It'll be a fun game though, I'm sure.
He literally means the two saggy, fleshy looking apendages on his right arm, that looks amuzingly like bollocks.
Maybe if Club were Glub instead.
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Rockstar releases new Max Payne 3 PC screenshots
For so much Payne, these screen shots are oddly giving me a lot of pleasure. The PC version of Max Payne 3 is still well on its way, and Rockstar has so kindly reminded us with these gorgeous new screen shots. See many many more of these pictures, arranged in sequence to give the appearance of motion, when Max Payne 3 for PC debuts on May 29, 2012 in North America. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Looks like I'll be getting a new graphics card in a couple months to display old-man-arms in the highest of clarity. It'll have way better graphics if the modification scene for this game takes off, which is great except that Rockstar's track record for porting games to the PC is fucking woeful, shame really as Remedy's efforts shat all over their console counterparts from a GREAT height, constant 60fps gunplay with gorgeous graphics? I can only hope, and probably dream with Rockstar at the helm.
It'll be a fun game though, I'm sure. Ugh, thanks Kanten. If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have realized. The "Hide Gallery" button was checked DOH @tremault.
He literally means the two saggy, fleshy looking apendages on his right arm, that looks amuzingly like bollocks. That logo in the second screen shot sort of looks like the same logo for the Carlton Football Club.
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| 4:45 PM on 02.14.2013 Greenmangaming offers dirt cheap Max Payne 3 |

Max Payne has hit rock bottom. Now, so has the price for his latest game! Greenmangaming is offering a 48 hour sale on the PC version of Max Payne 3 which ought to turn a few heads. Using a coupon code (GMG20-P4DLK-...more
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