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RetroforceGO! records ep 94 tonight: Naughty retro games photo

We're back! And subsequently, so are these boobs. We seem to have Chad's handsomepox under control, so we're going to continue on with what would have been our topic last week: naughty retro games.

Before the ESRB existed, you could get away with pretty much anything you wanted in a videogame. And believe me, people did. Nowadays, violence is okay but god help us if somebody should see a boob. There's probably a rant bubbling up about that which will make its way into the show. If you wanna leave us a few questions so we can make one, you'll find out tomorrow.


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Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 14:53
Monodi
How revelant do you think that were adult games before an now in general? Do a significant amount of people play them or are they tagged to instantly suck for being all about the titties?
SAMUSiAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 15:13
SAMUSiAM
What is the most offensive retro game you have every played and why?
stevenxonward's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 15:15
stevenxonward
It seems that sex/sexuality in older games was either some type of degradation or it was only implied (i.e. the romantic elements of character backstories for couples like Mario and Peach or Link and Zelda are never really fleshed out). Were there any games that explored the gray area of sex/sexuality without being gratuitous or wholly implicit?
Double J's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 15:36
Double J
The Retroforce crew are having an orgy with the sexiest video game characters ever. Who would each of you invite to the party?
JusticeDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 15:42
JusticeDude
I love Darkstalkers so much because of all the overt sexuality on the part of Morrigan, Lillith, and Felicia.

Also, that anime cutscene in Granstream Saga on Playstation where you see the girl taking the shower needs a mention.
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 15:59
vrplumber
Have you guys ever felt dirty sliding that long Tetris block home to clear four lines of tightly embracing shapes?
Stridechicken's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 16:00
Stridechicken
Muscle March ain't naughty, but you definitely feel... funny, after playing.
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 16:12
vrplumber
Sorry I hit the Add Comment button instead of the "next 50 comments" jump:P
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 16:12
Kraid
Colette I want to hear you talk about Golgo 13 with your foxy woman voice. DO IT!
froboman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 16:22
froboman
Highscores on Cosmic Cannon?
That game pisses me off.
dclark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 16:31
dclark
Strip poker for C64! = 4 bit titties!
Waffleheisen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 16:35
Waffleheisen
It seems to me that in recent history naughty games are all but gone. But what I find very prevalent is the tease of naughty games from marketing. The biggest offender I can think of is Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix which was billed as lesbian sex extravaganza (sextravaganza?) and had one short scene of implication but nothing else. Obviously everything from movies to music is sold in this fashion, but do you guys have any thoughts on this in video games?

Is the lack of these games due to ESRB? Parent Groups? The continued notion that games are for kids? (Moving away from retro for a sec) As games mature (adult themes and story lines, not Gears of War ESRB mature) do you see more room for nudity in games with out a Mass Effect style fiasco?
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 16:49
hpv
If you were to appear in "Naughty" retro-themed game, which dinosaur would you fuck?
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 17:09
Stella Wong
lol these questions are fantastico
ThaFNFreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 17:13
ThaFNFreak
All I've got is a single simple question, does anyone in the gang feel as though there's anyone in the world who could possibly be turned on by Bubble Bath Babes?
sabinmash's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 17:21
sabinmash
Ok, I didn't want to have to tell this story, but this episode title is just way too appropriate. Everything i am about to say is completely true, no exaggerations whatsoever. It is an extreme example of how all things related to sex can improve your sex life if you use it the right way.

STORY: About a month or 2 ago, I finally had the place to myself. Perfect time for some naughtiness, unhampered by worries about walk-ins or making too much noise. Like a good bf, I went down first, it's the polite thing to do. For whatever reason the action started while the TV was on, but I muted it so it wouldn't distract. A few minutes went by, things got hot, and my head was being firmly pressed down, I knew the explosion was on its way, just a matter of time.

