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Review: Predators

2:00 PM on 07.21.2010   |   Jim Sterling

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You know what Predators is? It's a pretty good movie. Some people are whining about it, mostly because they expected more Predators than we got, but screw those guys. Predators was a solid action flick, and I liked it perhaps more than any previous Predator film. 

You know what the Predators iPhone game is? It's actually pretty good too! Read on for the full review.

Predators (iPhone)
Developer: Chillingo
Publisher: Chillingo
To be released: July 16, 2010
MSRP: $2.99

Predators puts players the role of an iconic, vagina-faced hunter, charged with the task of demonstrating its honor with a series of deliciously violent tests. It's an arena-based brawler full of blood, iconic Predator weaponry, and lots of pathetic humans just asking for death. 

The general flow of the game remains pretty constant -- kill everything. Sometimes you'll have to kill everything while cloaked, or using a certain type of attack, but the main focus is on killing, killing, killing. Admittedly, it gets a little repetitive, especially with no map variation and a segmented arena style that eventually wears thin. However, combat is solid and the game does a pretty good job of making you feel like an alien badass, despite the iPhone's limitations. 

Players start out with standard claws, but eventually earn extra toys like the obligatory plasma cannon, heat sensor, combat staff and cloaking device. Each of the weapons can be upgraded with Honor Points earned during battle, and various masks based on the movie's Predator characters can be purchased as well. 

Predators uses a virtual stick for movement, and has both attack and block "buttons" in the lower right corner. There are melee and projectile icons on the lower middle portion of the screen for cycling weapons. It's a pretty solid control layout that shouldn't lead to too many problems. 

The bread-and-butter of Predators is in the melee weaponry, which even features a rudimentary combo system. The important combo is the attack+block which uppercuts enemies and leaves them impaled on the Pred's claws. Players can then tear the foe apart or rip his head off for the all-important trophy kill. While these combos are cool, getting them to work is often a case of pot luck. Many times the impaling attack simply doesn't work, and repeated attempts usually end with the enemy dying before the trophy kills can be initiated. 

Predators is a fun game, and with a more reliable combo system along with more maps, it could have been a great game. As it stands, Predators is still surprisingly good and well worth the considerably cheap asking price. Three bucks for some simple Predator-themed violence isn't too bad at all. 

If you like the Predator franchise, then this is recommended. If you've never been a fan, this certainly won't change your mind. 

Score: 7.0 -- Good (7s are solid games that definitely have an audience. Might lack replay value, could be too short or there are some hard-to-ignore faults, but the experience is fun.)










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Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:02
Stevil
You liked Predators more than Predator 2? You're crazy, man. Crazy!
AaronStC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:03
AaronStC
Thought you branched off into movie reviews for a second.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:03
Jim Sterling
"Thought you branched off into movie reviews for a second."

Our website name doesn't begin with a K.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:06
Chris Carter
KOTAKU'S SUMMER OF GAMING 2010!

::Reads Kotaku's Inception movie review::

::blows head off::

Great intro, Jim.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:08
AdamantiumHip
the movie was SHIT, like jim's taste.

it was a poor series of homages to the first film that was just uninspired.

the whole idea of predator's needing a home field advantage is against the whole point of predator's going to other planets to hunt.

predators needing hunting dogs? LOLZ!

poor imitations of the first film characters? LOLZ!

half assed ideas, like the alien species introduced and then dropped without any more discussion, and the idea of a predator civil war which is never explained and exists only for a plot point? LOLZ!

movie was shit, deal with it.
Jnr Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:09
Jnr Johnson
lol Predators....:3 eww..
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:10
PhilK3nS3bb3n
Predators is a great movie, wouldn't say it's better than the first, but nothing can beat childhood memories. As for the game, I also felt the impale was a crap shoot, but doing the jump then impale works better than the a+b for me at least. Well worth the 3 bucks if you are a fan.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:13
Jim Sterling
"the movie was SHIT, like jim's taste. "

I don't know if you made any good points beyond here. When you open a debate with that, you're fucked yourself, son.
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:14
MasterBalls
Phew Jim. I thought this was a review of the movie for a second.

Then I remember this isn't fucking Kotaku. Thank god.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:16
AdamantiumHip
debate, Jim?

I wasn't debating movies, the movie is SHIT, period.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:17
AdamantiumHip
debate, Jim?

I wasn't debating movies, the movie is SHIT, period.
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:18
MasterBalls
As long as it's better than the shitty subplot of AVP where the Predator and the black chick become BFF.

