If you are one of the many who were unlike me and not baffled/bored by the original Rez, then you are no doubt looking forward to Rez HD on Xbox Live. The original worked with a special "trance controller" that you could use to vibrate on parts of your body, and while there is no such controller this time around, you can somewhat simulate it.
Rez HD will provide rumble for all four controller ports on the Xbox 360, which can only suggest that the developers expect you to connect four different gamepads, and then duct tape three of them to your back like some kind of blasphemous plastic porcupine.
The game is set for release in a matter of weeks and will cost 800 points. Make sure you have the extra controllers by then, because the new trend in gaming is to look as big a moron as possible when playing.
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1:48 PM on 01.08.2008
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I should learn to take my time.
Haahahahah! Nice.
Two words.
Rez.Orgy.
Your female dogs will love this game?
Basically this game turns your 360 controller into a vibrator???
maybe thats the only fun you can have from this game... and probably the extra controllers would cost as much as a vibrator.
I mean, massage chair. Yeah. That's it.