Also, that header image is totally gonna be my new wallpaper. It's amazing!
6pm Central today, in fact! Jonathan Holmes is reviewing.
All that to look forward to! WHO COULD HOPE FOR MORE!?





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Review Round-Up: The games of June
Wooooo. What a busy, busy month for reviews. We had so many reviews that you could barely keep a hold of yourself, I'm sure. Reviews coming out of our ass at rates unseen by a review sh*tting ass before. Reviews from all directions ever. Reviews you never even saw coming. You were all, like, walking down the street, and then BAM! REVIEWS! Reviews... I've clearly overcompensated for our lack of reviews. I apologize. Look, it was June. E3 happens in June and game releases slow down and we get really, really busy. That combination of things results in an epically slow month review wise with some reviews just missing the month's deadline. Despite this, we did deliver unto you some reviews last month and you may peruse them below if you so wish. This month's art was done by Edco. You can find it in wallpaper size and in badass sketch form below. He does really great things, including naked Yetis. I'm not in charge of what Mr. Destructoid wears (he killed the last man who suggested he change his look), but our intrepid leader sure looks debonair with an eye-patch. You can check out more of Edco's work on his blog or at Cup Doodle where he shows off with some friends. His art... he shows off his art with some friends. Not his... you know. Backbreaker (PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 [reviewed])
Score: 3.5 -- Poor (3s went wrong somewhere along the line. The original idea might have promise, but in practice the game has failed. Threatens to be interesting sometimes, but rarely.) Green Day: Rock Band (PlayStation 3, Wii, Xbox 360)
Score: 7.5 -- Good (7s are solid games that definitely have an audience. Might lack replay value, could be too short or there are some hard-to-ignore faults, but the experience is fun.) [Note: Add 2 points if you've ripped a picture of Billie Joe out of SPIN magazine to put up in your locker; remove 7.5 points if you absolutely despise Green Day.]
Score: 9 -- Superb (9s are a hallmark of excellence. There may be flaws, but they are negligible and won't cause massive damage to what is a supreme title.) RISK: Factions (Xbox LIVE Arcade)
Score: 9 -- Superb (9s are a hallmark of excellence. There may be flaws, but they are negligible and won't cause massive damage to what is a supreme title.) Sakura Wars: So Long, My Love (PlayStation 2, Wii)
Score: 8 -- Great (8s are impressive efforts with a few noticeable problems holding them back. Won't astound everyone, but is worth your time and cash.) Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse episode 32: They Stole Max's Brain! (PC [reviewed], Mac, PSN, iPad)
Score: 4 -- Below Average (4s have some high points, but they soon give way to glaring faults. Not the worst games, but are difficult to recommend.) Transformers: Cybertron Adventures (Wii)
Score: 7.0 -- Good (7s are solid games that definitely have an audience. Might lack replay value, could be too short or there are some hard-to-ignore faults, but the experience is fun.) Transformers: War for Cybertron (Xbox 360 [reviewed], PS3, PC, Wii, DS)
Score: 8.0 -- Great (8s are impressive efforts with a few noticeable problems holding them back. Won't astound everyone, but is worth your time and cash.) PORTABLE Call of Duty: World at War: Zombies II (iPhone)
Score: 6.0 -- Alright (6s may be slightly above average or simply inoffensive. Fans of the genre should enjoy them a bit, but a fair few will be left unfulfilled.)
Score: 8.0 -- Great (8s are impressive efforts with a few noticeable problems holding them back. Won't astound everyone, but is worth your time and cash.)
Score: 9.5 -- Superb (9s are a hallmark of excellence. There may be flaws, but they are negligible and won't cause massive damage to what is a supreme title.) Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (PlayStation Portable)
Score: 8.0 -- Great (8s are impressive efforts with a few noticeable problems holding them back. Won't astound everyone, but is worth your time and cash.) Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I didn't even know Sniper was out! I saw it at E3 but I never got a copy or even a release date!
Also, that header image is totally gonna be my new wallpaper. It's amazing! "are you gonna do a sin and punishment 2 review?"
