Looks like the HR discussion has supplanted AC 2 review as the focus of hate. Would that make Jim a walking HR violation (bad pun I know). Sortta like this guy.

Yeah your so not interrestet, we see.
It got very obius as you EXTRA took the time, came in this thread and wrote a coment about somthing your totally not interrested in.
two words
birth control
@Corduroy Turtle
Dont behave stupider than you are!
This is a arcade game, means the score is based on the experiences Jim made with it as a Arcade-Game. Not with games as a whole. Do you want me to spell it again? A-R-C-A-D-E G-A-M-E. Or do you expect nds, psn, psp games to not get a rating above 7 anymore? You have to put it in CONTEXT.
I realy thought you Heavy Rain guys are already comfortable with context sensitive moments...reading the reviews score is such a moment. Its as easy as juice trinking! Maybe they should just simply put a sign sidewise...for stupid ppl.
awww that sucks for him. but i can bet anything that he's already gotten started on an idiotic article like
"How Dante's Inferno is blatantly better than God of War 3"
... purely to piss ppl off and get more hits. like i said before... predictable
One simple question Cookie-men:
Everything here is a Joke. This whole site is based on pure PS3 hate-tism. Jim is a predictable fat Xbot. The world is unfair and thingy. So why the fuck, for the sake of fucking fuck you just still fucking come back for more?
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
Are you saying he's predictable because you're predicting he'll do these things? Or are you telling him he should?
I'm just wondering because if he doesn't write an article to piss idiots off that relates to God of War 3, you would then be wrong in your prediction. Which would make Jim Sterling not predictable. Right?
Except that he writes those articles as pure satire and are meant to entertain dtoid's user base, it's not Jim's fault rabid fanboys have one track minds and can't detect sarcasm when it's staring them right in the face hell dtoid even started including a disclaimer in Jim's satire articles and still people completely miss the boat.
"This story isn't even about God of War what is this I don't even ..."
That's the problem! There's a PS3 exclusive coming out soon, and if you don't gush about it all the goddamn time and bring it up in every post you obviously hate it! Bias! Fucking Xbot!
KwikPwn
Damn you *angry fist in the air* ! Who told you that?
i used to come here to read articles that were actually informative. i used to take the reviews quite seriously but obviously they've recently turned into satire as well and have lost all credibility. if you really want me off this site then just tell jim to start trolling the c-blogs because thats the only thing left on this site untainted by him.
Don't let the fanboys get you down, brother. Most PS3 owners are just like you and me: people who like videogames of all sorts. The haters are just the most vocal, unfortunately...
Please show me the review you think is satire? If your talking about Deadly Premonition your wrong. That review was 100% genuine, is it so hard to believe a $20 budget game can get a 10/10? Like playedallot said earlier in this post
"This is a arcade game, means the score is based on the experiences Jim made with it as a Arcade-Game. Not with games as a whole. Do you want me to spell it again? A-R-C-A-D-E G-A-M-E. Or do you expect nds, psn, psp games to not get a rating above 7 anymore? You have to put it in CONTEXT." Just replace arcade game with budget title, which in essence is what live arcade games are.
a decent game should be reviewed as a decent game. scores should not be bumped up just because they cost less. the deadly premonition>heavy rain article just proved my suspicions that he was just trolling from the start
You're assuming the score was bumped because it's cheap? What basis do you have for such an assumption?
And what basis does ChronosWing have? I'm waiting for something compelling to come out of your argument to refute Jim's review. Other than that you don't get and/or like satire.
PS, I love how even completely non-inflammatory reviews still manage to turn into Jim-bashing conventions. Gold, I tell ya. GOLD.
No that is not at all what I was getting it, the score was not bumped because it cost less, for the money and experience had the game was a 10/10. The problem is people are so fucking obsessed with scores they want to compare them with each other when that is something you can not ever do because no 2 games are the same. You can't compare a $20 budget title to a $60 multi million dollar budget game. There was no reason for anyone to get pissed about DP getting a 10/10 over Heavy Rain's 7/10 because they are on completely different ends of their respective genre's. Jim took the opportunity to prove this with his satire article and of course people still called him a troll and just refused to get it. If you really like think it was a troll review, then I guess 1up is trolling as well since they just gave DP a B(75/100). If it makes your PS3 fanboy nut jobs happy DP now has an official Metacritic score of 48.
yes youre completely right. i hate satire. i think its idiotic. if i wanted to waste my time with satire i would read the onion. like i said before i come here to read informative articles and reviews. i guess i just have to stop clicking on anything written by jim ... starting now!
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