Took all the threatening prescence the Predator films had built up then used it as a cum rag.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:19
mix
Predators was an action movie and it delivered the goods in that regards as I was entertained. The plot was meh but then again I don't bring my pipe and bathrobe out to watch a predators movie with an upturned nose.

Hrm, is there a demo version of this game?
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:20
AdamantiumHip
anyone who liked predators didn't like the original predator movie

period

and actually, avp's human-predator relationship was in the original comics, she earns the predator's respect by proving an adept alien killer, which is much more in line than ''we are such bad azz hunters we kidnap people and use giant alien dogs to make em run LOLZ''.
AaronStC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:21
AaronStC
"Our website name doesn't begin with a K."

LOL.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:21
Jim Sterling
"anyone who liked predators didn't like the original predator movie "

I liked Predators and I liked Predator.

So much for passing off your opinion as a fact, eh?
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:22
AdamantiumHip
and considering the predator's in this movie were the biggest pussies imaginable (using home field advantage, fighting a pussy doctor who had to drug people to kill them, and using giant monster dogs), it's funny someone would complain about predator respecting a foe who proved to be a worthy fighter.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:23
AdamantiumHip
Jim, you say you liked predator and predators, but you dont, not really.

If you liked predators, you did not respect the original movie because this shat all over it.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:23
CRAZYAPE69
while i did enjoy the movie to an extent, i do (sigh) somewhat agree with adamantiumhip, the movie was essentially fan service, now this isn't a bad thing, but it would have been better if some of the ideas introduced were fleshed out a bit. And the introduction to the predators was appalling for first time predator viewers, it's just like 'bam!' heres the fucking predator bitches. oh and that cheesy track back shot of the 'uber' predators uncloaking, cringe worthy. still i would recommend a watch, its a great summer blockbuster.
AaronStC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:24
AaronStC
I like all the Predator (not including AVP) movies. I like the original the best though.

Also, Predator 2 is awesome, screw all the naysayers. Danny Glover FTW.
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:26
MasterBalls
I'm loving the Kotaku hate.

I haven't seen the new film, but the Predator or Alien films for that matter have never presented themselves as deep and intellectual.

They are movies where things get killed. In gory ways. If that happens in Predators, that's pretty much the checklist done.

And after what they did to the Alien franchise with that weird human alien thing, Predators can only be a step up.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:27
AdamantiumHip
predator 2 was awesome, much better than this shite.


and I enjoyed both avps. at least they didnt introduce a stupid civil war with no explanation or thought behind it other than ''omg we need royce to make an alliance to get to the end of the movie''. its easy to bash them because it's the ''cool'' thing to do, but they were better than this shit.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:29
AdamantiumHip
masterballs, they dont have to be deep or intellectual (and I could argue with you about that on aliens and how it presents a fable on human greed and lust for power but still) but what seperates them from this is they were GOOD movies.

they were well made, acted and well written, unlike this crap (resurrection aside and even that was better than predators).
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:29
Occams electric toothbrush
But does it have Predators dancing? Cause that's a requirement in all Predator films for me now.
L.A. Burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:33
L.A. Burrito
Apple sells this, but can't sell the pornz?
Bakewell's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:33
Bakewell
I like movies. Dispute that muddy funsters!
CtMythic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:35
CtMythic
This just went on my list of apps to buy when my upgrade is due later this summer and I can finally afford an iPhone. Also, happy that Jim managed the vagina-face reference in the first sentence of the review proper. Would have preferred "tuppence", but beggars can't be choosers.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:37
Stevil
@Occams: Yeah, that's how it should have ended.

Dammit Harrigan! We could have danced with them! We came this close!

Glover holds up a small disco ball...

"Don't worry, asshole. You'll get another chance."

DUNNA-DUNNA-DAN-NA...DUNNA-DUNNA-DAN-NA...da-da-da...DUNNA-DUNNA-DAN-NA...DUNNA-DUNNA-DAN-NA...da-da-da...DAAAAAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAAAA-DA-DA-DAH-DAN-NAAAAAAAA! DA-NAH-NAH-NAAAAAAAH-NAAAAAAAAAH-NA-NA-NAH-NU-NAAAAAAANA!

And so forth.
TheBatman42's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:38
TheBatman42
If you didn't know that the movie was based off an earlier comic book line where the predators DID have a hunting planet...DID kidnap their game...even DID get spiced up a bit and would throw ALIENS onto the planet to impregnate their other alien species game....

you, sir, are not a fan.

It is a better movie than Predator 2 and either of the AvP films. A good start to rebooting the franchise.
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:39
garethxxgod
@ Stevil

I agree, Predator 2 was pretty underrated. It had a bad ass called Brad....errr Danny Glover in it, throwing down through the streets of "future" L.A.

