Epic Games teased the world and chances are you missed it like we did. According to Kotaku, the official Epic Games Web site had a momentary teaser with a still image and the words “It’s Unreal. And it’s almost here.” As for what the hell the company was teasing, well, that’s anyone’s guess at this point. It may have had something to do with different Unreal Engine tech or an Unreal-branded game.
Hell, it may have even been teasing an Unreal-themed Snuggie given how metal (and warm-looking) that Gears of War prototype body bag blanket looks. But the point is we’re not sure what it was teasing or even why a teaser so this vague would be removed from an official Web site. Perhaps the world -- or Epic Games -- just wasn’t ready for it.
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9:20 AM on 10.23.2009
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Not that Unreal (i.e. not Tournament) games are ever worth getting excited about, but they're pretty!
Yeah, exactly. Unreal II was alright but it just wasn't Unreal, goddammit. The first Unreal blew my fucking brains out of the back of my head and onto my dumb struck brother sitting directly behind me. He didn't mind though seeing as his brain was also fucking blown out!
Ah, when will that ever happen again?
The unreal enginge does some great things, but even in Borderlands I wait for textures to load EVERYTIME a new area is entered. What year is it again?
My guess is Unreal Engine 4, not a game.
Probably UE4. They need something to stand up against CryEngine 3.
It's been my dream for 15 years, and I'll hunt them down and castrate them if they shoot it down now!
Wow...that's going back. If we're talking about what I think we are...I ran that game from DOS. Not even a DOS prompt...I had to boot my whole machine to DOS.
I also played the hell out of Duke Nukem 1 and 2. Where the hell are those on XBLA?
http://www.mediafire.com/file/i3yezmtktln/Jill.zip
Jill was the first game heroine I ever had a major crush on... before I had even started puberty.
Though the Xbox version of XMP was miserable since it required at least 24 players to work and XBL couldn't be stressed beyond 8-10 players in the Xbox XMP.
But man was XMP on the PC fantastic, a little bit of Tribes, a little bit of UT2004s Onslaught and a little bit of Wolfenstein Enemy Territory.
O... wait..
It's most likely Unreal 3. It seems to fit the hint. Hopefully for the PC. And I really wish I didn't have to say that.