I don't think I have words to describe the majesty of the above footage. It comes from a cell phone game entitled Rockin' Stone and not since Cassavetes' The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie have I seen such a gleeful mineral formation. Apparently the stone (Skip) is on a quest to find his mate (Pebbie), a quest that, while cliché, leaves us all to wonder exactly how smooth stones "make babies." I could see a jagged rock inserting its ... y'know what? Nevermind. This train of reasoning can only lead to some particularly disgusting fetishism and stone-on-companion-cube slash fiction.
Granite thrust his precipice deep into Amethyst's crevasse. "I'm hard as a rock", he said, "because I AM a rock." With a moan, he shot his alluvium all over her smooth, polished surface. "Yeah baby," Amethyst said, "now do me in my butte."
I think i had the prequel to this game, Skipping Stone or something like that...it was something to do between looking at naked pictures of ex-girlfriends on my camera phone.
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7:24 PM on 11.05.2007
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