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Rumortoid: Kid Icarus Wii renders leaked, look Ass-tastic photo

Yikes.

These renders could be completely fake, they could be part of a pitch from Factor 5 to Nintendo, or they could be an actual work in progress from a new Kid Icarus game, but no matter how you slice it, they're pretty hard to look at. The Wii can handle just about everything but realistic looking graphics, so to dump the perfectly acceptable Pit design from Super Smash Bros. Brawl in favor of this fugly Man Icarus would just be bad buisness.

If this is the direction that Nintendo wants to go with the next Kid Icarus title, I hope they wait for the Wii 2 before they put the game out.  Turning Pit into a muscular man would still be a deformation of the Kid Icarus I grew up with, but at least it would be deformation presented in glorious high-defintion.

[via Gonintendo]


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covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:06
covah
eeeh
sicPOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:06
sicPOS
please jebus no
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:07
Drach
Wow those do look horrible. Doesn't Nintendo know that they need a high definition machiene these days? Most Television is going digital this year... Time for the Olde Nintendo to start paying attention to the times.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:13
Drach
I agree, Jonathan, The Super Smash Bros Pit looks a HELL of a lot better than this shit on a screen...
loquax's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:16
loquax
No way this is real.
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:20
Poopface Morty
I'm more inclined to think this is some college kid's own stylized render for a 3D modeling course, using someone else's intellectual property for the source inspiration. I would imagine Nintendo would want to stick with the Smash Bros Brawl version.

If it is real...*BARF*.
somesthetic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:20
somesthetic
that is a render of Don Johnson.
solidgoomba's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:21
solidgoomba
This looks as real to me as those Dead Rising 2 trailers.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:22
ThunderHeartXI
All that looks like is some 3D modeling students shitty work in Blender. Nothing to see here.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:22
Matthew Blake
I don't think it looks ugly because it's trying to be realistic. I think it looks ugly because it's a shitty design, with boring colors to boot. If this is the real deal, just remember, all you people who wanted a "mature" Kid Icarus reboot: Be careful what you wish for.
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:25
Blind assassin
I don't have even the slightest doubt that this isn't real. I'm inclined to believe Nintendo will stick with the Smash Bros. model for a new Kid Icarus game unless they went cel-shaded or something but I'm absolutely sure they wouldn't turn him into this if they wanted to redesign him for some reason.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:27
Endstiem
that is a render of Don Johnson.

*brick was shat*
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:30
Stahlbrand
Sweet 80s hair.
Mirax's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:41
Mirax
I'm pretty sure this is fake... Well, at least I hope so.
The Brawl model looks alright, but i'm not sure they will go with it.
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:44
McSnow
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Redzie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:51
Redzie
It looks amateurish, terrible and very poorly done. If it was in any way legit, it could be just a pitch and in no way being apprived by nintendo.

Internet trolling.
Superfluous Moniker's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:54
Superfluous Moniker
Watch them go all 'Fallen Angel' and have him be dark and brooding in an attempt to please non-casual gamers... It's Prince of Persia: I Smolder with Generic Rage all over again.

*This wild guess was taken entirely from the darkness of his armor and the pissed off look on his face.*
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 12:57
exodus1925
Dude, totally fake.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:03
AgentMOO
The kid is back!

TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:03
TheCleaningGuy
It's Rygar! (PS2 version)
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:10
John B
Please be fake...
Please be fake...
Please be fake...
Please be fake...
Please be fake...
Please be fake...
Please be fake...
Generic Dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:10
Generic Dude
Dear Nintendo,

Pit looks like this:



KTHX
SpikeDelight's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:24
SpikeDelight
WHY REALISTIC PIT WHY
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:34
Xhumation
This really can be true.

