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It was only yesterday that everyone was talking about Sony's downplaying of the Xbox 360's episodic content for GTA IV, and the common theme that kept cropping up in the story's comments was achievement points. Apparently they make a difference. As you know, the Xbox 360's got them, and when combined with the extra content that Microsoft supposedly spared no expense on, we now know that (at least to those who stopped by to comment on our blog) the Xbox 360 is the hometown favorite. Thanks to a couple of tipsters, that complete list of achievements is just a click away....or is it? Nothing's official yet, so don't get your panties in a wad over them, if they turn out to be fake. We just post what people send us. Anyway, the goodies can be found after the jump, as well as the photo gallery. Spoilers abound, so don't let it be said that the robot didn't at least warn you. It's how we roll. - Off the Boat 5G
Complete the first mission. - One Hundred and Eighty 10G
In a darts game score 180 with 3 darts. - Pool Shark 10G
Beat a friend at pool. - King of QUB3D 15G
Beat the High Score in QUB3D - Finish Him 15G
Complete 10 melee counters in 4 minutes - Genetically Superior 25G
Come first in 20 singleplayer street races. - Wheelie Rider 30G
Do a wheelie lasting at least 500 feet on a motorbike. - Gobble Gobble 10G
Score 3 strikes in a row, a turkey, in 10-pin bowling. - Driving Mr. Bellic 10G
Unlock the special ability of taxi. - Rolled Over 30G
Do 5 car rolls in a row from one crash. - Walk Free 50G
Lose a 4 star wanted rating by outrunning the cops. - Courier Service 10G
Complete all 10 package delivery jobs. - Retail Therapy 10G
Unlock the special ability of buying guns from a friend. - Chain Reaction 20G
You must blow up 10 vehicles in 10 seconds. - One Man Army 40G
Survive 5 minutes on 6 star wanted level. - Lowest Point 5G
Complete mission “Roman’s Sorrow”. - Over Fulfilled 10G
Complete all 10 Exotic Export orders. - Manhunt 15G
Complete the most wanted side missions from the police computer. - Cleaned the Mean Streets 20G
Capture 20 criminals through the police computer. - Fed The Fish 5G
Complete the mission “Uncle Vlad”. - It’ll Cost Ya 5G
Complete a taxi ride without skipping from one island to another. - Sightseer 5G
Fly on all helicopter tours of Liberty City. - Warm Coffee 5G
Successfully date a girl to be invited into her house. - That’s How We Roll! 10G
Unlock the special ability of helicopter. - Half Million 55G
Reach a balance of $500,000. - Impossible Trinity 10G
Complete mission “Museum Piece”. - Full Exploration 20G
Unlock all the islands. - You Got The Message 20G
Deliver all 30 cars ordered through text message. - Dare Devil 30G
Complete 100% of the unique stunt jumps. - Assassin’s Greed 20G
Complete all 9 assassin missions. - Endangered Species 50G
Collect every hidden package in the game. - Under the Radar 40G
Fly underneath the main bridges in the game that cross water with a helicopter. - Dial B For Bomb 10G
Unlock the special ability of phoning for a bomb to be placed. - Gracefully Taken 10G
Complete mission “I’ll Take Her”. - Liberty City (5) 20G
After meeting all possible friends, the ones left alive all like you above 90%. - No More Strangers 5G
Meet all random characters. - That Special Someone 10G
Complete mission “That Special Someone”. - You Won! 60G
Complete the final mission. - Liberty City Minute 30G
Complete the story missions in less than 30 hours. - Key To The City 100G
Achieve 100% in “Game progress” statistic. - Teamplayer 10G
Kill 5 players who are not in your team, in any ranked multiplayer team game. - Cut Your Teeth 5G
Earn a personal rank promotion in multiplayer - Join The Midnight Club 10G
Win a ranked multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much and with damaged enabled. - Fly The Co-op 15G
Beat our time in ranked versions of “Deal Breaker”, “Hangman’s NOOSE” and “Bomb da Base II”. - Take It For The Team 10G
Be on the winning team in all ranked multiplayer team games. - Top Of The Food Chain 10G
Kill 20 players with a pistol in a ranked multiplayer deathmatch. - Top The Midnight Club 20G
Come first in 20 different ranked standard multiplayer races. - Wanted 20G
Achieve the highest personal rank in multiplayer. - Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic 30G
Win all ranked multiplayer variations, all races and “Cops ‘n Crooks”, as both sides. - Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie 10G
Kill a Rockstar developer in a ranked multiplayer match.
