As a kid, 7 numbers was all we needed:
8008135, baby!

What do you find it easier to get off to: sprites or polygons?

I'm a polygon man myself, but some of that Super Metroid artwork you get for doing a speedrun is hot!

What's the dirtiest (and more importantly funniest) joke or moment you can remember from a regular non "naughty" retro game that looking back now you can't believe they got away with.

Also I feel like this is relevant again ;3

* X-Man from Atari 2600 had iconics graphics. And breaking controllers like Decathlon.

Please please please give a shout out to Arche from Tales of Phantasia! The scene where she's drunk and dreams about she and Cless is priceless! (at least in the DeJap translation)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGQl4MXdeHI

WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO IT:

When was the first Time you had an erection or got turned on by a videogame character?

Also, since in retro games there's an obvious difference between boxart and in game graphics, have you ever used a boxart or character art from a magazine to do...well...naughty things?

CHO ANIKI

Dead or Alive xtreme 2. Also Why dose Japan have more Sex game than US?

If you could star a retro game charter in a porno who would your cast?

Custers Revenge is a must mention but not for too long since some people might still be in pain.....-Sigh-
What about that one arcade game Gotcha or somethin like that..Anyways it had an odd "controller" which simulated feeling women
Honorable mentions Ms.Pac-Man, Pong, and I just have to mention Conker...limboish but who wouldnt like to urinate on enemies and smash some1s brass nuttZ

Mudkip from the origional pokemon games is pretty fucking sexy, amirite? (thats my question)

This is probably more retro-limbo, but in its heyday Rare was good at sneaking naughty jokes into their kid/family-oriented games (especially the Banjo-Kazooie games). Remember Jolly Roger and his (gay) bar in Banjo-Tooie? To make this a question, can you think of any other seemingly innocent games that snuck in double entendres and the like for the older audience?

Being relatively young and having had very attentive parents, what naughty game do I need to play?

Also: Who was your first videogame lust, and do you still lust for them.

Tangela now thats naughty. Japanese tentacle monster.
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NateRiver beat me to the punch, but I also want to add how amusing it was that the DQ games have the waitresses from the casinos dressed like Playboy Bunnies. That's usually where you would get a puff-puff.

Some people are idiots who need something to blame and eventually BELIEVE its the cause. But I dont its GTAs fault your 14 yo son has 3 coming children. Or your daughter murdered 80 men. Now thats just an out of control kid and downright insanity.
People just dont take responsibility anymore. Ever think of turning off the tv or monitor if you dont like it?
Keep in touch w/ your kids friends and their parents?
Its not just the kids that need growing up..

if you could fight any character from ANY retro game (not just fighters) who would it be? I would fight the spring boards on 75 m in Donkey Kong. i hate those assholes.

Favorite Eroge game? Also, what would Kirby do to your cock for a nickel?

Most 8-bit erotica is hilarious but have any of you ever been turned on by a videogame?

has the retro gaming naughtiness ever given you a funny feeling in your pants?

I know it's kinda personal and all. I tried dating sims once and they got to me for some reason

Naughty Dog had a naughty logo you could unlock in Rings of Power way back when.

The ESRB came to be after parent groups and opportunist lawyers caught on to the few games that existed at the time that strarted depicting more realistic forms of violence. They further pushed the issue after tragedies such as Columbine happened and they could make tenuous links to video games.

So what if it was sexual content that had initially got the parent groups attention? Do you think the outrage would have been as big if not bigger than it was when the call for a ratings system first came out? Do you think they would attempt to link studies on teen sex and the spread of STDs to video games in much the same fashion that they do now with violence? Finally, do you think they would continue to ignore other, more accessible sources of the "desensitizing stimulus" that has content far worse than the games they crusade against (such as television or movies)?

I realize this question could be a show in and of itself, but I would really like to hear some of your thoughts on this hypothetical situation.

Do you all remember finding the Naga-ette Bromide in Chrono Trigger? The first time I played through and found it in the cathedral I didn't know what it was, but after I played Lunar and started finding those bromides I finally figured out that it was inappropriate snake-woman photos. Did you all have a similar experience or did you get right away what it was?

Also: I loved Lunar's bromides! I thought it was great to see the game's heroines and villainesses in various states of playful undress.

I remember when I was a kid and I went to the arcades, there were lots of obscure japanese games that had naughty drawings, like gals panic, pipi and bibis and some pool/billiards game I can't remember, but had some pretty girls stripping.

Of course, I never played them, but I spent hours and hours watching other player because: 1- I was too bad to get the girls naked 2- I was too shy to play those games.

The downside to that was that some players just skipped the naughty scenes because they wanted to reach the end of the game faster, and I felt REALLY UPSET.

So, were you the guys that played those games at the arcade or the ones that, like me, spent hours watching other teens getting the goods?

Why do R-rated movies have so much more freedom with the topic of sex/nudity than M-rated games do?

Do you find today's titties more or less disgusting than retro titties? When graphics were primitive large chested women only had two or three more pixels in width than a fair sized dame. Meanwhile, today's grossly over sized mammary sandbags seem to be drawn or rendered like over inflated footballs bouncing around on the chest of a 13 year old girl.

... Well, I hope I made the answer obvious enough to you. >.<

Though it has degraded into a painful farce of its past self, it could be argued that for a long while Leisure Suit Larry was the pinnacle of naughty gaming.

Are the old Leisure Suite Larry games still engaging enough that they should be recommended to younger generations of players to go back and play? Is the humor found in classic Larry still relevant, risque, and most importantly, funny by today's standards? What is Al Lowe's legacy as a game designer/writer? And should they stop making new Larry games before they grind any fond memories that are left into an unrecognizable pulp?