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RetroforceGO! recording episode 39 tonight: Contra! photo

This week's show is all about Contra, and how Chad can probably kick your ass at it. No, really. He'll try to be modest and say "Aw, you guys," but it's no joke. The man is 1337.

Anyway, we know you fought over the spread gun with your friends, you rocked out on the level 1 theme song, and you had your ass handed to you time and again, just like we did. Hit the comments with your questions for us this week, whether they be Contra-related or not, and we'll have a new episode ready for you tomorrow. Make sure you listen to it on Hard mode so you get the good ending. 


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topcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 17:56
topcow
Totally unrelated question alert:

Have any of the Retroforce folks ever been through a slump in their gaming love? Lately I can't find a game that can hold my attention for more than a few minutes before I get bored. It's awful, I'm starting to wonder if I've "grown out" of gaming, as my parents always proclaimed.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 17:57
Guagloves
What is the farthest you have gotten in a Contra game without dying?
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 18:06
Quisling
OH. MY. GOSH.

I effing LOVE contra. This is the balls.

Question: Top five reasons why you should be playing Contra rather than World of Warcraft. Have fun with that :-)
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 18:07
A New Challenger
That alien heart has to be one of the greatest boss fights ever, even though it's ridiculously easy. Or maybe because of that; I suppose one could think of the final level as a bonus stage to reward you for surviving the punishing difficulty of the bulk of the game. The way it palpitates faster and faster as you shoot it full of holes is awesome.

The only two Contra games I've played at length are the original on NES and Neo Contra on PS2, which is actually quite a bit of fun playing with someone else. There's one level where your guys are running on the spinning blades of a helicopter and shooting down aerial baddies as they fly around. Words fail me.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 18:09
Cheeburga
Epic picture.
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 18:16
A New Challenger
Oh, also (and this is related) check out The Onion's "Our Dumb World" atlas, particularly the entry on Nicaragua. I was quite amused.
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 18:29
riomccarthy
Chad, if I let you drink my milkshake does that mean that by the power of your awesome lips touching my straw I'll become awesome at Contra?
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 18:34
necrozen
I have a female friend who wants to be a man. She's been working as a coal miner for the last 17 years to save up money for the operation. Do you think I could save her the pain and financial burden of the risky operation by simply inviting her over for a back to back play session of every good Contra game that exists?

In other words, does Contra have the power to grow penis?
khalajan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 19:39
khalajan
I've never been the biggest fan of Contra and while I love you guys (I know the preceding statements seem to be contradictory) I gotta say I prefer Metal Slug and Gunstar to Contra.

Now for the non contra questions:

What are your favorite portable games from the original gameboy? What are some amazing gems from it that fell throgh the cracks? (like donkey kong ninety four and mole mania)


Why do you guys hate on SNK fighters so much? (BTW king of fighters IS the fusion franchise)

Have you guys played Ganbare Goemon II (Wasn't released in the states). In my opinion it was way better than Mystical ninja 1 or the N64 games.

Anyone else hope Konami ever makes the Justin Belmont Vs. Dracula in 1999 battle to end all battles into a game finally?

Not retro but what are your thoughts on Mixed Martial Arts? (of which the UFC is a league)
SR388's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 19:41
SR388
Best week ever for XBLA Topher?

I am loving Triggerheart to death!!
Slick Icarus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 20:00
Slick Icarus
Where did you guys first learn about "the Code"?

Also, do you think that Bill and Lance got somethin' goin' on?

Oh, yeah, the spreader.
rick's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 20:14
rick
Is Contra Force the worst game in the series or what...
You would get slow down from just jumping over a box and the story doesnt fit with the rest of the series.
tufnel19's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 21:52
tufnel19
If you have 2 people these games are awesome. If you have 1 person these games are as hard as year old shit behind your crazy uncles couch that you forgot was there until he pulled it out and smacked you in the face with it.

i had to get stiches and a restraining order.

also up up down down left right left right b a start
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 21:54
Sharpless
@Rio
Coming from you, and directed at Chad, there is so much eroticism in that comment.
tufnel19's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 21:55
tufnel19
and fuck having to play on the hard mode to get the good ending that was not even close to being worth it
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 22:26
Knives
My audiosurf contest this week has a Contra song, I took your show as a sign.

@Sharpless
So true XD
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 22:31
s0lesurviv0r
Anybody ever suicide in the game to piss someone off? My little brother used to do that to me all the time.

@khalajan
In what podcasts have they knocked on KOF?
khalajan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 22:36
khalajan
@s0lesurviv0r
It was more about SNK fighters in general. They actually complimented KOF but called all the other derivative then demonstrated a lack of familiarity with the topic by everyone agreeing that KOF wasn't the fusion franchise. I hope they either clarify or expaqnd on their position.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/02/2008 22:57
RJG
I never got to play Contra as a kid. I know, it sucks, because I live in fucking Australia, and my manly men were goddamn robots named Probotector. Which made playing the game sound like a trip to the doctor's with a rubber fucking glove, ie NOT FUN.

That said, Alien Wars is one of the greatest games of all time, and Contra 4 renewed my faith in the DS as a suitable platform.

Now if we could just get another old school side scrolling platforming Ninja Gaiden...

Also, about ep42. 42 is a special number for nerds, given that it's The Answer, so it would be fitting if you guys could do another one of those shows where you just answer whatever the hell we feel like asking. No plot, no character development, just random comments and bullshit about when gaming was actually fun.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants another free-for-all episode.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 00:05
RJG
If you tell me I'm late and you've already started recording again, I swear to god, I will kill a baby dolphibo.

It's like a chocobo, but it swims underwater like a dolphin. And it's a baby one, so I guess you could all it a puppy dolphibo.

I can't think of anything alive that I could kill that would make Dyson unhappy. Let me know, k?
Amethystine's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 00:05
Amethystine
Back in the day, I only ever played Super Contra, but it was still pretty awesome. I remember playing it all day with a friend and that it was, as Chad would put it: "AMAAAAZZZINNNG!!" But that's the extent of my knowledge.

But additionally: Does Topher know there's a very retro, old-school 2-D SHMUP(!) thrown into the middle of the craziness that is No More Heroes? I figured he might be interested in that.
Shawnzzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 00:58
Shawnzzy
man i want to know how good chad really it.... man i wish it was monday night and not sunday night........ but yeah i want to try and outscorce chad and prove to the world that I am THE BEST WEEK EVER 5/5 dolphins surprise with 3 games on vc......WIN
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 01:36
Dexter345
Ah damn, I've been working all day, and I missed this post until well after you guys have recorded. Oh well; looking forward to listening tomorrow.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 02:30
RJG
BEHOLD! THE DOLPHIBO!!

[img[http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7687/dolphiboxx7.jpg[/img]
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 02:31
RJG
OH GODDAMNIT, I messed up my tags.

Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 07:41
Demtor
Did anyone else have the same experience that I did with Neo Contra? Managed to beat it with my friend and for the sweet ending...planet Earth explodes. Good job? We both looked at each other and then just busted out laughing. There was just no way we were going to be able to get the "good" ending. We worked soooo hard to just get the worst ending apparently. S rank? Poppycock!

I am so against the idea of "bad ending" that it makes me sick. Instead of bad/good/best being the popular format of endings why not have good/kick ass/amazing. We felt so cheated after beating that game, we quit playing. Just because we can't get S rank on Hard mode... we don't deserve a good ending... give me a break! But, its Contra. Loved it, but not at all for the average gamer imo, but its all good. Go on Contra, get on with your bad self!
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