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Rez HD provides a vibrator foursome photo

If you are one of the many who were unlike me and not baffled/bored by the original Rez, then you are no doubt looking forward to Rez HD on Xbox Live. The original worked with a special "trance controller" that you could use to vibrate on parts of your body, and while there is no such controller this time around, you can somewhat simulate it.

Rez HD will provide rumble for all four controller ports on the Xbox 360, which can only suggest that the developers expect you to connect four different gamepads, and then duct tape three of them to your back like some kind of blasphemous plastic porcupine.  

The game is set for release in a matter of weeks and will cost 800 points. Make sure you have the extra controllers by then, because the new trend in gaming is to look as big a moron as possible when playing.


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13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:46
13thDragon
http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:46
13thDragon
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:49
Snaileb
Dude.... blasphemous plastic porcupine?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:55
blehman
"...because the new trend in gaming is to look as big a moron as possible when playing."

Haahahahah! Nice.
Xeniteone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:58
Xeniteone
I never played this, but I heard many things, good things. Meanwhile, I wouldn't do anything with the 360 controller that wouldn't allow my little brother to touch it ever again. I mean, at this point, you might as well just buy a vibrator.
DanGale's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:03
DanGale
I can't wait to play this. Just a quick question though, slightly off topic. Is there a Rez vibrator for the Dreamcast or was it PS2 only?
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:04
Aerox
Right...my back.
Imako's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:11
Imako
between this, omega five, and eventually ikaruga, I'm going to be in shmup heaven.
WhiteSpyderZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:16
WhiteSpyderZero
You can use 4 pads as Trance vibes eh?

Two words.

Rez.Orgy.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:26
Cheeburga
I'm going to have some fun.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:50
galagabug
this game is fucking win. i cannot wait to play it in HD, with 5.1 surround sound, and vibrating controllers in each of my pockets.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 15:26
Trevor McGee
I'm going to avoid playing this game. It'll probably give me a seizure. That's why I also avoid Lumines.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 15:26
Dan CiTi
My bitches will love this game.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 15:51
blehman
@ Dan CiTi

Your female dogs will love this game?
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 16:04
Trevor McGee
I'm going to avoid playing this game. It'll probably give me a seizure. That's why I also avoid Lumines.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 16:17
Trevor McGee
How the hell did I post the same message a half an hour later? Accidentally double posts usually happen immediately but this is the first I've seen one happen a half an hour later.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 17:13
Velt
Yeah I saw this guy at On the Spot show last week, he put several xbox360 controllers inside his pants...
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 17:21
AndyCat
old news
Juggernaut's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 17:29
Juggernaut
Interesting....

Basically this game turns your 360 controller into a vibrator???
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 17:57
michiyoyoshiku
Jeff Minter WISHES he could make a game this good, but Minter is nothing but a washed up Hack
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 19:46
Scrixx
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 20:20
jerrt
now to just type up my girlfriend naked to the couch..... [just kidding..... i mean, i wish]
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 21:21
Velt
@Jerrt
maybe thats the only fun you can have from this game... and probably the extra controllers would cost as much as a vibrator.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 23:42
Necros
This is great news, but still, a controller isn't quite the same as a conveniently-designed Trance Vibrator. It's a shame they couldn't make those work as well.
Your moms new boyfriend's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2008 01:05
Your moms new boyfriend
Now I have to figure out a way to turn a bunch of controllers into a buttplu...

I mean, massage chair. Yeah. That's it.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2008 01:15
Fading Star
That's nice.
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