What's not to love?
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:45
jawshoeuh
@AdamantiumHip

Jeezuz krispies you take this shit SERIOUSLY, son.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:47
mix
TheBatman42

My buddy told me about the comic's while we were watching and we both thought that each person on the planet (untill like 10 mins in, lol) was brought in from a different time, aka time travel.

We were wrong.
nanowerx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:48
nanowerx
Sorry, but that movie was horrible. They built it up for over an hour with little to no action and when the awesome finally starts, the movie is over like 15 minutes later. Boooo!
ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:48
ndschroede23
No one likes Predator and Predators.

Jim likes Predator and Predators.

Possible conclusions:
a) AdamantiumHip is full of shit and needs to STFU.
b) Jim Sterling isn't real.
MeGrimlockKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:51
MeGrimlockKing
wow, what's with giving Jim shit just cuz he's Jim?
I liked the flick as well, the Predator books discuss planets used soley for hunting so the idea isn't so far-fetched. Goddamn, when were the Predator movies so high-concept and deep? I thought they were just action movies with a horror aspect thrown in. Some people are being too critical, it's the most decent sci-fi effort that I've seen in awhile. The movie had some faults sure, but I liked it a helluva lot more than both AvPs, it wasn't complete garbage, fuck.
Dreamscape's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:51
Dreamscape
People complaining about the Plot of Predators:

It's pretty much ripped straight from the comics. If you're whining. You're not a real Predator fan.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:52
Jim Sterling
"Jim, you say you liked predator and predators, but you dont, not really.

If you liked predators, you did not respect the original movie because this shat all over it."

Like and respect aren't the same thing, son.

I like Predator. I don't hold it up as some sacred object of fetishistic lust as you apparently do.

Protip: The original Predator was a big dumb action movie. It wasn't Lolita. Let's not pretend it was some Holy Relic that Predators has defiled.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:53
pedrovay2003
@AdamantiumHip

Your comment is shit, just like all of your other comments.
GoodGuyA's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:54
GoodGuyA
I really liekd Predators. It was an interesting movie with great ideas. I wish it were longer so they could've expanded on those ideas, but it was good fun nonetheless.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:54
Jim Sterling
Also, this is the most comments an iPhone review's ever fucking getting.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:54
AdamantiumHip
Protip Jim: It was a GOOD big dumb action movie. Big difference. and I'd rather watch predators than lolita.

and nshroud my conclusion: no one cares what you think, cockmunch.


and what comic was this ripped from again guys? name and story. I've read a lot of predator comics and they never had a game reservation in any of them. It's sure as hell not in the omnibus editions
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 14:56
AdamantiumHip
pedrovay: I don't care what you think, cumsack.

Jim, in all seriousness, I like you. You are fat like me, english like me (though ashamed of it, like me) and a fanboy, like me. No shame in any of that (aside from being english.). But I thought predators was a horrible movie.
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:04
Static Jak
The fuck is happening here?
ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:05
ndschroede23
"I THOUGHT"

There are the words everyone was waiting for. Congratulations on graduating from kindergarten.

PS I'd totally rather be a cockmunch than a cumsack. Suck it pedrovay!
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:05
FalconReaper
@ Static Jak

Just keep smiling and back away slowly. The less to know the better
Bear Guts's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:08
Bear Guts
That was a nice one, thank you kindly. Also, thanks for saying what you did about 90% UK newspapers - I was starting to wonder if I was the only one who'd noticed how bad the news media is.
Gunner226's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:25
Gunner226
I was so bored while watching Predators. It took the movie an hour to show a predator and the movie didn't give me a good enough reason to give a flying crap about the characters. I could care less. Lawrence Fishburne died in five minutes and he was even the one who said "I survived, I'm the one who you don't fuck with." And then a minute later he gets blasted into meat chunks. The rest of the characters just kind of died off and there were two fights. Predators didn't have enough predators. Grrr! " Hey man you're bleeding" "I don't have time to bleed!" "O.k.?"= Awesome.
tenshin78's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:38
tenshin78
Can somebody tell AdamantiumHip that we all agree with him and that the world will be WAAAAY better and nicer if he write the script/direct the next 20 predator movies, so he can just STFU?
marth555's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:46
marth555
just to make fanboys mad predator 2 is better than the first
Space Moose's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2010 15:47
Space Moose
I totally agree with AdamantiumHip, Predators did suck. I don't really see how anyone who has read the Darkhorse comics or watched the last 4 predator movies could be pleased with this piece of shit.
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