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Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar photo

Two Dino-tastic robot dinosaurs from outer space have come to Earth to save it from evil ... evilness. You play as either Tyrannosaurus X or Dinomite as they take to the skies and rawr laser beams out of their mouths in this awesome shmup flash game.

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar is a lot of fun, but it's way too short. Still, it's a great time waster. Besides, what else are you going to do today on your boring Sunday afternoon? Go play outside? Pft, yeah right. Check out the game over on ArcadeBomb.

[Thanks to RockVillain, Grim and Welkstar!]


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Half left's Avatar
Half left at 04/19/2009 14:06
Teh oldzorz.

Fucking epic game though ;].
HydroTonix's Avatar
HydroTonix at 04/19/2009 14:12
Yeah that shit was on dinopad
njsykora's Avatar
njsykora at 04/19/2009 14:15
www.dinopad.com
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 04/19/2009 14:21
OMG A WEEK OLD BAW BAW BAWWWWWWW
Half left's Avatar
Half left at 04/19/2009 14:23
BAWW BAWWWW RAWRRRRRRR *fires beam*
Dimly's Avatar
Dimly at 04/19/2009 14:27
This game is amazing.
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 04/19/2009 14:43
Where has this game been all my life?!
nikmonroe's Avatar
nikmonroe at 04/19/2009 15:03
Game of the year.
grafkhun's Avatar
grafkhun at 04/19/2009 15:09
wowzorz, Hamza dis is leik ancient in inernet timez, oh well, slow ppl will be slow ppl, haha.
WarZombie's Avatar
WarZombie at 04/19/2009 15:13
Dinosaurs + Jetpacks = Epic win.
PenKaizen's Avatar
PenKaizen at 04/19/2009 15:13
I need not play another game again.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar
RonBurgandy2010 at 04/19/2009 15:24
Someone at camp showed me this, it was fucking hilarious.
Naim Master's Avatar
Naim Master at 04/19/2009 15:24
Wasn't it on Newgrounds originally?
Genebeef's Avatar
Genebeef at 04/19/2009 15:33
imma firin' ma lasar
Magnalon's Avatar
Magnalon at 04/19/2009 15:41
REPTAR!
HeavyD's Avatar
HeavyD at 04/19/2009 16:11
Make this into a full game ASAP!
comtruise's Avatar
comtruise at 04/19/2009 16:21
That's cool and all, but I want my Polar Bears That Crap Atom Bombs!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 04/19/2009 16:38
Comtruise is on to something guys. I want a Tigers That Shoot Saws Out of Their Nipples game!
goodgamer77's Avatar
goodgamer77 at 04/19/2009 16:46
To the maker of this game: I would pay $40 for a full-fledged DS version, but it must include raptors.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 04/19/2009 18:07
ROAR!!!
Twiggy's Avatar
Twiggy at 04/19/2009 18:18
ROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRR

GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRMMM....
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 04/19/2009 18:37
I beat it in one credit.
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 04/19/2009 20:25
I will have to play this and maybe even review it.
D4RK ONION's Avatar
D4RK ONION at 04/19/2009 22:16
Played this last week on Newgrounds, it's truely epic...
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 04/20/2009 04:58
I just hope the developer follows this up. They've got some excellent ideas in there.
Theos's Avatar
Theos at 04/20/2009 06:07
Best. Game. Ever.
zombiekiller13's Avatar
zombiekiller13 at 04/20/2009 07:11
My little brother showed this to me a few weeks ago. Man, if they cleaned it up a bit and added some difficulty, it could totally be a XBLA/PSN/WiiWare game.
Face's Avatar
Face at 04/20/2009 09:44
You can't beat Wardrox to the punch on news. Especially with dino/game crossovers. He has pro journalism skills.
feliponz's Avatar
feliponz at 04/20/2009 11:01
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