.
Screenshots PLZ RON!!! PLZ!!!!!
@DJP3DRO I know. Im totally wrong. You got me. BTW, I will ask Spacecat about MGS4 since he can time travel and HE is the source of this rumor, NOT ME.
Toonces FTW. let's hope a new legends game will have plenty of stock footage of cars flying off of cliffs.
hey, MGS4 360, while probably highly improbable, is never impossible. i mean, Substance came out of the original black box, and shit, who thought we'd see Resident Evil 4 on PS2? or Devil May Cry 4 on 360? or Sonic in Smash Bros?
things change people! we live in crazy times!
It all makes sense now.
OMG Space Cat is the COOLEST! I would love to hang with Space Cat for a day!
JT
http://www.Privacy-Center.net
God I hate cats...
Anyway, I'm calling it if Sonic is past his prime we should be ready to attend the funeral of MegaMan. He hasn't had a good game in nearly a decade.
I'd ask Space Cat to go forward enough to learn about Duke Nukem Forever, but I hear the effects of time travel can be lethal when traveling over 500 years.
How about SpaceCat telling me something about a franchise I actually care about? Like, maybe giving me an MGS4 360 streetdate?
MegaMeng!
Ron:
If this is true I will have sex with you. If it's not true, I will come to your house and destroy you.
Ron:
If this is true I will have sex with you. If it's not true, I will come to your house and destroy you.
@Sharpless
WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT EXTENSIVE TIME TRAVEL
Ron:
If this is true I will have sex with you. If it's not true, I will come to your house and destroy you.
Control-F -> "bass"
Ah, glad to see people beat me to the whole Mega Man & Bass thing. Great game, though I suggest the SNES version over the GBA one - the latter has the videogame equivalent of pan and scan, with bosses that are more difficult because the arena is smaller but their patterns are unchanged.
Wow, so SantanaClaus is aboot to have much sex...with Spacecat.
I'll take a Mega Man that comes after 8 that DOESN'T come off as a vehicle for starting a new character series, please and thank you.
Multiplayer?
Leaderboard?
Space Cat is talking mad crazy, trendy shit.
Still, do want please.
@RedFace: The first Mega Man on NES had down as 'duck' in the manual. Down did nothing. Mega Man just pwned you through time travel.
Knowing Capcom we'll probably get MegaMan Battle Network ZX Turbo HD Remix Rearmed Wolf Of The Battlefield: Quest For Barbosa's Treasure. But there's always hope...
I'm actually pretty pleased reading these comments, because only about 0.5% of them actually show people interested in Mega Man 9.
Space Cat wants to space your cats.
I don't want to buy a nexxxxt gennnn system for a brand new Mega Man.
Or do I...
What was the last good Mega Man game? God, I can't fucking remember.
Ron, why must you torture me so? MM9 does not exist; stop playing with my heart, still weak from Itagaki's departure.
first one WAS the best one, of course. people always talk about 2 or 3, but you can't get any better than cutman's music...and the pause trick.
@Dexter: Majority desire doesn't make a new Mega Man any less awesome of a thing to happen.
Don't yuck my yum, dude.
OMG OMG OMG MEGAMAN OMG OMG OMG
@SantaClause 89...... Spacecat would never lie to you. I asked him. Its legit.
people think X is 10? I figured they would have worked that out by the fact that the sequel was X2 and and XI (11) and that it wasn't going by roman numerals.
those would probably be the same people that get confused by Final Fantasy X-2 and Final Fantasy XII (12)
also
@brainderailment
Spacecat for President!!
mega man 9 = game of the year, bitches.
Can you imagine playing MegaMan with the 360's shit d-pad? Oh the humanity...
You know what would make this what could be Mega Man game from suck to awesome? Have it involve the adventures of a couple suburbanite kids and a plan to foil an evil hacker's superplot.
@NightDehumidifier
I see what you did there . . .
Mega man has been on a similar path that sonic paved..
LIES!
YOU ARE NO ONE, YOU KNOW NOTHING
Why haven't you been BLAWGIN' more! Dammit Ron I missed you!
@Cobra
I DON'T CARE. SPACECAT KNEW THE RISKS WHEN HE BECAME SPACECAT.
I believe and I can't wait.
That intergalactic pussy hobag. Gimme Rockmans now.
No Original Content Part 40?!
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