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RetroforceGO! records episode 98 tonight: Super Metroid photo

Most of you will have played the game that serves as tonight's topic of discussion many times over. You know its weapons, its levels, the ins and outs of how to take down its many formidable enemies and bosses. But the one thing you might not know about Super Metroid is perhaps also the most important thing you can know. And that is that Hamza sucks at it.

Armed with this knowledge, you may now enjoy any and all future replays of this game in a new light. That no matter how hard it might seem, Mister Aziz probably couldn't do any better. Now that you've been enlightened, I invite you to leave your questions for tonight's episode in the comments. 








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Codysseus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:06
Codysseus
Do you guys remember the room with that worm thing that you had to follow? For some reason that still creeps me out.
PySk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:07
PySk
A general Metroid question:
What's your favorite suit from a design-perspective.
(Power, Varia, Gravity, Light, Dark, Phazon, Fusion, Zero Suit)
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:09
taumpytears
How dramatic a change to the series would it be if Samus had been a male character? Also if the John woo metroid movie had actually been released would you want to see it based off super metroid or an original story?
Dreadnought's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:10
Dreadnought
Varia suit looks the best with color and design imo
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:11
Sonic9jct
kick ASS.

So I have to ask you, what did you expect from this game when your previous Metroid experience was Metroid 1 & 2? Did you expect it to be so epic?

And how do you prefer your Metroid to be? Sci-fi and floaty like the Metroid and Super Metroid, or fast paced and action-y like Metroid Zero Mission (the perfect sequel to Super Metroid)?
Majora's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:13
Majora
ahh OMG this episode will be ace
Favorite Ridley Fight?
Most useless power up?
mo0man's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:13
mo0man
Isn't it amazing how they made a metroid cute? I mean look at them. And somehow, in the end, you're bawling your eyes out cause of a creature that lets you see all of her internal organs
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:13
Mikey
I want a baby Metroid to save me from space pirates.
Dreadnought's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:14
Dreadnought
@ taumpytears,

Kinda off-topic, but your comment reminded me of the Alien series. The people behind it actually considered a male role for Ripely at one point. Man that would change things.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:14
randombullseye
At what point did you guys realize this was one of the greatest games you would ever play?

For me, it's the part with the ghost ship. The first part I got through on my own rental copy, but later on my cousin had played through the previous sections and I was playing on that part, fighting my way through it. When I got to the boss and beat him, I was changed. Never again would platforming and shooting be so perfect as this game. Something about the atmosphere of that whole section really did it for me. I mean the stuff later with the lava screw attack and that boss you can't defeat with weapons. Oh god, I love that game so much.

And everything else in that game. Bosses, missiles, and space pirates. Wall jumps. All of it. The first section with the boss battle.

Metroid Prime is bullshit.

Am I crazy, or has Samus Aran never hunted anyones bounty in game?

Did you electrocute the underwater boss?
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:15
Chad Concelmo
"And that is that Hamza sucks at it."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh, we HAVE to tell that story! Hahahaha! :) :) :)
's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:16
Clint
Were any of you guys fooled by the fake Kraid before the real bossfight, and how much did you jump when Crocomire and Mother Brain came back from the dead?

And do any of you guys save the helper animals (the one that teach you to dash and walljump) in your post-Mother Brain escape (their in the room where you got the bombs/fought the Chazo statue). I compulsively have to rescue them, even if it means cutting it REALLY close (I've had to refight Mother Brain many a time because of this >.<) as I just feel to guilty if I don't >.<
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:16
Kraid
The last Metroid is in captivity ... The Galaxy is at peace.

I remember seeing the game for the very first time way back in 95' at a rental store and I ponder a while over the box art saying ; Mmmmmmm the first Metroid was pretty damn awesome I wonder if I'm gonna like this one. I then proceeded and rented Bugsy.... I was a stupid kid back then.

I finally played it through nearly 8 years after it's release... in 2002. So I'm gonna ask you guys the same question I've asked myself ; Which game do you regret not playing at the time of it's release and got to it many years after.

I say Super Metroid :3

and yes Dyson it's teh best GAMZ EVAR!!!
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:17
wanderingpixel
Did the fact that Samus showed no emotion for the baby Metroid bother you?

I always hated the name Super Metroid. What would you call it instead?

Why do we never see Samus doing any real bounty hunting?

What was your favorite boss?

What was your favorite power up?

