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Rumor: Project Cafe to be Nintendo FEEL photo

If you thought the Wii was a silly name, what do you think of the rumored moniker for Project Cafe? The latest industry mutterings suggest that Nintendo's HD console will be called Nintendo FEEL, with a name that seems to nod toward the rumored touch-screen controller. 

According to the newest reports, FEEL will actually be able to simulate textures on the controller using haptic technology. Nintendo's goal is to create a console perfectly balanced for both casual and hardcore players, with a console as intuitive as the Wii with the kind of games "core" players are used to. 

As always, this is not confirmed. It's looking like E3 will reveal all, though!

[Via NeoGAF and Loading.se]








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Blahblahblahblah's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:22
Blahblahblahblah
The fuck?
killias2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:22
killias2
I'll admit this: I'm curious.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:23
Mr Andy Dixon
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Strandli's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:23
Strandli
I wonder how the controllers will be if they're supposed to be so different, and yet be backwards compatible with Wii Waggle. Maybe they'll just support the Wii remotes the same way the Wii supports GC controllers...


As for the name, isn't it a bit generic to be trademarked and whatnot? It's a stupid name anyway...
Lee Zhi Fei's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:24
Lee Zhi Fei
... I assume it's gonna called "Fii" this time?
fluxanimator's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:24
fluxanimator
What a stupid idea. Unless you like those terrible animal petting type games.
therealrider's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:24
therealrider
Maybe that should be Fiil?
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:25
mrplow8
Does Nintendo have to name all of their consoles after words that were used during the Michael Jackson trial?
Faux Furry's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:26
Faux Furry
They just want people to say things like "Did any of you guys cop a FEEL yet?" or "I'd rather get a FEEL over a Wii.".
That's pretty sophisticated meta-humor Nintendo's got there, isn't it?
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:29
Isay Isay
Do you FEEL like Wii 2?

/frampton'd
DownLoadableGod's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:29
DownLoadableGod
Sterling has breast cancer? Stop popping sugar pills and get some chemo in you!
Nobunaga Oda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:30
Nobunaga Oda
Wii need to FEEL a dolphin by the Cafe.
bobyoko's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:31
bobyoko
all these rumors of haptic interface have me thoroughly excited. hopefully my wildest dreams come true!
Quincyhatesyou's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:31
Quincyhatesyou
system I am very interested in...that name though...something feels off about it.........heh feels
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:31
D Sane
^^ Epic, Isay Isay
Facundo Mounes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:33
Facundo Mounes
WII FEEL SIICK?
acetated's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:33
acetated
I'm down for calling it the Nintendo Entertainment System... oh wait.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:34
Black Nexus
Nintendo has a knack for naming consoles that's for sure.
Explosion2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:34
Explosion2
Feel is a dumb name. The feeling tech sounds very interesting though.

just... pick a different name please. Are they trying to make their console names subjective to jokes or something?
ME4Twaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:34
ME4Twaffle
I wouldn't have a probably with a play on the word "sense", but Feel is pretty dumb.
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:35
Dv8thwonder
Fail is more like it.
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:35
mrplow8
Does anyone really want their kids playing Feel Play?
Stephanie K's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:36
Stephanie K
It can simulate textures, you say? Can it make us feel like we have powers? Like the power of voodoo!
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:37
mrplow8
Feel Fit is going to be great! You get to be as out of shape as you want, but at least you'll Feel Fit.
Shinta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:37
Shinta
Wait, textures? What? You can't throw that out and not explain it.

"Haptic technology, or haptics, is a tactile feedback technology that takes advantage of a user's sense of touch by applying forces, vibrations, and/or motions to the user.[1] This mechanical stimulation may be used to assist in the creation of virtual objects (objects existing only in a computer simulation), for control of such virtual objects, and for the enhancement of the remote control of machines and devices (teleoperators). It has been described as "(doing) for the sense of touch what computer graphics does for vision".[2] Although haptic devices are capable of measuring bulk or reactive forces that are applied by the user, it should not be confused with touch or tactile sensors that measure the pressure or force exerted by the user to the interface."

