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loki d20 at 04/15/2008 16:07

Soon to be auctioned: Motley Crue signed Rock Band instruments, may not work due to beer showers and may reek of worse.

king3vbo at 04/15/2008 16:15

DO NOT WANT. That tour is made up of so much fail and lose it's sad

MrSadistic at 04/15/2008 16:23

Those bands are just.. plain.. horrible. To each, their own I guess.

Nick Chester at 04/15/2008 16:25

But ... but ... if this means we have a better chance of getting some classic Motley Crue in Rock Band, then yes please.

blehman at 04/15/2008 16:35

No. I saw Crue once. Left after the third song. Vince Neil sucks. Do not want.

power-glove at 04/15/2008 16:36

Nick, it is Papa Roach, not Roach.

Anyway, I am right there with you Nick. There more bands that Harmonix can get in the game the better.

Morrius at 04/15/2008 16:38

Following the last-minute addition of shitty has-beens new single "Desperate attempt to remain relevant" to today's Rock Band downloadable coinswipe, Destroyer of worlds Games and Har-"Fuck Europe"-monix have announced that they will be along for the trudge this summer when shitty has-beens embark on their 40-city tour, hereby known as "Fail fest."

Along with Trendy shitbags, The band who copied a melody line from an Iron Maiden song and got famous doing it, Shitxx: lA.Me. and Crapt, The washed up has-beens will be invading city after city as they attempt to not only bore your faces off, but also sleep with you. (I read The Dirt, so I know what's up.) On each stop there will be a "Cheap marketing area," where dudes wearing denim jackets and chicks with teased hair can unleash their inner rock stars by trying out the game in front of drunk, rowdy people.

The tour begins on April 15, so maybe it's time for you to brush up on your Vince Neil impersonating skills... Sucking is a good start. And maybe it's time for "Dr. Feelgood," "Shout at the Devil," and "Too Young to Fall in Love" to be released as downloadable content. Thanks.

h3lios at 04/15/2008 16:50

What's a Papa Roack?

Also Morius' post ftw.

Cheeburga at 04/15/2008 16:58

Roack

Nick Chester at 04/15/2008 17:00

@ power-glove:

Your correction was awesome. "It's Papa Roach, not Roach." :D

Xzyliac at 04/15/2008 17:05

Aerosmith vs. Motley Crue

Who can bring in mo' moolah?

Although to their respect I'm loving Saints of Los Angeles, Dream On for free kicked ass, and GH:Aerosmith has the amazing Joan Jett song I Hate Myself for Loving You. Don't know 'bout you guys but please, bring on the Crue.

Morrius at 04/15/2008 17:42

Riff that kicks in at 2:29

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

YA DA DA etc.

Papa Roach, rubbish.

poonster at 04/15/2008 20:03

the tour begins April 15 and end quickly after due to poor ticket sales and Motley Crues total irrelevance these days.dudes the 80's are over and the teeny skanks who once loved you are now in their 40's driving to soccer practice listening to Hannah Montana.

Pariah at 04/15/2008 22:01

NOFX led a "fuck Papa Roach" chant and interrupted their set during Warped Tour in Buffalo back in 2001 or 2002? I am getting old and had heat stroke that day. "We just sold 50,000 copies of pump of the valium. Woooo. Papa Roach just went platinum!" Fuck Papa Roach Fuck Papa Roach etc.

c0dek at 04/15/2008 22:12

Buckcherry is a real band? I thought they were just poorly dressed Crue cosplayers. Hmm, how about that.

Morrius at 04/16/2008 03:21

Lol, Crue cosplay. You win my first laugh of the day Sir.

dark_inchworm at 04/16/2008 13:51

I know I'm a little late to the party, but this tour doesn't start until July 1.

The tickets might've went on sale April 15, but no, there are no shows set for the near future.

Necros at 04/20/2008 04:19

Well, at least people with terrible taste in music (Trapt? Really?) will get to try out a game with some good tracks.