Well, not that cute. Sort of misshapen. And $30? Maybe if that "bullet whistle" was a bullet vibe.
In case you don't think Rockstar has made enough money off of Grand Theft Auto V, you can buy a bunch of expensive, GTAV branded junk at the Rockstar's online store. How about a dog leash for $20 or $25? It's "perfect for medium sized and large dogs." Humans, too, I bet. You can finally live out all your Grand Theft Auto-branded fetishes.
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