I'm still confused, but I'm intrigued.
Elated Hatred's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:37
Elated Hatred
"Nintendo's goal is to create a console perfectly balanced for both casual and hardcore players, with a console as intuitive as the Wii with the kind of games "core" players are used to."

Now, I've read some serious bullshit in my life, but man.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:37
RenegadePanda
Now everyone can FEEL my Wii.

With haptic technology!
TXYeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:37
TXYeti
Nintendo's turned full-on into a gimmick machine. Motion controls were the last thing they were ahead of the curve on. Motion controls, 3D, touch-screens, etc. Too bad, as I assume most gamers would prefer a good stable of 1st AND 3rd party games on an affordable and up-to-current spec console. Not this junk.
phoebus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:37
phoebus
No references to FEELing one's Wii yet?
phoebus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:38
phoebus
Damn just a second too late
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:38
mrplow8
I can't wait for Mario Kart to be bundled with the Feel Wheel, and everybody gets a turn.
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:40
mrplow8
It's going to launch with a Shania Twain game called Feel Like A Woman; which will be much better than the last Shania Twain game, Wii Like A Woman.
wickedsickzombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:40
wickedsickzombie
Ugh, "Feel" actually makes the rumored "Stream" name sound decent
ManWithNoName's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:40
ManWithNoName
God, I hope they go for the Stream name, because Nintendo Feel sounds like Myiamoto is trying to molest someone. Also, the haptic tech is interesting.
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:41
Dv8thwonder
But seriously think of all of the naughty games that Japan could come up with. FAP
PEICanada7's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:42
PEICanada7
I personally don't have a problem with naming it the Nintendo Stream, which I think is a lot better than this new rumored name. I honestly don't know why some people have a problem with the name Stream. I mean its almost identical to Steam, which everyone loves and it makes perfect sense, if the console really does stream things to the controller as rumored. No one has a probably with saying NetFlix Streaming, so I don't get why people automatic think of streaming urine, just because its a possible Nintendo console name. Maybe that says more about the juvenile people who think that way, than anything else!
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:44
T3HM0RR0W
Makes me think of this...


Also: If they really name the new system something stupid, I am just going to refer to it as the Nintendo Entertainment System and call it a day. FTW
Gilgamesh1317's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:45
Gilgamesh1317
I raged when this one surfaced a few days ago.

Why can't you just not include a gimmick, Nintendo? What happened?
tomothy25's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:45
tomothy25
Everybody look at mrplow8's comments, they're hilarious. Bravo sir.

To be honest, as long as it has some awesome first and third party games, preferably with a new Nintendo IP somewhere in amongst those games, then I couldn't care less what it's called.
SKSith's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:46
SKSith
Hm... It's better than Stream, but still not great. Texture thing sounds extremely awesome to me.
Noir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:46
Noir
Sorry, but I'm not feeling anything from that name.

Honestly I would've preferred Stream, which isn't a great name either.
ManWithNoName's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:46
ManWithNoName
Oh, I almost forgot... WHATTHEFUCKINGHELLISTHATTHINGJIM?! An more importantly, how I kill it?
MuddBstrd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:46
MuddBstrd
Yeah... this name just sounds creepy. It makes me think the console is going to start... touching... me. I really don't think parents are going to buy that one for their kids.
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:47
Dv8thwonder
The thought of a videogame console molesting you or is it the other way around seriously scares me.
Shinta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:49
Shinta
@ManWithNoName: Go watch Labyrinth, now.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:49
mix
Man FEEL the sand in this videogame, touch my controller dude..TOUCH IT!

Not interested in this new feautre at all.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:49
RenegadePanda
I can't wait for a rousing game of Feel Mii.

And of course the party game spin off, Wii Feel Mii.
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:50
Everyday Legend
Just show the damn thing already.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:51
fetusmilk
i cant wait for FEEL party. FEEL sports. FEELypics. and FEEL play.

and dont forget about FEEL motion +
Shinta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 12:52
Shinta
@RenegadePanda: Feel Mii Wii ... god dammit.
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