2007's Resident Evil: Extinction left itself wide open for a sequel, so you probably already knew it was coming. Now, new rumors surrounding the upcoming (and obvious) sequel have hit the Internet.
Word on the street is that Paul Anderson will once again be writing the screenplay, and once again won't be coming back to direct. The rumors suggest that in terms of the film's tone, it'll be closer to Resident Evil: Apocalypse, "but with better dialogue." (What, no "GTA, Motherfucker! Oh, yeah! Ten points"?)
If the Resident Evil films did anything right, it's throwing in scenes of Milla Jovovich kicking ass. Well, those are back -- a martial arts choreographer has been tapped for the film. And if rumors are to be believed, Milla will possibly be kicking ass in Alaska and Tokyo.
My wife and I just got around to watching Resident Evil: Extinction via Netflix streaming the other night. At one point, Alice (played by Jovovich) finds a dirt pit filled with hundreds of dead clones of herself. Their bodies -- clothed a skimpy red dresses -- are bloodied, twisted, and bruised. My wife knows the score.
"Oh my God," she says. "that's a lot of near-naked Milla Jovoviches. How many guys do you think masturbated to this scene?"
A lot, honey. A lot.
Contest:
5:40 PM on 01.30.2009 | 
Oh, she is, she is...
I love Milla.
The RE movies, one the other hand, are the Fail.
Well, apart from the first one that is. That was watchable...
Yeah, OK, I admit it. I really liked the first one, OK???
Are toy happy now...???
I know they're not canonical to the game series but...meh.
I want to see a crap cartoon of Resident Evil vs Left 4 Dead ala those Superhero vs Superhero featurettes.
First, she COMPLETELY UPSTAGED Jill Valentine at every point possible in RE: Apocalypse. And I KNOW that she fucking slept with whoever possible to ensure that she would be the star and not Jill. Jill is the master of unlocking and a kick ass heroine, but Milla just couldn't sit in the background or even be equal to Jill. Cause she's a whore.
Who the fuck is Alice anyway? There is no Alice in my Resident Evil canon, so GTFO. I still have yet to see the third movie, but reading that there is a pit full of Alice clones, I just know that she thinks RE is all about her now...
Not too mention, just TRY to sit through any of the RE commentaries that she is on...you can just TELL that she thinks she is all important and God's gift to the series. Ugh.
Milla Jovovich is Leeloo Dallas to me and nothing else. The whore.
The first one was the most watchable. The second was notably worse, but the brunette wearing the hawt pants gave me a little chub so I can't totally harp on it. But the following dialogue really made me shake my head. Milla brings up how they are going to use a tactical nuclear strike on the city to which brunette hottie says "what yield?" Seriously, she wanted to know what yield of a nuclear fuck bomb? Like it matters? If you're anywhere close to the thing you're hosed. At that point my brain tuned out.
Fuck Milla...?
You should really behave yourself young man...!
But in any case, where do I sign-up...???
(Romero makes bad ass zombie flicks, Paul Anderson makes sub-par movies that have bloodless zombies.)
I don't think that boobies are allowed, they are liked though!
I thought Milla was (is) SOOOO HOT in the 5th Element!
Give it up!
Please. With a cherry on top.
After three epic fails you would think this guy would walk away already... Right?!
Jiminy Christmas, man!
Boobies not allowed...?
Now I'm depressed...
But, it's relevant... And they're nice boobies...
:/
The other 2 just devolved in to martial arts and psychic powered snorefests; fancy moves and cool special effects don't make a movie.
I'm all for mindless action, but those were some TERRIBLE movies.