Did you ever give your baby Metroid a name? I named it Ren.

Up until Metroid Prime, Nintendo barley released any Metroid games. Do you like having more Metroid games? Or did you like it only coming once in a blue moon?

Metroid has always seemed to be one of the more "darker" Nintendo franchises. Do you think that has contributed to it's popular.

Why did Samus dye her hair blonde?

Do you prefer Samus having little to no backstory? Or do you want to know more about her?

Did the baby Metroid change the way you viewed the alien life you had been killing?
Sanaj's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:18
Sanaj
Why in the original Metroid did having to go to the left to find the Morph ball power-up piss people off?
I mean you couldn't proceed very far to the right without having that power-up.

(I suck at the 2D Metroid games on the NES and SNES.)

I'll be waiting for a "Best week ever!" proclamation from Chad...
Kamanashi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:18
Kamanashi
What is your fastest time in Super Metroid? Mine is 1:21.
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:19
JohZho
Metroid, would hamza still want a baby metroid as a pet even though he sucks at the game?
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:20
Sonic9jct
Would you like a pet metroid? If not, which video game creature would you want for a pet instead?
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:20
Mikey
I dare Dyson to read Henry803's post.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:20
Los255
What was your reaction when you first realized that Samus was a woman? And do you think from a character standpoint, she's alot more respectable than a male space marine would be because no one knew who was in the suit?

Throughout the series, she's a mostly silent character, how much would dialogue in Metroid: Other M will make you look at her differently, if at all?
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:21
calpis
Not related to Super Metroid but... What if Samus was a hot asian girl instead of a hot white girl? Would you like the series more or less?

Also, as a person that adored Castlevania:SotN and the DS games that followed, should I chop off my thumbs for never playing Super Metroid (only one I've played was Prime 2)?
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:21
funran
When you beat the final boss, and you are escaping, did you ever save both the "charge dash" creature, and the "wall jump" creature? I'm sure someone knows what I'm talking about. It's pretty awesome, because when the planet blows up in the end, if you rescued them, you can see their ship shoot out on the right just before the planet explodes. That was always my favorite part of this game.
alpha486's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:21
alpha486
I love this game!

Did any retroforce members get to see Samus in her swimsuit? Have you got into any speed runs in any game?
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:22
Isay Isay
How crazy are all the different speed runs for this game as well as others in the series? Were there any tricks that you used frequently in the game?
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:22
ArrestedDeveloper
Am I the only one that would super speed run back and forth on the ship screen?
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:23
Mikey
Awww... the spam disappeared. :(

But anyway... Yay Super Metroid! :D
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:23
mr spooky
0...Answer any one of these...
1. What did you guys think about the Metroid music?
2. Has anyone ever completed metroid games 100%?
3. What did you guys think about the First Metroid game on nes, difficulty/Labyrinth design?
4. Metroid (NES) glitches?
5. New Metroid wii (team Ninja) thoughts and maybe related to super metroid.
MowDownJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:24
MowDownJoe
Someone smash the spambot.

Anyway, how hard was walljumping the first time you tried it in that long vertical shaft you had to walljump to get through?
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:26
gatorsax2010
I'm a latecomer to Metroid (my first games were Metroid Prime and Fusion, got them at the same Christmas), but now I've beaten all of them except Hunters (yes, I even tracked down Metroid 2), and it's quite possibly my favorite Nintendo series, with this and Zero Mission battling it out for first in my mind.
QUESTIONS

Would you like to see a Zero Mission-type DS remake of Super Metroid? (I know a brand new 2-D one would be better, but still.)

Are you looking forward to Other M, especially the idea that it will bridge the gap between this and Fusion?

Ridley is unique in that while he's the most iconic boss in the series (and in the backstory, the most meaningful one in Samus's life), but he's not the final boss in any of the games. What do you all think of Ridley as a villain, and what, if anything, could make him more awesome? (Also, Ridley's theme is the best music in Brawl. This is a fact.)
Issun's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:28
Issun
I'm just starting this game and I find incredible the fact that it is still able to be stressful.
Also, what was your reaction when you saw the corpses in the Metroid room ?
slackermonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:28
slackermonkey
YES!!! One of the best games of all time! I hate using this word but Super Metroid is the most "organic" game ever...it feels more alive as a 2D sprite game than most 3D CG games, like when you first reach Zebes and everything is dead but then springs to life as you go deeper in. Too much to talk about so I'll just ask this...

