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Review: The 3DS Ambassador Certificate photo

Nintendo is giving early adopters twenty free videogames from its dusty old vaults, and that's fine, but those hoping for something fresher and/or worth more than a collective five bucks were left disappointed ... until now! 

See, not only is Nintendo giving away ten NES games and ten GBA games, it's also letting ambassadors get their hands on an all-new piece of software -- The 3DS Ambassador Certificate

We downloaded this hot item right away and gave it a full review. Trust us when we say this it's worth turning your 3DS on for!

As soon as I launched The 3DS Ambassador Certificate, I was instantly blown away by the graphics. Yes, graphics aren't everything, and we must never let epic visuals sway us away from the gameplay, but it needs to be said that this is a gorgeous looking game. The stark contrast between the black text and urine-yellow background really reflects the internal conflict felt by 3DS owners during a troublesome launch period. Nintendo is speaking to every ambassador out there with this strong visual statement. 

While the 3DS will obviously never match what the PlayStation Vita can bring to the table, one is nonetheless impressed by what the plucky handheld can do. Clearly, The Certificate was designed to showcase everything that the 3DS is capable of, and that's more than evident in the smooth animations as the text dynamically scrolls across the entire screen (that widescreen is really being put to great use). Savvy players will notice that the text moves from right to left, which is a shocking -- and potentially controversial -- break from convention. It takes some getting used to, but once you're acclimatized, it'll feel like home. 

Those worrying that this is little more than a visual tech demo can rest assured -- the gameplay is more than a match for the graphics. Intuitive and immersive controls allow you to pause, start, and pause again, making you feel like you're really watching a three-minute video of some text crawling along a screen!

What truly impresses me about The Certificate is the sheer amount of freedom awarded to the player. You can read the text, not read the text, and even read it in Spanish if you can already read things in Spanish. In addition, there is a Braid-like time-reversal mechanic, allowing you to rewind or fast-forward to any point of the game and replay to your heart's content. 

Interestingly, this software does not make use of the system's 3D capability, making it the first all-new title to eschew the feature. While some might be disappointed, I feel it's an encouraging step forward, proving that a 3DS game can stand on its own merits, without gimmickry, and still be a load of fun. 

The 3DS Ambassador Certificate is, without a doubt, the most compelling 3DS title to have been released since launch. Engrossing, addictive, and with a surprising story, The Certificate is a game you'll want to play again and again. This may well be a franchise that joins the ranks of Zelda, Mario and DSi Calculator as one of the great Nintendo gaming icons.



Final Verdict:
9.5

Superb: 9s are a hallmark of excellence. There may be flaws, but they are negligible and won't cause massive damage to what is a supreme title in its *genre*.













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wickedsickzombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:01
wickedsickzombie
...... *yawn*
Zwiki's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:03
Zwiki
Oh Jim. I can always count on you to show me these sleeper hit titles.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:04
Andrew Kauz
LOOK AT ALL THOSE LANGUAGES! WHO NEEDS POLYGONS??
delta2kbr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:05
delta2kbr
Thank the heavens, that was a surprising masterpiece!
Hasney's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:06
Hasney
Man, the PS3 one was funny because it was out of the blue, I expected this one :(

SURPRISE ME JIM (not with buttsex)
Zaheer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:06
Zaheer
YOU CAN TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT, BRO
JamesBlack's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:06
JamesBlack
Personally i think its worth 11/10...
Agro's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:06
Agro
GOTY
MisterSamMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:06
MisterSamMan
Where's Nintendo's Seal of Quality on this product?
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:07
Epic-Kx
OH SHIT, GOTY 12!
KenAkuma's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:07
KenAkuma
Still not turning on my 3ds....

Haven't turned it on in months since I cleared OoT.....