If it is they just should go back to the drawing board with it.
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:40
ChillyBilly
OMFG that looks AMAZING!! If amazing means looks like shit cooked in vomit.
rushnik's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:43
rushnik
My god, it's teen Sepheroth...
ANGST OVERLOAD!!!
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:45
jackal27
Ok, that crap is TOTALLY fake. With Nintendo's style and the quality of product that generally put out, there is NO WAY that they would allow one of their first party titles to look like this.

Plus, The proportions on the character are WAY off as well. I simply can't believe that this would ever even come close to being real. When is the last time Nintendo renders were leaked anyway? Ummm... NEVER? Oh yeah.
Mystic Violet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 13:58
Mystic Violet
Looks fake to me. It looks like something a Game Design student would create. :/
flamesofchaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 14:33
flamesofchaos
I'd personally never trust a rumor from Gonintendo.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 14:33
Kyousuke Nanbu
Is it so hard to use the Brawl model?
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 14:41
pedrovay2003
"The Wii can handle just about everything but realistic looking graphics..."

I don't know, Resident Evil 4 looked pretty realistic on the GameCube, and it looks just as good on the Wii. You just need to know how to do realistic graphics correctly on the Wii.

I agree, though, I think the Pit model from Brawl would be ten times better. You know, so he's a kid.
mmmpek's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 14:53
mmmpek
why are there even people out there making pit/sting models? stop wasting ur life! :P
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 14:54
Monodi
I hope that's just a shitty NPC.
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 14:57
Lightthrower
And his groin o_O OMG can't stop looking, NooOoOo!
L0cky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 14:58
L0cky
nust be fake nintendo wouldnt release such crap of a good old franchise esp when they already made a good looking pit for brawl.
nebben's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 15:17
nebben
I'm gonna say 'not official Nintendo' because unless my eyes just aren't processing what I'm seeing correctly, his legs are all messed up in the one with his bow drawn. He has the wrong leg forward and it makes for an almost physically impossible stance... I don't think the Big N would overlook such a simple mistake.
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 15:19
Stahlbrand
LOL at the 'nintendo could never make a mistake' sentiment.
CallMeRotten's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 15:19
CallMeRotten
I still don't get why Kid Icarus is wanted by so many people. Most of the kids screaming for it weren't even born when that game hit and the game itself wasn't even that great. Cool music though!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 15:40
007
...I like where this is going.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 15:46
B-Radicate
Sorry, but the Brawl version is where it's at. If this is true, then no thank you.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 16:03
gatorsax2010
There may be a Nintendo franchise that would work with the "dark and gritty" interpretation, but it's NOT Kid Icarus.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 16:07
Johnny Justice
This probably isn't real.

However, the reason it looks real shitty is because it's a screen shot of a 3D program's view port. View ports use low quality real-time rendering to save memory. If this were rendered at a Wii standard it would look a lot better.
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 17:47
Dimly
No thanks.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 17:50
Jonathan Holmes
@ Pedrovay- Yeah, while I was typing that, I thought to myself "Except for RE4, but that's a Gamecube game, so should I mention it? What am I saying?" so I just edited the thought.

for the record, I do think that realistic graphics can be done on the Wii, but not quite as well as on the other guy's consoles.
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 21:16
KaL YoshiKa
Thanks for mentioning that this is a poorly rendered 3d program screenshot before any processing. The final model would look far better ...although Cartoon Kid Icarus would still be better.
nulo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 22:27
nulo
first of all this shouldn't even be a news post, its obviously fake, and anyone that works in the industry should know that.
second, to all you brainwashed HIGH DEFINITION creatures, have you ever played Final Fantasy XII(this means 12 if you didn't know)? it has some of the prettiest realistic graphics in a video game and it doesnt have fancy lighting, normal maps or HD output.
its not the hardware that makes the game, its the people behind it.

ooh and before you start calling me a nintendo fan boy ffxii came out to the ps2.
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 22:53
Gen Eric Gui
It's not real.

And I'm not just telling myself that. It's not real. It -can't- be real.
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 23:04
Creamsnake
This is gayer than gay sex.
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