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RetroforceGO! records episode 82 tonight: The NES (yes, really) photo

"LOL HAY but isn't every week the NES episode, har har?" You shut up and go back to your seat before I start throwing erasers, smart guy. Yes, this week's show is about the Nintendo Entertainment System. How have we not done this yet?

Well, that's why we're doing it. We may as well get to it sooner rather than later, so tonight we'll be blowing the dust out of a few slots with some down-home NES banter.  You have my solemn guarantee that we will not get to everything on the list for this one, but hey, Dyson's back, we've got a really badass header image, let's just have some fun, shall we? We'll think of it as the first of Lord knows how many NES episodes we'll do, and you can all kindly leave your questions for us in the comments. Deal?








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Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:55
Haxan
BLISS!
alpha486's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:57
alpha486
Did you know that second controller for Famicom came with embedded microphone? Some games had secrets you can only uncover by yelling into your controller. I have lots of fond memories of that.

This is one thing that I always felt was missing from NES.
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 14:58
Dimly
What method/voodoo ritual do you use to get your NES to cooperate with you?

I'm running out of ideas...
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:00
AgentMOO
Yay - HARD GAMES!

How many controllers did you throw in this generation?


Did you get the NES advantage? I loved that thing!


How far could you get in little nemo and kid icarus?


How long after it came out did you realize that the power glove was a Gyp? In the time where you idolized it how many neighbors did you envy?
Bleach Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:00
Bleach Boy
What was the worst game that you played for the NES.?

Mine would have to be Yo Noid! Such a terrible game but I played the crap out of it when I was little.

What game do you think has aged the worst?
Prince Ghidorah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:01
Prince Ghidorah
Many of our favorite genres, RPGs and shmups in particular, have their roots in the good ole' NES days but didn't really hit their stride until the glorious 16-bit era. So, which NES Shmup and which RPG do you think best laid the groundwork and set the standard for what was to come?
odber's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:01
odber
WOOO IT'S THE NES!

Did anyone of you own one of those pirate cartridges that had like 30 games in them?
q-pa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:01
q-pa
BEST WEEK EVER!!
--topic-wise anyway.
*holds podcast to his mouth and blows love over all of you*

Question: Are any of you into the modern homebrew NES scene?
There's a DDR clone called DanceMania 2000, Sack of Flour, Heart of Gold (a decent from-scratch platformer), a thousand variations of Street Fighter 2/3/Alpha (some playable, some not), original .NSF-format chiptunes and even this in honor of the Famicom's 25th anniversary!
Phallus Knife Fight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:02
Phallus Knife Fight
What is a NES?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:02
Samit Sarkar
I demand copious amounts of Double Dribble speak.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:03
gatorsax2010
This is going to be an awesome episode. It's a pretty broad topic, so it will be tough to think of questions...

What were your favorite NES accessories? Remember the Power Pad? I had a three-in-one Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt/World Class Track Meet cart that came with the Zapper and Power Pad. It was quite awesome. I also had a lot of fun with the Multitap playing Nintendo World Cup, which had River City Ransom-esque soccer players that me and my friend gave silly nicknames. Pretty fun arcade-style soccer game, as I recall.
P3T3Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:03
P3T3Y
Were you guys aware March is INTERGALACTIC SHMUPPRECIATION MONTH!
Me neither until today, and in honor of this episode of RFGO I shall play Gradius on my NES with my NES Advantage. Adjustable turbo fire FTW.
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:04
necrozen
Did any of you have interesting stories surrounding the purchase of your first NES?

I was around 9 or 10. My parents bought me one so that I wouldn't quit playing football for the local league. I hated going to practice, and would have rather stayed at home and played atari and read comics but my dad had this vision of my being a famous football player. They bought me the system and I continued to play football for another 6 years, eventually learning to enjoy it. In the end I still play video games, but I don't even watch football.
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:05
Haxan
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3325/3331758316_3ab8b2ea41_o.png[img]
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:06
Chronic Logic
Why is the mother fucking famicon controller so fucking rectangle-ish? Every fucking time I fucking hold it, the fucking corner edges fucking puts pressure to my skin until it fucking bleeds. Thank fucking god the SNES controllers had fucking round edges.
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:06
Haxan
Oops. I am fail.

JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:11
JTHomeslice
While I'm only 17 (cue Winger), the NES was my first system. It's also one of the few gaming experiences I shared with my dad. We would play Duck Hunt and other Zapper games and suck horribly at them. We'd play Super Mario Bros. and he'd tell me about the warps in level 1-2 and about the fireworks when you hit the flag pole. The only other experience I can think of is when we got the Wii and played Wii Sports. Just thought I'd share with y'all. Have a good show, can't wait to listen.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:11
AgentMOO
Also, let's admit it here, who used the game genie? I did and it was a blast to try different codes and mess up my game, change colors on the screen, etc...
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:12
Senisan
To this day I have no idea what my Rob the Robot is used for. I haven't even bothered to look it up or ask anybody. Can you please explain to me what he's supposed to do. All I can tell you is that he was the last boss in my GI Joe figure adventures.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:12
Dr Milkdad
What's the most absurd NES game you've ever played? What makes it crazy, and where can I find it?

