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RetroforceGO! not recording this week due to banditos photo

Now that I have your attention, I'd like to inform you that we will not be recording this week. Okay, that's a lie; I probably don't have your attention. The other part is true, though. 

Our train was robbed by a pack of wild banditos, and we're simply unable to record as a result. Also, I'm no doctor, but I think Chad has been stricken with what could be a terminal case of handsomepox. We're dragging him to the hospital outpost as we speak. Keep him in your prayers. We'll be back as soon as possible, and in the meantime, enjoy these boobs.


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Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:07
Takeshi
You might be right about Chad. And the boobs. I'm enjoying them.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:07
Rainbowblack
Bracing myself for what will be a boob dump of epic proportions

i hope
SadCheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:07
SadCheese
DAMN YOU WILD BANDITOS! Why hasn't Geraldo Beedog reported on this yet.

Get well soon Chad.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:08
wilbo
not handsomepox!
give chad my regards and be careful topher
you are dealing with your handsomepox suprisingly well
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:10
eternalplayer2345
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:10
Magnalon
Chad I hope you feel AMAZING asap!
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:20
Diverse
Uh-oh Chad was raped by handsome banditos.
ejamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:23
ejamer
Word to the wise: keep Chad away from the nurses. Last time I had handsomepox, it took a month before I could walk again.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:28
Cataract
Man, I need to catch a case of the handsomepox.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:40
Char Aznable
Rainbowblack, boob dumping only belongs in German and/or Japanese porn movies.
Darkanubis87's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:46
Darkanubis87
Your attention grabbing technique totally worked, and im not ashamed to admit it.

*hence the usage of the word 'grabbing'*
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 13:47
Syn
Handsomepox isn't too horribly bad, you just have to carry a big stick or a sword around with you everywhere. I've had it for like 10 years now.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 14:04
Jesus H Christ
D:D:D:D:
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 14:05
Xhumation
eternal player wins with that post.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 14:11
NihonTiger90
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 14:19
Dexter345
My life is ruined!
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 14:26
Tristero
In other news, I am sad.
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 14:50
flaming burrito
Where is Geraldo Beedog when you need him
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 14:51
gatorsax2010
And here I thought Handsomepox had been completely eradicated... WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

Also, banditos:

gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 14:52
gatorsax2010
OH GOD WHY IS THAT IMAGE SO LARGE WHY
Avalon51's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 15:02
Avalon51
keep Chad away from the Buffalo, you don't want them catching the handsomepox.
SetoChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 15:41
SetoChaos
Hmm, Chad must have had a large slurpee full of bees. I hope he finds a magic star at a yard sale and feels better soon.
KoKoO Psy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 15:42
KoKoO Psy
First i blamed Geraldo Beedog for this, then i turned to JOURNALISM for answers... The results, were dividable by zero.

Get well soon CHAD! Damn your sick handsomeness1
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 15:55
ArrestedDeveloper
Honestly guys I don't know if I can keep listening to RetroforceGo if you're going to be so unreliable with releasing new episodes, it's almost like you don't even ca.................BEWBS!!!!
odber's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 16:04
odber
A week without RetroforceGO! is a week wasted : (
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 16:14
PappaDukes
I came here to bitch about something. Something non-bewb related, I'm sure. GAH! Damn you Topher and your attention grabbing tactics!
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 16:22
Dead Movie Star
God damn banditos, always messing things up!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 16:42
Los255
TITS
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 18:05
Stella Wong
God handsomepox and boobs are very serious business. People should just play Garou with me on live X3;;
moggle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 18:44
moggle
"...and in the meantime, enjoy these boobs."

One quick edit later.

"...and in the meantime, these boobs."

Notice how the "enjoy" seems redundant with this -- and to be fair, many -- set of mammaries. Shame about the show, though.
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