Have you ever wished you could use your 3DS stylus to clean off all the gross filth from your body? Well now you can! The Germa Roller Touch Pen uses something called germanium, which has healing properties that supposedly makes your skin look younger. It'll also make you look like you have "special needs" as you rub a stylus all over your body in public.
The Germa Roller Touch Pen is available in Japan for ¥1,480, and comes in gray, black, and pink. You know you want this, you weirdos.