I'm going to go with Monster Party. Because it gives me nightmares, and a monster apologies for being dead I believe.

Sorry I'm Dead!
Wyrmidon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:12
Wyrmidon
yay! The NES was the system that started me playing video games. games used to be really hard, especially air fortress.

anyway have any of you played blades of steel? One of my favorite things about it was the horribly awesome chorographed skating and the ship game advertisement during intermissions.

also, Have you played more than 2 games that used the light gun?
Sven Wohl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:14
Sven Wohl
Question: Did you break any of your NES Controllers? If yes, why and on what game?

Broke only one and that because of escalating rage (Galaga was the reason)
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:14
pendelton21
What ghetto fix did you use more often to bring your games back from the dead: holding the power button, putting another cartridge in the slot to keep the first one down, or simply blowing into the slot? And how did you first figure out these methods? Seeing as blowing a cartridge actually harms it, how in God's name did that idea get spread, and how did you find out about it?
DiabolicScheme's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:16
DiabolicScheme
Mylon's Secret Castle - awful? Perhaps its the retro-goggles, but I have a soft spot in my heart for it. It just feels charming to me. It kind of surprised me to find out it wasn't as liked as i thought. Is it because of the mind blowing difficulty and random invisible doors? Both of which are something that just didn't bother me back then, but like I said, I could have just been oblivious.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:16
Dr Milkdad
@Wyrmidon

"MAKES THE PASS, MAKES THE PASS, MAKES THE PASS, BAKES THE PASS."

There is no Double Dribble speak in my world, only Blades of Steel chatter. *caa ching* "BRADES FA BEEL"
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:18
Senisan
@Dimly This was my ritual. Blow the slot, insert cartridge and wedge in a small book and then hit the power button on and off repeatedly until proper colored screen pops up. If this didn't work rub some alcohol in the slot and proceed with previous steps. If this didn't work proceed to Falcon Kick teh NES and go to my cousins house :)
aimlesssoybeanplant's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:21
aimlesssoybeanplant
I just want to thank you guys for the shout out on the Valentines episode, and before you ask yes we did make out Hardcore :P

(Also I know that this is a bit late but I kept missing the pre-show posts cause of work and I couldnt give up the chance to thank you guys for being amazing)

Anyway question!!! Over here in England the NES wasn't nearly as succesful as it was stateside, with home computer (Amiga, Comadore etc) being the norm as opossed to the consoles you guys grew up with.

Therefore I never owned one growing up and would like to know where you guys recommend I should go about finding one and what sort of price one should pay for one? Cause NOT emulating is just not the same...
's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:22
Clint
Although we all love our classics like Metroid and Castlevania, how do you guys feel about the countless unlicensed NES game Chinese pirates to this day still put out? While most admittedly fail to garner any int rest. Some actually look kind of cool, like a downgrade of Final Fantasy VII or [url=http://tomato.fobby.net/2008/12/17/chinese-super-donkey-kong-for-nes/Donkey Kong Country[/url] or even a version of CHRONO TRIGGER! (Complete with epic chiptune remix of the the house theme) They all seem to be half cool retro and half cheaply done knockoffs (Skip to the end of the Chrono Trigger one to see Chrono battle against some suspiciously Pokemon like enemies) Which only makes me want them more. Any of you guys ever/want to try one of these?


Tried removing stuff from it, but the only comment that went thourgh was a blank one
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:22
A New Challenger
I miss renting cartridges from grocery stores. That's how I experienced most of the NES library, as like most kids I typically got one game for my birthday, bought one with whatever birthday money I got, and one or two for Christmas. The first game I rented was Donkey Kong Classics. I think it was April of 1991. Every week starting in kindergarten my mom let me rent a game for the weekend- her payday was Thursday. At some point this stopped being a ritual, but I forget when.

What were some of your favorite rentals? A list of games I have fond memories of renting: Bubble Bobble, Bad News Baseball, Kickle Cubicle, The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy, Dig Dug II, Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout, Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers, Duck Tales, Gremlins 2.

And of course, what was your worst rental? I think [i]Where's Waldo?[i] probably wins for me.
imaginarythomas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:23
imaginarythomas
Did you guys ever get the dimples in your palms from the NES' rectangular design? Good times.

NES holds a special place in my heart being the first system I ever played and subsequently owned. I still remember my first time in our old neighbour's basement, playing Super Mario Bros. That day changed the course of my life.

What are the RFG crew's "First time" stories.

