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Rez HD provides a vibrator foursome photo

If you are one of the many who were unlike me and not baffled/bored by the original Rez, then you are no doubt looking forward to Rez HD on Xbox Live. The original worked with a special "trance controller" that you could use to vibrate on parts of your body, and while there is no such controller this time around, you can somewhat simulate it.

Rez HD will provide rumble for all four controller ports on the Xbox 360, which can only suggest that the developers expect you to connect four different gamepads, and then duct tape three of them to your back like some kind of blasphemous plastic porcupine.  

The game is set for release in a matter of weeks and will cost 800 points. Make sure you have the extra controllers by then, because the new trend in gaming is to look as big a moron as possible when playing.


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13thDragon's Avatar
13thDragon at 01/08/2008 13:46
http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html
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13thDragon at 01/08/2008 13:46
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Snaileb at 01/08/2008 13:49
Dude.... blasphemous plastic porcupine?
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 01/08/2008 13:55
"...because the new trend in gaming is to look as big a moron as possible when playing."

Haahahahah! Nice.
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Xeniteone at 01/08/2008 13:58
I never played this, but I heard many things, good things. Meanwhile, I wouldn't do anything with the 360 controller that wouldn't allow my little brother to touch it ever again. I mean, at this point, you might as well just buy a vibrator.
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DanGale at 01/08/2008 14:03
I can't wait to play this. Just a quick question though, slightly off topic. Is there a Rez vibrator for the Dreamcast or was it PS2 only?
Aerox's Avatar
Aerox at 01/08/2008 14:04
Right...my back.
Imako's Avatar
Imako at 01/08/2008 14:11
between this, omega five, and eventually ikaruga, I'm going to be in shmup heaven.
WhiteSpyderZero's Avatar
WhiteSpyderZero at 01/08/2008 14:16
You can use 4 pads as Trance vibes eh?

Two words.

Rez.Orgy.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 01/08/2008 14:26
I'm going to have some fun.
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galagabug at 01/08/2008 14:50
this game is fucking win. i cannot wait to play it in HD, with 5.1 surround sound, and vibrating controllers in each of my pockets.
Trevor McGee's Avatar
Trevor McGee at 01/08/2008 15:26
I'm going to avoid playing this game. It'll probably give me a seizure. That's why I also avoid Lumines.
Dan CiTi's Avatar
Dan CiTi at 01/08/2008 15:26
My bitches will love this game.
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 01/08/2008 15:51
@ Dan CiTi

Your female dogs will love this game?
Trevor McGee's Avatar
Trevor McGee at 01/08/2008 16:04
I'm going to avoid playing this game. It'll probably give me a seizure. That's why I also avoid Lumines.
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Trevor McGee at 01/08/2008 16:17
How the hell did I post the same message a half an hour later? Accidentally double posts usually happen immediately but this is the first I've seen one happen a half an hour later.
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 01/08/2008 17:13
Yeah I saw this guy at On the Spot show last week, he put several xbox360 controllers inside his pants...
AndyCat's Avatar
AndyCat at 01/08/2008 17:21
old news
Juggernaut's Avatar
Juggernaut at 01/08/2008 17:29
Interesting....

Basically this game turns your 360 controller into a vibrator???
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar
michiyoyoshiku at 01/08/2008 17:57
Jeff Minter WISHES he could make a game this good, but Minter is nothing but a washed up Hack
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Scrixx at 01/08/2008 19:46
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jerrt at 01/08/2008 20:20
now to just type up my girlfriend naked to the couch..... [just kidding..... i mean, i wish]
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 01/08/2008 21:21
@Jerrt
maybe thats the only fun you can have from this game... and probably the extra controllers would cost as much as a vibrator.
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Necros at 01/08/2008 23:42
This is great news, but still, a controller isn't quite the same as a conveniently-designed Trance Vibrator. It's a shame they couldn't make those work as well.
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Your moms new boyfriend at 01/09/2008 01:05
Now I have to figure out a way to turn a bunch of controllers into a buttplu...

I mean, massage chair. Yeah. That's it.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 01/17/2008 01:15
That's nice.
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