Star fox will get me to turn it on finally but without online I can't see myself playing it to much after I clear it in like a few days....
Talon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:07
Talon
Shit ya'll cant even see the 3D
Allistair Pinsof's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:08
Allistair Pinsof
I like it because most games don't have messages about the current state of humanity. At the end of it, I had to reflect on what it means to be alive. I then put on my Shenmue OST CD on and cried.
Starman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:08
Starman
We're sorry we screwed you over, but congratulations: here's a bunch of shit you never wanted!
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:08
LawofThermalDynamics
EN ESPANOL?!?!?!? WHY NOT A 10!?!??!
Nukkus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:08
Nukkus
this is starting to get moronic.
tehTommy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:09
tehTommy
Looks like the killer app is finally here.
goatnuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:09
goatnuke
Best review I've read on Dtoid since Ekans: The Review. Really insightful.
santiagodelossantos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:09
santiagodelossantos
Total bias, it deserves a 10!
StickfighterTV's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:11
StickfighterTV
3D? Fuck that shit.
NoMoneyLeftBoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:11
NoMoneyLeftBoy
Good? Yes. But it ain't a patch on Paper 3DS Ambassador Certificate.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:12
PappaDukes
REALISTIC BILINGUAL GRAPHIX!!!!
skullskullskull's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:14
skullskullskull
Blah... this clearly deserves a 10/10, end of discussion.
goatnuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:14
goatnuke
Honestly, I'd have plopped down an extra $80 for this even if I bought my system post-ambassador period. The other 20 games are just nice bonuses.
mrpineapplehead's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:15
mrpineapplehead
I don't know, can it match the likes of firmware update 3.61? (i know for it's silly comparing the 3ds to the ps3, but still)
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:18
T3HM0RR0W
NINE POINT FIVE! Bullshit! If this was a PSP game, it would have been TEN.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:20
mix
THREEDEEE LETTER POPPING ACTIONE!
DethLocke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:20
DethLocke
Meh, I'll wait for a price drop on amazon.
OmegaPlatinum's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:21
OmegaPlatinum
Let's not forget that this piece of software is about as large as 4 of those other newly released games put together!
Kyakakin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:22
Kyakakin
Had this pre-ordered when I see the launch line-up. Good to know it'll be worth every penny!
arkane9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:23
arkane9


I'm so jealous. I wish I was an ambassador too.
cody curry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:23
cody curry
Bought my 3DS on day one. I love my 3DS. Totally fine with the price drop as it was going to drop sooner or later (little surprised by how soon) And this is really funny to me.

So far the comments have been positive but I'm sure it will be flooded with the jimH8er's (ah I makes up all da wordz yo) Thanks for the review Jim, can't wait to play Zelda II while pooping.
Shadowstew's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:26
Shadowstew
Did you break the embargo!
Man so many spoilers in this review, it's so unlike your other reviews.
HandsomeBeast's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:28
HandsomeBeast
Wait... No parrots?
PiggyGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:29
PiggyGamer
"Sell or Buy '3DS Ambassador Certificate' from our community members at shop.destructoid.com"

Lies and slander!
Jim neglected to mention that this game has only one save file that can't be erased, significantly hurting its replay value. The rewind mechanic only benefits those who purchase new.
Imagine if in Braid, you could go through the levels again, but all the pieces were already collected!
2/10
Azzurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:30
Azzurus
It's...... so beautiful.....
Yeild's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:31
Yeild
Ah man I am going to miss out on this. Just got my freind to pick me up a 3DS from the states. With awesome exchange rate at the moment it makes it crazy cheap, less than a normal DS or PSP really.
SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:33
SteezyXL
Why did I not propose to you at PAX, Jim? I love you so hard.
josmeister's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:38
josmeister
AMBASSADOR: I AM ONE.
bitCrusher's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:38
bitCrusher
copied off Braid, game sucks
ManByMyles93's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:40
ManByMyles93
Better graphics than the Wii.
DuckedUpOnQuack's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:41
DuckedUpOnQuack
I love these. Keep on doing what you're doing, Jim!
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:46
Electrium
Finally! Somebody is giving the 3DS some love for its...unique, and, uh...unparalleled online offering!

I'm going to boycott Nintendo forever if they don't put Nintendo 3DS Ambassador Certificate in the new Smash Bros.
Henriquegds's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:48
Henriquegds
BIAS, Deadly Premonition kind of bias!
And love me some Brazillian Portuguese writing
Sat's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:49
Sat
Don't show the ambassador certificate like that in a video ! It was my pride and joy to know I was among the few to watch the glory of this thing I already deleted from my system
Scuffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:53
Scuffles
ZOMGWTFBBQ how the hell is this not a 10, You sir are obviously the worst game reviewer EVAR!

I'm writing a stern letter of disapproval at this games unacceptably low review to destructoid, Nintendo, my congressmen, the President of the United States of America, NATO, NAFTA, the BBC, the CIA and the CDC. Requesting, nay DEMANDING your resignation from reviewing games forever in perpetuity throughout the universe!
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:53
hpv
It's too bad they made Ambassador Certificate a limited edition release. I was going to pick up a 3DS for myself and another for my girlfriend until I found out that we wouldn't be able to play this together.
GameQueen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 17:57
GameQueen
I can't download mine.
Shredator's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2011 18:09
Shredator
And thank the nines that the main character dosen't have amnesia,
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