6pm Central today, in fact! Jonathan Holmes is reviewing. Yep! By Monday we will already have five reviews: Naughty Bear, Persona 3 Portable, Sin & Punishment 2, Crackdown 2, Tournament of Legends.
All that to look forward to! WHO COULD HOPE FOR MORE!? I'm glad there's a Singularity review on it's way, i have hopes for it not to suck and accomplish what Timeshift couldn't, BTW, who's doing the Tournament of Legends review?. silly psychic comment box. FINE! I have joined. My friend is dating Edco Cup Doodle guy and he is awesome. Naughty Bear returned to the store where I bought it. I was given a full refund, a complementary bag of toffee popcorn and an apologetic smile. 5:00 PM on 06.18.2013 Review: The Yawhg"The Yawhg will be here in six weeks.... and no one expects it." An air of nervousness hangs over the town; there is much to be done but so little time. What is The Yawhg, can it be stopped, and what will be left if it wreaks...
8:30 AM on 06.18.2013 Review: Dungeons and Dragons: Chronicles of MystaraPart of the appeal of Dungeons and Dragons (the table top RPG) is that it takes you out of the modern day of 24 hour news cycles and constant connection to everyone everywhere through multiple simultaneous internet portals. I...
12:00 PM on 06.15.2013 Review: Mighty Switch Force! 2I've been in love with the WayForward's eShop titles ever since Mighty Flip Champs! dropped in 2009. It was a beautiful, challenging, vibrant game that was followed up by Mighty Milky Way and Mighty Switch Force!, with the la...
12:00 PM on 06.14.2013 Review: Mutant Mudds DeluxeLast year, Renegade Kid released Mutant Mudds on the 3DS eShop, where the "12-bit" throwback platformer became an immediate hit. Since then, ports have appeared on PC and iOS, each version introducing new levels and features....
11:30 AM on 06.13.2013 Review: State of DecayMy initial impression of Undead Labs' State of Decay was not exactly forgiving. Significant screen-tearing, a choppy frame rate, an intro that places me directly into button mashing combat without context, the game's lurch of...
5:00 PM on 06.08.2013 Review: Wargame: AirLand BattleIt took a truly horrific defeat for me to knuckle down and attempt to break through Wargame: AirLand Battle's tough, uncaring exterior. I'd tossed aside the campaign, had one skirmish match under my belt, and I dived head-fir...
2:00 PM on 06.08.2013 Review: Go Home Dinosaurs!Go Home Dinosaurs! is a game that will draw immediate comparisons to Plants vs. Zombies. From its cutesy art style, to its carefully constructed tower defense-based gameplay, much of this iPad experience will recall hours pla...
5:00 PM on 06.07.2013 Review: CastleStormHey kids! Do you like smashing stuff in Angry Birds, but wish it was just a bit more...medieval? How about a bit of troop management? Spells? Swords? Sheep? Less birds, more beards? All this and more await you in CastleStorm!
2:00 PM on 06.07.2013 Review: Rising StormIt isn't often that a developer works in tandem with the modding community to deliver a product, but that's exactly what happened with Tripwire Interactive's Rising Storm, the follow-up standalone expansion for Red Orchestra ...
5:00 PM on 06.06.2013 Review: Super Puzzle Platformer DeluxeIt has become somewhat of a running joke that indie developers only ever make puzzle platformers, with famous titles like Braid, Limbo, and The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom on the list of the most successful indepe...
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I've been in love with the WayForward's eShop titles ever since Mighty Flip Champs! dropped in 2009. It was a beautiful, challenging, vibrant game that was followed up by Mighty Milky Way and Mighty Switch Force!, with the la...more
Last year, Renegade Kid released Mutant Mudds on the 3DS eShop, where the "12-bit" throwback platformer became an immediate hit. Since then, ports have appeared on PC and iOS, each version introducing new levels and features....more
My initial impression of Undead Labs' State of Decay was not exactly forgiving. Significant screen-tearing, a choppy frame rate, an intro that places me directly into button mashing combat without context, the game's lurch of...more View all reviews |


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