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Review: Transformers: Dark of the Moon photo

Before the review begins, I feel it's my duty to warn anybody who considers purchasing this -- there's barely any mention of the Moon at all. In fact, the Moon appears in the campaign's end credits more than it appears in the game itself. 

Transformers: Dark of the Moon is a big lie.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Wii, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 [reviewed])
Developer: High Moon Studios
Publisher: Activision
Released: June 14, 2011
MSRP: $59.99

After the success of Transformers: War for Cybertron last year, it would appear that High Moon Studios has become the go-to developer for Transformers games, and with good reason. War for Cybertron was a great game with a fun campaign and excellent multiplayer. It's hardly surprising that with this interactive accompaniment to Michael Bay's latest travesty, High Moon sought to change very little about its last effort. 

Unfortunately, simply copying War for Cybertron's gameplay doesn't automatically make for a great game, especially when it's clear to even a dullard that it was quickly squirted out in order to release alongside the film. That's very much the feeling Dark of the Moon gives me -- a very rushed, less spectacular War for Cybertron

What this means is that Dark of the Moon is easily the best game based on the "Bayformers" license to be made, despite not being great in the least. 

 

The campaign is playable and pleasantly painless, yet you'll be lucky if you feel anything more than boredom while trudging through it. One major problem is that the game presents itself a cover shooter, but there's no actual cover system and the levels often consist of wide, open areas or constricted corridors with very little to stand behind. Most combat situations are fairly straightforward, based upon the "throwing a bunch of enemies at you and pretending that's a challenge" school of design, and level design overall feels bland, grey and flat. 

Each level is dedicated to a different Transformer. You'll start the game as Bumblebee, progress as Ironhide, and get stealthy with Mirage. You'll then switch to the Decepticon side to play Soundwave, Starscream and Megatron, before ending with Optimus Prime. All told, the campaign takes a handful of hours to beat and feature a range of fairly straightforward, mundane levels with a fair few frustrating sections. The Starscream and Mirage stages are particularly tiresome, respectively based as they are around dodgy flight mechanics and sluggish stealth gameplay.

Every Transformer has access to dual weapons and a pair of special abilities in their robot forms, with two further weapons and a unique ability in vehicle form. These are all fairly standard armaments and powers -- assault rifles and plasma cannons are augmented by shockwave blasts, cloaking devices and special guns. One ability recharges on its own while another requires Energon from fallen enemies, and I've just bored myself talking about it. High Moon did a decent job of making each Transformer feel unique, though again, the range of powers and the overall gameplay feels rather dreary compared to Cybertron.

The theme of sub-par War for Cybertron gameplay extends to the multiplayer as well. At its core, the multiplayer offering is almost identical to the one found in High Moon's previous game. There are four character classes designated by vehicle design, though the "Scientist" class has been changed to the "Hunter" class and made worse in the process, oddly. As with War for Cybertron, players get a limited customization ability for characters and can unlock a variety of new abilities and weapons. 

The same issues found in the campaign pop up on the multiplayer as well -- namely a mundane level design and the feeling that High Moon quickly pieced it together from bits of its previous title. It's certainly not bad, but it's yet again nowhere near as compelling as what the studio offered in its last Transformers game. The fact that nothing new was added -- and in fact features a more boring range of weapons and maps -- serves to create a multiplayer experience that really has no reason to exist. 

Although the game isn't visually ugly, the grey color palette and awful designs of the robots themselves (the movie versions look like computers that were exploded and put back together by horses) make for unpleasant viewing. At the very least, the voices aren't too bad, with several of the voice actors taken from Cybertron rather than the films themselves. 

At the end of the day, Transformers: Dark of the Moon is just another licensed game, made a fraction more enjoyable due to its aping of a superior title. Essentially a rushed, less exciting version of War for Cybetron, this quick cash-in is better than most Hollywood money grabs, but that's really not saying too much. Only the most hardcore fans of Michael Bay's Transformers movies need to really bother playing it, and even then, they can probably be doing something more productive with their time. 



Final Verdict:
5.5

Mediocre: 5s are an exercise in apathy, neither Solid nor Liquid. Not exactly bad, but not very good either. Just a bit "meh," really. Basically, this is like a "7" on your grandfather's blog.













