Now that I have your attention, I'd like to inform you that we will not be recording this week. Okay, that's a lie; I probably don't have your attention. The other part is true, though.
Our train was robbed by a pack of wild banditos, and we're simply unable to record as a result. Also, I'm no doctor, but I think Chad has been stricken with what could be a terminal case of handsomepox. We're dragging him to the hospital outpost as we speak. Keep him in your prayers. We'll be back as soon as possible, and in the meantime, enjoy these boobs.
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