(Sorry, I tried to make that sound non-sexual but that's the best I can do.)
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:23
welkstar
Awesome header image! I really hope there are some good top 10 lists coming out of this episode. :)

Are there any super-obscure NES games that you guys love? I'm a fan of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, which was quite possibly the hardest NES game known to man.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:23
Dead Movie Star
OMG METAL STORM!!!!!!!!!!!! MEGAMAN 2!!!!!!! DOUBLE DRAGON!!!!!

How did you guys like the (not really) new and wonderful d-pad? Did it ROCK YOUR WORLD?

Am I the only person who finds the controller to be comfortable? A lot of people complain about the edges but that only bothers me when I hold it with a death grip.
Micorku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:24
Micorku
YAY NES! For whatever reason, I totally missed out on the SNES when it was originally out (I got one a few years ago, no worries), so almost all of my memories are from the NES. One of my favorite memories is going down to the local supermarket and renting Micro Machines! I swear my parents must have paid for that game 10 times over because I rented it so much. Did any of you play that game? If so, what was your favorite vehicle/course? Mine always switched between the tank and the helicopter.

Also: Which version of Super Mario Bros did you own: Just SMB, SMB and Duck Hunt, or SMB with Duck Hunt and Track Meet? I had SMB and Duck Hunt.

Did you hold your Zapper right against the screen while playing Duck Hunt? It was the only way I could get any points...
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:26
Xhumation
what's your most epic cartridge blowing story?

I personally got really mad at a copy of megaman 3 once..until my parents realized the nes wasn't plugged to the tv.
Jacobgray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:27
Jacobgray
With the fan translation scene, we've gotten a chance to play some really great games that just never made it here. What's your favorite game that should have been on the NES but was stuck overseas? I'd have to go with Destiny of an Emperor 2 or Chronicle of the Radia War.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:27
naia-the-gamer
What was your most disappointing NES game you tried as a kid? I remember renting lots of really horrible games, especially the first year that I had an NES.
LethalHairdo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:28
LethalHairdo


Man Tengen had some WEIRD-shaped cartridges.

I am so happy to be able to listen to these again! And I come back just in time for the most spooj-inducing episode evar!

Who ruled the NES? Capcom or Konami?

(I vote Capcom because Little Nemo and Mega Man 2/3 are just that good)
Spelunking raccoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:29
Spelunking raccoon
Any of you lot have the wireless NES controllers? They used infra red, needed 4 AA batteries each and the charge only lasted about 2 hours but I still thought they were great.

In fact I still have mine but these days all I use is the normal pads.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:31
grafkhun
Did any of you guy's ever beat River City Ransom? I've played it so much... but I just realized that I never beat it, weird huh?
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:32
falinter
Remember that time you cheated at Duck Hunt and shoved the light gun up to the screen, using no aiming skill at all?

I sure do.
none's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:33
none
I still remember watching my dad lean to the side and jerk the controller over, somehow thinking it would make mario jump farther. Is it just me or did everyone's parents do this?
drozdal's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:35
drozdal
What about people who totally missed out on NES in their childhood?

I'm from Eastern Europe and all we had back in the day were our ATARI XE's and COMMODORE 64's with their tape decks.

NES finally made its way to our part of the world in the form of Famiclone called Pegasus (well known for having 180 games on one cartridge), but at that time we were all playing on our AMIGA's and early PC's.

There was just no point in going back. What have we missed? Cartridges?
Tascar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:35
Tascar
So a few years ago, I decided to call the process by which you blow into an NES catridge to get it to work a "blowjob." Just like a "blowjob" you are working your mouth off to please the recipient in hopes of extracting some pleasure...I mean, getting the damn game to work. In addition, like an actual "blowjob" it can be embarassingly at times, especially when the end result is not achieved.

Kind of surprised that I haven't seen this terminology used on the Internet before.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:37
Clint
Picture didn't work, take two:

SurplusGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:39
SurplusGamer
The NES is special to me because after that, I never had another console until a couple of years into the PS2.

The sad thing is, my parents got rid of it when I was still too young to realise I'd hate that when I'm older. If you could travel back in time and had 30 seconds to persuade my parents not to sell my NES what would you tell them?
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:40
s0lesurviv0r
Did anyone else's mom try to shoot the dog in Duck Hunt?
's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:41
Clint
Take 3 >.<

Spelunking raccoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:42
Spelunking raccoon
Oh and what do you remember of the tv ads they used to have for NES games way back when.

[embed]123856:17866[/embed]
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:44
mr spooky
Your Top 10 NES games. Joypad NES ADVANTAGE. Disabling the NES "Lockout Chip" Star Tropics 2 2nd two last nes game. Kirby on nes. The Minus world,SMB.1.
So many Nintendo games.
Famicon Disk drive
purplepeopleeater's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2009 15:44
purplepeopleeater
What is your favorite music in an NES game? I'm assuming that almost everyone is going to say Dr. Wily's stage music or the main theme from Megaman 2, but I'm curious.

Also, why is Balloon Fight so awesome?
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