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pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:05
pokota
... Pink Floyd references, maybe? Tch. Big liars.
godsavant's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:15
godsavant
Wait, didn't Revenge of the Fallen have a decent multiplayer mode? In that context, I thought it was better than even WFC in certain respects, and certainly superior to this game.
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:18
Oishidesu
A movie based game better than Duke Nukem Forever? Why, this is bias, my good sir! Bias, I say! Yes, BIAS!
/s
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:24
Stevil
Well, technically, you wouldn't be able to see the dark side of the Moon anyway. You know, on the account of it being the unseen part of the non-spinning Moon. Then again, I never really finished that Astronomy class back in the day.

I guess they weren't lying really, unless they were talking about seeing the bright side of the Moon or the Moon as a whole; which, judging from restricted perspective of common eyesight, would be impossible to envision. Therefore, that simply won't do and I will deny them a Day One purchase.

Sorry, what were we talking about again?
adamBADam's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:25
adamBADam
Where oh where is the Child of Eden review? Oh yeah, BIAS!
Sir Tobbii's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:29
Sir Tobbii
Yeah, it's enough that I'm giving the movie a chance, I'm not giving the game one as well.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:30
Stevil
Wait a second. It's just called Dark of the Moon and not Dark Side? Well, that's just changed my opinion dramatically. Now, I have none!
dr spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:31
dr spaceman
"the movie versions look like computers that were exploded and put back together by horses"

YES. this is the description i've been looking for.
GRiVEN's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:32
GRiVEN
I had a feeling this would not be good...
pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:40
pokota
Wait .. it's not DarkSIDE of the Moon? Wow, I read it that way without thinking. This changes everything.

'Dark of the Moon' simply refers to the New Moon (opposite of the Full Moon). So, technically, it could have been there the whole time, and you just didn't see it. Because it's Dark. They might not be lying after all.

@jimmyx
You know, I'm not surprised at all.
KamikazeCactuar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:42
KamikazeCactuar
Here's a thought. Movie games should cost as much as you paid for to see the actual movie. So no more expensive than about 15 bucks.
ThrashingLimbsEd's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 17:55
ThrashingLimbsEd
Do you have a life outside of playing games and then writing about them?

I swear that every game out this month has been reviewed by you.

No complaints as I like you style but man are you a workaholic (yeah right work! )
K1NG J0RDAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 18:04
K1NG J0RDAN
I bought the game on release day and I like it. The simple fact that it has WFC gameplay is what sold me on it. I enjoy it and am in no way regretting my purchase.
lotuseater20's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 18:23
lotuseater20
Jiiiiim... Did you fix up a typo...?

http://www.destructoid.com/transformers-dark-side-of-the-moon-204456.phtml
Thane Vickers's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 18:25
Thane Vickers
This is the Dark Side of the Moon of video games.
josmeister's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 18:28
josmeister
Two days ago I got high and listened to The Dark Side of The Moon. Best experience of my life. Deffo better than this game
pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 18:31
pokota
@lotuseater20

I knew it! I KNEW it!

Thank you for making me feel less crazy.
BalloonFighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 18:47
BalloonFighter
What's up with that pigeon/harier/dino hybrid? I don't like him.
GoodlyMike's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 18:55
GoodlyMike
Bayformers: Explosions in your Eyes
goinglopsided's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 18:59
goinglopsided
I wish movie games weren't so predictably bland and actually had something exciting to offer.
BiggyP's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 19:00
BiggyP
Jmmyx needs to post more. His posts always makes me burst out laughing
JohnGrisham's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 19:06
JohnGrisham
score seems too generous, they stripped so much from WFC. Really awful cashgrab-movie-tie-in of a game.

p.s. - redbox for $2 finish it in a night.
GunSlap's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 19:34
GunSlap
I stopped reading after: "there's barely any mention of the Moon at all."


NOT WORTH IT.
Sæglópur's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 19:37
Sæglópur
I just want Darkwatch 2 and War for Cybertron 2.
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 19:50
Everyday Legend
@adamBADam
Fear not. I'm writing one up as we speak, since people don't seem to care about the fucking sequel to Rez as much as they do Transformers: Dark Of The Moon.
Spite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 20:18
Spite
That sucks. Although I don't think War for Cybertron was great, I enjoyed the multiplayer for the few weeks that I did play it. Single player mode wasn't that fun. I'll pass on this and just watch the movie (that's right I like bayformers).
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 20:20
fetusmilk
Generation 1 or bust
whosjohndonut's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 20:25
whosjohndonut
decent review
Adonai's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 22:00
Adonai
"Only the most hardcore fans of Michael Bay's Transformers movies need to really bother playing it, and even then, they can probably be doing something more productive with their time."

