You know what Predators is? It's a pretty good movie. Some people are whining about it, mostly because they expected more Predators than we got, but screw those guys. Predators was a solid action flick, and I liked it perhaps more than any previous Predator film.
You know what the Predators iPhone game is? It's actually pretty good too! Read on for the full review.

Predators (iPhone)
Developer: Chillingo
Publisher: Chillingo
To be released: July 16, 2010
MSRP: $2.99
Predators puts players the role of an iconic, vagina-faced hunter, charged with the task of demonstrating its honor with a series of deliciously violent tests. It's an arena-based brawler full of blood, iconic Predator weaponry, and lots of pathetic humans just asking for death.
The general flow of the game remains pretty constant -- kill everything. Sometimes you'll have to kill everything while cloaked, or using a certain type of attack, but the main focus is on killing, killing, killing. Admittedly, it gets a little repetitive, especially with no map variation and a segmented arena style that eventually wears thin. However, combat is solid and the game does a pretty good job of making you feel like an alien badass, despite the iPhone's limitations.
Players start out with standard claws, but eventually earn extra toys like the obligatory plasma cannon, heat sensor, combat staff and cloaking device. Each of the weapons can be upgraded with Honor Points earned during battle, and various masks based on the movie's Predator characters can be purchased as well.

Predators uses a virtual stick for movement, and has both attack and block "buttons" in the lower right corner. There are melee and projectile icons on the lower middle portion of the screen for cycling weapons. It's a pretty solid control layout that shouldn't lead to too many problems.
The bread-and-butter of Predators is in the melee weaponry, which even features a rudimentary combo system. The important combo is the attack+block which uppercuts enemies and leaves them impaled on the Pred's claws. Players can then tear the foe apart or rip his head off for the all-important trophy kill. While these combos are cool, getting them to work is often a case of pot luck. Many times the impaling attack simply doesn't work, and repeated attempts usually end with the enemy dying before the trophy kills can be initiated.
Predators is a fun game, and with a more reliable combo system along with more maps, it could have been a great game. As it stands, Predators is still surprisingly good and well worth the considerably cheap asking price. Three bucks for some simple Predator-themed violence isn't too bad at all.
If you like the Predator franchise, then this is recommended. If you've never been a fan, this certainly won't change your mind.
Score: 7.0 -- Good (7s are solid games that definitely have an audience. Might lack replay value, could be too short or there are some hard-to-ignore faults, but the experience is fun.)

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::Reads Kotaku's Inception movie review::
::blows head off::
Great intro, Jim.
it was a poor series of homages to the first film that was just uninspired.
the whole idea of predator's needing a home field advantage is against the whole point of predator's going to other planets to hunt.
predators needing hunting dogs? LOLZ!
poor imitations of the first film characters? LOLZ!
half assed ideas, like the alien species introduced and then dropped without any more discussion, and the idea of a predator civil war which is never explained and exists only for a plot point? LOLZ!
movie was shit, deal with it.
I don't know if you made any good points beyond here. When you open a debate with that, you're fucked yourself, son.
Then I remember this isn't fucking Kotaku. Thank god.
I wasn't debating movies, the movie is SHIT, period.
I wasn't debating movies, the movie is SHIT, period.
Took all the threatening prescence the Predator films had built up then used it as a cum rag.
Hrm, is there a demo version of this game?
period
and actually, avp's human-predator relationship was in the original comics, she earns the predator's respect by proving an adept alien killer, which is much more in line than ''we are such bad azz hunters we kidnap people and use giant alien dogs to make em run LOLZ''.
LOL.
I liked Predators and I liked Predator.
So much for passing off your opinion as a fact, eh?
If you liked predators, you did not respect the original movie because this shat all over it.
Also, Predator 2 is awesome, screw all the naysayers. Danny Glover FTW.
I haven't seen the new film, but the Predator or Alien films for that matter have never presented themselves as deep and intellectual.
They are movies where things get killed. In gory ways. If that happens in Predators, that's pretty much the checklist done.
And after what they did to the Alien franchise with that weird human alien thing, Predators can only be a step up.
and I enjoyed both avps. at least they didnt introduce a stupid civil war with no explanation or thought behind it other than ''omg we need royce to make an alliance to get to the end of the movie''. its easy to bash them because it's the ''cool'' thing to do, but they were better than this shit.
they were well made, acted and well written, unlike this crap (resurrection aside and even that was better than predators).
Dammit Harrigan! We could have danced with them! We came this close!
Glover holds up a small disco ball...
"Don't worry, asshole. You'll get another chance."
DUNNA-DUNNA-DAN-NA...DUNNA-DUNNA-DAN-NA...da-da-da...DUNNA-DUNNA-DAN-NA...DUNNA-DUNNA-DAN-NA...da-da-da...DAAAAAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAAAA-DA-DA-DAH-DAN-NAAAAAAAA! DA-NAH-NAH-NAAAAAAAH-NAAAAAAAAAH-NA-NA-NAH-NU-NAAAAAAANA!
And so forth.
you, sir, are not a fan.
It is a better movie than Predator 2 and either of the AvP films. A good start to rebooting the franchise.
I agree, Predator 2 was pretty underrated. It had a bad ass called Brad....errr Danny Glover in it, throwing down through the streets of "future" L.A.
What's not to love?
Jeezuz krispies you take this shit SERIOUSLY, son.
My buddy told me about the comic's while we were watching and we both thought that each person on the planet (untill like 10 mins in, lol) was brought in from a different time, aka time travel.
We were wrong.
Jim likes Predator and Predators.
Possible conclusions:
a) AdamantiumHip is full of shit and needs to STFU.
b) Jim Sterling isn't real.
I liked the flick as well, the Predator books discuss planets used soley for hunting so the idea isn't so far-fetched. Goddamn, when were the Predator movies so high-concept and deep? I thought they were just action movies with a horror aspect thrown in. Some people are being too critical, it's the most decent sci-fi effort that I've seen in awhile. The movie had some faults sure, but I liked it a helluva lot more than both AvPs, it wasn't complete garbage, fuck.
It's pretty much ripped straight from the comics. If you're whining. You're not a real Predator fan.
If you liked predators, you did not respect the original movie because this shat all over it."
Like and respect aren't the same thing, son.
I like Predator. I don't hold it up as some sacred object of fetishistic lust as you apparently do.
Protip: The original Predator was a big dumb action movie. It wasn't Lolita. Let's not pretend it was some Holy Relic that Predators has defiled.
Your comment is shit, just like all of your other comments.
and nshroud my conclusion: no one cares what you think, cockmunch.
and what comic was this ripped from again guys? name and story. I've read a lot of predator comics and they never had a game reservation in any of them. It's sure as hell not in the omnibus editions
Jim, in all seriousness, I like you. You are fat like me, english like me (though ashamed of it, like me) and a fanboy, like me. No shame in any of that (aside from being english.). But I thought predators was a horrible movie.
There are the words everyone was waiting for. Congratulations on graduating from kindergarten.
PS I'd totally rather be a cockmunch than a cumsack. Suck it pedrovay!
Just keep smiling and back away slowly. The less to know the better