[Via gemaga and 360sync -- Thanks Jeremy and Devin!]
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Warm Coffee? I see what you did there!
@kwaselow
Now that's sticking it to the man!
Wow some of these are going to be hard to get.
and I lol'd at warm coffee.
How often will rockstar's developers be on ?
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aw fuck it i am going back to bed
Lol, 'Warm Coffee'.
Boooo for multiplayer achievements.
@Elitechief27 That one is probably viral, meaning you don't have actually kill a developer, just someone who already has that achievement.
lol, who knew?
People care about Achievement points? "I feel sorry for your mother" (more San Andreas appropriate?)
Now, I like achievement goals. It gives you something extra to strive for in a game, but screw the little point system. That's kind of pathetic. So really, there's nothing being done with these achievements that Rockstar can't just turn right around and put on PS3 and work just as well (like other games have done recently).
That said, I'm buying the 360 version but that's a choice I made a long time ago when I sold my PS2 versions for Xbox 1 versions of GTA3, VC, and SA. Better to have them all on the same platform :)
Actually tgammet it was "I feel sorry for your father", which I believe is a refference to some hood movie where a joke is that a guy has a short dad. Yeah, something.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, is the spoiler warning really a neccesity here? Is anybody shocked that you will kill guys, sometimes using pistols, in GTA 4? Did somebody think that perhaps this will be the first game where the objective is to not complete it?
Spoiler warning:
Niko kills Aeris.
"As you know, the Xbox 360's got them, and when combined with the extra content that Microsoft supposedly spared no expense on, we now know that (at least to those who stopped by to comment on our blog) the Xbox 360 is the hometown favorite."
Considering that this site is mostly Xbox fans, this comment really doesn't hold any weight.......
Half of the achievements look real, especially the "warm coffee". Either way GTA4 will kick ass no matter what, I pre-ordered the limited edition yesterday.
@Some Jerk
Just making sure. Nothing makes gamers cranky faster than spoilers, even if some could be viewed as obvious.
@KingMe
Yes there are plenty of Xbox fans here, but we have a pretty healthy PS3 clan too. Stick around for a while, and you'll see it.
I am kind of disappointed with the achivements. Don't get me wrong warm coffe is hilarious. Were are thereally fun achivements. Like kill someone and make there body fall 10,000 feet, kill 1,000,000 people total,kill 1000 people using explosives. Anyway the game will still be awsome.
Awesome achievments
My existence will be put on hold when this is released.
@KingMe
Its not just that theres allot of Xbox fans here, theres just allot of people with the xbox360 period. In a perfect world everyone would have both consoles by now.
I really don't care about achievements in my GTA, the game stands well on its own. I'm just happy its coming out for the only console I own at the moment.
@kingme
And I suppose you're a PS3 fan?
Well, there's a good number of people here who have more than one console, we're game fans, informally.
Take your biased ass over to the Playstation forums and cry your heart out over there.
I know of about 5 people on this site who are getting the PS3 version ON THIS SITE, so your whiny comment doesn't hold any weight.
...I've never finished a game's achievements anyway
I appreciate Rockstar's humor has even made its way into the achievements titles. Classic.