Doesn't Samus have the sexiest death animation ever?
Giant Enemy Crab's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:28
Giant Enemy Crab
What was your favorite sector in Super Metroid?
What was the best boss fight?
What was the hardest skill to master?
How did you feel about the end of the game, the part where you can save the animals that helped you, and see them speeding off if you saved them in time?
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:29
Phantom Spaceman
Super Metroid is one of the best games EVAR.

And if you don't agree with that, I'll jab you in the gums with me screwdriver.
Sanaj's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:29
Sanaj
Umm...never mind about my comment about waiting for Chad proclaiming this the "Best Week Ever!"...

I was being an idiot...but I can always hope for another "Best Week Ever!", can't I?
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:30
Xhumation
Seriously what happened to Samus' hair? it used to be all green and awesome and in this game it became "bimbo blonde"

WTF guys? WTF
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:32
Kyle MacGregor
Super Metroid was the last Metroid game before the series was revived in 2002 with Metroid Prime. How do you feel about the series' jump from 2D to 3D and from third person perspective to first?

Was this as seamless as perhaps other beloved Nintendo franchises like Mario or Zelda. And if not, if you had the opportunity how would you have crafted the follow-up to Super Metroid?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:33
Hamza CTZ Aziz
You god damn fucking cunts. All of you.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:33
Stella Wong
If I don't read a comment from tehfogo soon I'll be baffled :O This is his jam.

BABY METROIDS :D they are so cute. I want one.
Issun's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:33
Issun
Oh and at the beggining, When you go find the morphball, it is the same place as the first game and before, you visit the final rooms of Metroid 1.
Was this the first time there was fan-service in a game (or a Nintendo game)?
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:34
riomccarthy
OMG Chad PLEASE tell the story of how Hamza sucks at Super Metroid!!!

Also, what are all of your best times for beating the game?
Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:34
Slowey
how long did it take you to realize you needed to place a super bomb in a glass bridge area to advance out of underwater sandy area. its been so long since i played i dont remember the names anymore. I remember running in circles for hour or two trying to figure it out till a friend told me how
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:35
Jonathan Ross
If Hamza was forced to play this game, and wouldn't be released until he 100%ed it, how long would he be trapped for?
Prince Ghidorah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:36
Prince Ghidorah
Not at all Metroid related, but I'm already giggling in anticipation of Collette's take on Sexy Poker for Wiiware. ooh-la-la!!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:45
Cataract
Which powerup do you like more?

1.Morph Ball with bombs or Space Jump without Screw Attack?
2.Ice Beam or Charge Beam?

Oh, and if you get to this question and there hasn't been any Screw Attack innuendo, I'm dissappointed in all of you

One more thing. Here's the Super Metroid OST.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NC8JNJE7
L0cky's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:46
L0cky
sweet 2 awsome topics in 2 weeks , last week we had ff7 now super metroid.

best 2 weeks ever !
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:49
Monodi
Crocomire is a must-tell event, that event was just so fucking wrong

Also, I admit I had to rely in a YouTube walkthrough to clear this game. Its such a freaking maze, but its what makes them so hard but so good.

Q: Why do you think Metroid Fusion is so hated by the fans? it is more lineal but i found it to be a good spiritual succesor of Super Metroid.
q-pa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:49
q-pa
Did you feel bad thinking that the Metroids were extinct at the end and...


--METROID FUSION SPOILER--
How did you feel when you found out they weren't really, thanks to that secret program?
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:49
ErigBurger
Ambiance was not a huge thing in video games when Super Metroid came out, at least nowhere near as much as in modern games. For me Super Metroid was the first game where I was afraid to advance when the music would kick up, or worse, turn to near silence. The lighting and top notch pixel art really made you feel like you you were in the closed, creepy environments.

Save for Ecco the Dolphin, I have trouble thinking of games that made me nervous to explore.

What area was your favorite in terms of atmosphere? Mine was "Wrecked Ship". I loved the fact it was so dilapidated and eerie. You could practically smell the rusting metal.
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:50
coffeesash
THE LAST METROID IS IN CAPTIVITY, THE GALAXY IS AT PEACE...
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2009 13:53
Tubatic
@Cadtalfryn

Loaded subject, friend... :D

I don't have a good question, but I have to say that the intro sequence to this game is one of the best in all of gaming. It sets the tone of the rest of the game perfectly!
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