DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
Wait, seriously?
I refuse to believe this game is good. Silver ruins EVERYTHING.
What in the hell does this have to do with sonic colors other than Jim Sterling reviewing both of them.
PEOPLE NEED TO STFU AND GIVE ACTUAL ANALYSIS ON SONIC COLORS NOT VANQUISH!
My god not only do you label yourself as a hardcore game, you may have severe autism?
JIM IS WRUNG. I shall use my internets to tell him about it, and say bad things about is body weight.
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
VANQUISH NOW ON BLU-RAY AHHHHHHHHHHH
but then my mom came back to life and told me to get home for dinner :(
ARRRRR MOTHERFUCKAS
*runs off to shave*
*Applause for all*
That's right. I can't play games if they exceede more than three colors. BROWN GREY AND RED FOR BLOOOODDDDDDD
It's usually about this point I get 'lol, casual noob' at which point I then laugh myself sick - since these are the same people who run a mile from games like Ninja Gaiden because it's apparently too hard to be fun and they're too stupid to block or evade. Go finish that on Master Ninja Mode and then get back to me. If you whine about the camera or cheapness as reasons for failure - your failure - your opinion is immediately nullified.
I couldn't give two arses if a game's challenging. Both games I mentioned are at opposite ends of the difficulty scale - both games kick ass.
Just covering those in case no one else did. Might rent this because I'm still not fully convinced, thanks for the review though.
AWWWWWW HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
EARTHWORM JIM!? YOU FUCKIN' WIT ME, BITCH!? MORE LIKE DIRTSQUIRM QUIM, BIYATCH! THAT SHIT IS SO LAME BECAUSE I PLAYED IT AND I ONLY DIED LIKE THREE TIMES! THAT SHIT IS PISS WEAK EASY SHIT FOR BABYCHICKENS. YA'LL TAKE THAT CASUAL SHIT BACK TO FACEBOOK AND WATCH YO' PUNK ASS JERSEY SHORE TV SHOW!
ERR'BODY KNOWS DAT IF YA AIN'T PLAYIN' PROPER HARDCORE GAMES LIKE SUPERB MARIO THE LOST LEVELINGS OR BLINX THE TIMESWEEPER THEN YOU. AIN'T. WORTH. SHIT!
GO BACK TO YOUR MOMMA AND LICK HER PUSSY!
from Dictionary.reference.com
game
1 /geɪm/ [geym]
noun, adjective, gam·er, gam·est, verb, gamed, gam·ing.
–noun
1.
an amusement or pastime: children's games.
Anyone who uses the term "real" game is taking games to seriously. I'm learning to be a disigner i.e., making my passion for games into my career, and -I- don't take games seriously enough to call any game a "real" game. Speaking of which, how is an actual product not a "real" game? Are those of us who played Kirby's Epic Yarn imagining everything in our heads? You are not a "hardcore" gamer. A hardcore gamer is someone who plays all games, because they love games, not someone who plays the mainstream games because they're socially acceptable.
DA FUCK YO SAYING FOOL! BLINX THE TIME PUSSY! DA FUCK IS THAT SHIT! BLINX ON DES HARDCORE NUTS!
I AINT EVER HEARD OF THIS GROUPA MARIO SON! I BE ALL LIKE HARDCORE WIT DA HALO AND THE BRRRRRROOOOOMMM OF GRAND TURIZMO 5. SHIT LIKE A REAL BSUINESS! I AIN EVER FELT THIS FULFILLEdS SINCE FINAL FANTASY VII.........POSTAL TWO IS WHAT I WAS PROPIGATING FUR!
HAAAAAAAAARDCOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
MAN YOU BE BULLSHITTING, YOU PROBABLY BE PLAYING SOME LITTLE KIDDIE RADIANT SILVERGUN BULLSHIT! I BE FROM THE STREETS WHERE WE PLAY HD CONSOLES WHILE GETTING SHOT AT IN REAL LIFE SON!
*Drops Mic*
MAN I EAT APOCLAPSES WHOLE SON! YOU AINT WANNA BE MESSING NEAR AROUND MY MAD SKILLS WITH MY NINJA BITCHES> KIMONOS WITH LIKE HUGE CLEAVAGE AREAS AND ASSLESS PANTS. MAN THEY BE ALL DEADLY LIKE STERLINGS TASTE in VIDYA GAMES!
BTW I COULD BEAT SEIKEN DENSETSU 3 BLINDFOLDED BUT CAUSE UR AMERICAN U PROLLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT GAME IS.
MAN I ONCE BEAT SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS BLINDFOLDED WHILE BEING GUIDED BY MY THREE DRUNK FRIENDS!
From the bottom of my heart, I love you guys.
Also, Tacoz.
It's a little short on content, but I've replayed it a ton. My first playthrough on hard clocked in at 8.5 hours, and the game clock always counts it as less time than it actually is. Then I've probably played it another 4x. There are also 6 challenges that are pretty damn difficult, and I must have played some of those 50x. Then hunting down the trophies probably takes another playthrough. If you end up loving the game as much as I did, then it's totally worth it.
Also, the 3 disc OST for the game is one of my favorite soundtracks of the year, easily. All of these songs are on youtube, and they're really good.
-Grandhill
-Grandhill's Highest Part
-Battle in Central Park
-Heroic Demise
-Battle in the Colony's Residential Area
-First Battle
-Belt Conveyor Area
-Freight Train Battle 1
... and on and on and on ...

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