I, like turtule soup, am a little upset they are sort of generic, though. I was expecting "jump from the tallest building" or "kill 3 dozen pedestrians in [x amount of time]" and stuff like that. Seeing as how most people end up playing GTA simply to dick around, I thought the achievements would reflect that.
Oh well. It'll still be amazing and there's nothing that'll stop me from creating my own little goals while I play, especially with friends online.
Anyone else think of just how fun having 16 people in the city with you will be? How many meta games you can create? Shit. I just got a boner.
who cares about achievements. this games has loads of stats that the game keeps track of anyway. wow you killed 5 people with a pistol in 5 min. good for you. also im getting the ps3 version, and i dont even have a ps3 yet.
@Some Jerk: I was quoting Menace II Society, and it is "mother" ;)
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03/30/2008 12:00
@KingMe
Yes there are plenty of Xbox fans here, but we have a pretty healthy PS3 clan too. Stick around for a while, and you'll see it.
hummm i d'like to agree with on this ... but i don't. many here are 360 fanboys who don't have a fair opinion .... because i ask for fair opinion about the PS3 people think i'm a PS3 fanboy loll but i do own all 3 consoles ... not the case for everybody here !
@fetusmilk "who cares about achievements"
Pretty much a LOT of people care about achievements. I am by all means a normal(read: hardcore) gamer. I know the points cant buy me anything but they are fuck as hell to unlock and compare with your friends. It's not an e-Penis contest because the top 5% of Gamerscores were hacked anyways, so it's a nice little extra that is influential enough to push sales over, say, another console that doesnt have them. Which is why Sony is "borrowing the Achievement system for PS3.
Also: What makes all the gaming blogs think these achievements are FAKE? If you look at the recently released screenshots of GTAIV multiplayer, you see two "players" with the names RS NYC 1 and RS NYC2. What's to stop anyone from going on XBox.com and looking them up for their achievements? Any time you pop in a 360 disc you can see all the achievements in the game(unless theyre secret) and so can anyone who looks up your profile.
@Rammstein Oops, Freudian slip! That should read "fun as heck to unlock" >_<
at least most of these sound reasonably doable :-)
You Won! 60G
Best name for an achievement, ever.
Beat our time in ranked versions of “Deal Breaker”, “Hangman’s NOOSE” and “Bomb da Base II”.
Who's time is that? The developers? Hmmm I wonder how that will work.
Oh well that is pretty predictable. I always enjoy Rockstar achievements... the one's in Bully were great.
@DJDuffy
It's probably like Burnout: Paradise(in that game, every street had a pre-set time you had to beat) I imagine.
I can see they're expecting at least two playthroughs for this game, because I can't see anyone trying to rush through the story missions within 30 hours the first time they play.
@ Turtule Soup
"kill 1,000,000 people total" I assume you were a fan of Perfect Dark Zero's endless grinding achievements? 1,000,000 is far too high a number for it to still be fun. The only reason Dead Rising's Zombie Genocider achievement was alright was because you could take a few cars and kill about 1,000 zombies before they broke down.
@ lemon
Me too.
That seems believable. Warm Coffee ftw
At least the online ones aren't too crazy. I was hoping for more single player ones. If these are the real ones, it's kind of a disappointment. I excepted ones that would be a lot wackier and more fun.
Yay for warm coffee.
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Assasin's greed. classic
@TheBrain
It's not that your keyboard is typing backwards, it's that your monitor is on the wrong way.
When did Dtoid become "Xbox fans"? I feel like we've been getting this a lot. I feel like everyone here is just a fan of games and it just so happens that the 360 has had the greater quantity of good games over the last couple years. I don't think there's a single person on this site that would turn their nose up at a PS3 though.
@ HarassmentPanda
wow you must be living under a rock dude.
Yeah man. I wouldn't go so far as to say that a majority of the fan-boy behavior is skewed towards a single console, but this place has long-since been overrun by fan-boys just the same.
*witty achievement names*I see what they did there.