The rhythm was fast, and I was ready to gasp for air, so I turned my head to the side for a quick oxygen gulp. My eyes glanced at the tv, and I see none otehr than Chad, on G4. Now, normally I am 100% focused, but since we had been talking about RFG just an hour earlier, I just wasn't thinking. It was too late though, I had passed my own "point of no return" and was as ready to scream as she was, and out of nowhere I scream in between her thighs, in a "its the best week eveeeer" tone: "IT'S CHAD CONCELMO!!!" Suddenly she writhes and moans more than ever before. And it is my belief that the news I had given her sent her into her most intense orgasm that has yet to be matched. She tells me even today that it was absolutely amazing despite the, or maybe because of hearing and seeing Chad's name and face.

So my question is, have/how have games intensified your sex life, intruded on or became your fantasies?

Thanks for reading my story, I swear on my own cock it is completely true.

Oh, and Chad. Thanks.
Secret Cow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 17:34
Secret Cow
Did you play Night Trap for Sega CD? It was the one of those FMV games like Sewer Shark or Double Switch. The game itself is sort of showgirlsian in it's awkward and goofy attempts at sexiness. A bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party are menaced by sorta-vampires, so a sorta-SWAT team (the SCAT team) comes in to save them.

In a lot of ways the game is so bad it's good. But unfortunately it ended up before congress in the big censorship debate. Opponents of the game, who never played it or even watched the video, said that it was a game about attacking and raping girls at a slumber party. Of course that wasn't true. Those games come from Japan, and rarely star Dana Plato.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 17:51
Puppy Licks
Is Rule 34 the best or worst thing to happen to the internet?
Cadtalfryn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 17:56
Cadtalfryn
Okay Retroforce!, does anyone remember Mortal Kombat for the SNES and Genesis? That game instantly comes to mind for this topic.

I must have been over at my neighbour's house every afternoon for months on end playing the game on his Genesis. The next Christmas Mortal Kombat was the list of things I wanted.

I got it for my SNES only to find the blood removed and replaced with sweat and fatalities completely removed from the game. I didn't know at the time but I tried my damndest to do the fatalities, I assumed it was just different and harder then on the Genesis at first...but disapointment sunk in.

I never let my parents know that it was a let down. This was back when I was lucky to have more than 5 games for my console. I talked their ears off about it for the better part of a year. I still played it but it never measured up to what I had anticipated.

Genesis does what Nintendont?
purplepeopleeater's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 18:02
purplepeopleeater
Naughty?

Just in case Dyson isn't on tonight or he forgot, I say "SCAMP!"

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PoopShooter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 18:31
PoopShooter
Believe it or not, the original super mario bros. was based on searching for the princess after a booty call.



Cock teasing bitch: CONFIRMED!
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 18:32
TurboKill
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question:
Chad if you answer this question can you use your Godl charm to get the Crew to say Hi to me?
Anyways was there ever a naughty moment in a game that had you shocked ?

.hi.
TurboKill's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 18:35
TurboKill
Your Godly charm Chad.
Godly.
Charm.
With a Y.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 18:43
wanderingpixel
This question is for Chad: If you put your dick into a dolphin's blow hole does that count as sex?

Do you think there has ever been a game that has used eroticism in an interesting way in it's game play or story?

Were you ever sexually aroused by a retro game before?

Who is hotter?

Megan Fox



Audrey Hepburn

spoonybard101's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 19:08
spoonybard101
I beseech thee, o Force of Retro, heed my call. What are your opinions of the earlier eroge that were released stateside? Two of the earliest examples I can recall were an RPG called Cobra Mission and a visual novel called Time Stripper Mako.
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 19:22
Mr Kite
What's the naughtiest Pokemon?

(hope someone hasn't asked this yet...)
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 19:40
calpis
Did anyone of you ever play any of those adult live action cd-i games?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 19:52
Chronic Logic
pixellated tits...
Zagieman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 20:04
Zagieman
Did anyone else enjoy making the guy in the original Prince of Persia run in to the wall because it looked like he was humping it, then getting your friends over to giggle about it?

Also, please discuss fingerbanging.
pi to the 42's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2009 23:29
pi to the 42
How many of you guys will be at PAX East?
Super Mega Hyper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 15:37
Super Mega Hyper
Naughty bits in games seem more naughty when they're hidden, like for example the easter egg in quake 2 after the boss fight.

Also completely off topic but funny
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