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RetroforceGO! not recording this week due to banditos photo

Now that I have your attention, I'd like to inform you that we will not be recording this week. Okay, that's a lie; I probably don't have your attention. The other part is true, though. 

Our train was robbed by a pack of wild banditos, and we're simply unable to record as a result. Also, I'm no doctor, but I think Chad has been stricken with what could be a terminal case of handsomepox. We're dragging him to the hospital outpost as we speak. Keep him in your prayers. We'll be back as soon as possible, and in the meantime, enjoy these boobs.


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Takeshi's Avatar
Takeshi at 06/24/2009 13:07
You might be right about Chad. And the boobs. I'm enjoying them.
Rainbowblack's Avatar
Rainbowblack at 06/24/2009 13:07
Bracing myself for what will be a boob dump of epic proportions

i hope
SadCheese's Avatar
SadCheese at 06/24/2009 13:07
DAMN YOU WILD BANDITOS! Why hasn't Geraldo Beedog reported on this yet.

Get well soon Chad.
wilbo's Avatar
wilbo at 06/24/2009 13:08
not handsomepox!
give chad my regards and be careful topher
you are dealing with your handsomepox suprisingly well
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 06/24/2009 13:10
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Magnalon at 06/24/2009 13:10
Chad I hope you feel AMAZING asap!
Diverse's Avatar
Diverse at 06/24/2009 13:20
Uh-oh Chad was raped by handsome banditos.
ejamer's Avatar
ejamer at 06/24/2009 13:23
Word to the wise: keep Chad away from the nurses. Last time I had handsomepox, it took a month before I could walk again.
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Cataract at 06/24/2009 13:28
Man, I need to catch a case of the handsomepox.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 06/24/2009 13:40
Rainbowblack, boob dumping only belongs in German and/or Japanese porn movies.
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Darkanubis87 at 06/24/2009 13:46
Your attention grabbing technique totally worked, and im not ashamed to admit it.

*hence the usage of the word 'grabbing'*
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Syn at 06/24/2009 13:47
Handsomepox isn't too horribly bad, you just have to carry a big stick or a sword around with you everywhere. I've had it for like 10 years now.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar
Jesus H Christ at 06/24/2009 14:04
D:D:D:D:
Xhumation's Avatar
Xhumation at 06/24/2009 14:05
eternal player wins with that post.
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NihonTiger90 at 06/24/2009 14:11
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 06/24/2009 14:19
My life is ruined!
Tristero's Avatar
Tristero at 06/24/2009 14:26
In other news, I am sad.
flaming burrito's Avatar
flaming burrito at 06/24/2009 14:50
Where is Geraldo Beedog when you need him
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gatorsax2010 at 06/24/2009 14:51
And here I thought Handsomepox had been completely eradicated... WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

Also, banditos:

gatorsax2010's Avatar
gatorsax2010 at 06/24/2009 14:52
OH GOD WHY IS THAT IMAGE SO LARGE WHY
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Avalon51 at 06/24/2009 15:02
keep Chad away from the Buffalo, you don't want them catching the handsomepox.
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SetoChaos at 06/24/2009 15:41
Hmm, Chad must have had a large slurpee full of bees. I hope he finds a magic star at a yard sale and feels better soon.
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KoKoO Psy at 06/24/2009 15:42
First i blamed Geraldo Beedog for this, then i turned to JOURNALISM for answers... The results, were dividable by zero.

Get well soon CHAD! Damn your sick handsomeness1
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ArrestedDeveloper at 06/24/2009 15:55
Honestly guys I don't know if I can keep listening to RetroforceGo if you're going to be so unreliable with releasing new episodes, it's almost like you don't even ca.................BEWBS!!!!
odber's Avatar
odber at 06/24/2009 16:04
A week without RetroforceGO! is a week wasted : (
PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 06/24/2009 16:14
I came here to bitch about something. Something non-bewb related, I'm sure. GAH! Damn you Topher and your attention grabbing tactics!
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Dead Movie Star at 06/24/2009 16:22
God damn banditos, always messing things up!
Los255's Avatar
Los255 at 06/24/2009 16:42
TITS
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Stella Wong at 06/24/2009 18:05
God handsomepox and boobs are very serious business. People should just play Garou with me on live X3;;
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moggle at 06/24/2009 18:44
"...and in the meantime, enjoy these boobs."

One quick edit later.

"...and in the meantime, these boobs."

Notice how the "enjoy" seems redundant with this -- and to be fair, many -- set of mammaries. Shame about the show, though.
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