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Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar photo

Two Dino-tastic robot dinosaurs from outer space have come to Earth to save it from evil ... evilness. You play as either Tyrannosaurus X or Dinomite as they take to the skies and rawr laser beams out of their mouths in this awesome shmup flash game.

Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar is a lot of fun, but it's way too short. Still, it's a great time waster. Besides, what else are you going to do today on your boring Sunday afternoon? Go play outside? Pft, yeah right. Check out the game over on ArcadeBomb.

[Thanks to RockVillain, Grim and Welkstar!]


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29 comments | showing # 1 to 29

Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 14:06
Half left
Teh oldzorz.

Fucking epic game though ;].
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 14:12
HydroTonix
Yeah that shit was on dinopad
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 14:15
njsykora
www.dinopad.com
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 14:21
Hamza CTZ Aziz
OMG A WEEK OLD BAW BAW BAWWWWWWW
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 14:23
Half left
BAWW BAWWWW RAWRRRRRRR *fires beam*
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 14:27
Dimly
This game is amazing.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 14:43
falinter
Where has this game been all my life?!
nikmonroe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:03
nikmonroe
Game of the year.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:09
grafkhun
wowzorz, Hamza dis is leik ancient in inernet timez, oh well, slow ppl will be slow ppl, haha.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:13
WarZombie
Dinosaurs + Jetpacks = Epic win.
PenKaizen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:13
PenKaizen
I need not play another game again.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:24
RonBurgandy2010
Someone at camp showed me this, it was fucking hilarious.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:24
Naim Master
Wasn't it on Newgrounds originally?
Genebeef's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:33
Genebeef
imma firin' ma lasar
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:41
Magnalon
REPTAR!
HeavyD's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 16:11
HeavyD
Make this into a full game ASAP!
comtruise's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 16:21
comtruise
That's cool and all, but I want my Polar Bears That Crap Atom Bombs!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 16:38
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Comtruise is on to something guys. I want a Tigers That Shoot Saws Out of Their Nipples game!
goodgamer77's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 16:46
goodgamer77
To the maker of this game: I would pay $40 for a full-fledged DS version, but it must include raptors.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 18:07
Chronic Logic
ROAR!!!
Twiggy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 18:18
Twiggy
ROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRR

GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRMMM....
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 18:37
The-Excel
I beat it in one credit.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 20:25
NihonTiger90
I will have to play this and maybe even review it.
D4RK ONION's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 22:16
D4RK ONION
Played this last week on Newgrounds, it's truely epic...
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 04:58
Batthink
I just hope the developer follows this up. They've got some excellent ideas in there.
Theos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 06:07
Theos
Best. Game. Ever.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 07:11
zombiekiller13
My little brother showed this to me a few weeks ago. Man, if they cleaned it up a bit and added some difficulty, it could totally be a XBLA/PSN/WiiWare game.
Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 09:44
Face
You can't beat Wardrox to the punch on news. Especially with dino/game crossovers. He has pro journalism skills.
feliponz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 11:01
feliponz
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