Like licking paint, eating glue, that sort of thing :D
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 22:07
KingSigy
As if I even expected this to be decent. I didn't like War for Cybertron, but it did nail the Transformers theme pretty well. It's sad to see High Moon just rehashing their past success and then forgetting what made it enjoyable.
Spaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 22:18
Spaz
By god lol this is the shortest review I think I have ever seen you write.
kidplus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2011 23:25
kidplus
Reading this just reminds me of how sad it made me when War for Cybertron's online community dried up. I really dug the multiplayer but with every big release the community took a giant hit. If anything this cash-in is just going to encourage people to to pass on future games from High Moon which is a shame.
Wrath and Pride's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2011 00:04
Wrath and Pride
"p.s. - redbox for $2 finish it in a night."

right there with you man
RsistncE's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2011 00:19
RsistncE
well I don't know...I thought War for Cybertron was also a pile of shit, albeit overrated at the same time. Go figure.
Max Scoville's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2011 01:44
Max Scoville
JIM YOUR REVIEWS ARE TOO CONTROVERSIAL FUCKING QUIT IT
DrStayPuft's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2011 02:13
DrStayPuft
WFC did everything right, both for a campaign and ESPECIALLY for multiplayer.. who in their right mind would pay for a copy-cat product wrapped in the god-awful michael bay movies' visual style? Exploded computers and horses, indeed.
squizzerls's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2011 05:19
squizzerls
Why is there no pickle on my burger? BIAS
grody311's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2011 10:05
grody311
Sherryper is pretty obvious ad bot. Doesn't Dtoid ban that kinda stuff?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2011 10:33
mix
Jim was paid to drop a 5.5 on this.

I played it in my dreams last night and I gave it a 8.9 becuase it had flaming dinorsaurs and naked women in it.
BoomingEchoes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2011 10:55
BoomingEchoes
Well I can tell you why I think this game is called Dark of the Moon, and its not because of the movies title: Studio is named High Moon, and this game is a dark spot on its resume, ergo: Dark of the Moon.

But really, I've been saying this a lot about other things but it applies here too: When you set the bar low (as in the other Bayformers games, from whoever made those) its not that much of a feat to hop over it and -in my opinion at least- rarely should be seen as one. We know they can make better, and its obvious that this is mostly marred by the fact its a movie license game.

And really, I'm starting to see movie license games as the defense contracts of the gaming world. Most companies that seek them use the money to turn into better things for the public (which is the only part I think can be disputed in the game industry -sometimes the studios making these games always just make shite games). So, sadly, I'm actually slowing coming to the realization that we almost need these crap games to come out in order to keep -at least some of- the industry going.
Leena Khanna's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2011 12:51
Leena Khanna
I am very excited to watch transformers dark of the moon movie.Still I dont watch it even it's released. But Now I will definitely watch ti wonderful movie through http://www.moviesfunzone.com/download-transformers-dark-of-the-moon-movie. I usually watch movies at here.
Leena Khanna's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2011 12:54
Leena Khanna
I am very excited to watch transformers dark of the moon movie.Still I dont watch it even it's released. But Now I will definitely watch ti wonderful movie through http://www.moviesfunzone.com/download-transformers-dark-of-the-moon-movie. I usually watch movies at here.
leforte's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2011 06:22
leforte
Well, technically, you wouldn't be able to see the dark side of the Moon anyway. You know, on the account of it being the unseen part of the non-spinning Moon. Then again, I never really finished that Astronomy lipoaspiração class back in the day.

I guess they otoplastia weren't lying really, unless they were talking about seeing the bright side of the ginecomastia Moon or the Moon as a whole; which, judging from restricted perspective of common eyesight, would be impossible bumbum to envision. Therefore, that simply won't do and I will deny them a Day One purchase.

Sorry, what were we talking about again?
galleywest's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2011 18:54
galleywest
War for Cybertron was nothing at all even remotely similar to this garbage. The graphics are something from xbox/ps2 worst titles.. Purchasing Dark of the Moon was upsetting for any fan of WFC Multiplayer. It saddens me that most gamers have never even tried it, I would strongly recommend picking it up if you can there is usually a good 30-40people. Dark of the moon was utter garbage I don't understand how you thought it felt just like WFC?
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KathrynSchulz63's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2012 08:08
KathrynSchulz63
Transformers: Dark of the Moon is a fun game although not as popular as some of the others. Thank you for the review.
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MadaleneWeibel80's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2012 19:59
MadaleneWeibel80
Excellent new site information and references, looking forward to new responses and sharing ideas, news and research on the topic. I really like this game.
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