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RetroforceGO! episode 94: Naughty retro games photo

Happy Friday, listeners. While our show is never exactly what you'd call "safe for work," this episode is seriously NSFW. Conrad joined us this week, to discuss all the dirty, pervy things that game developers used to be able to get away with. Stuff like:

  • Beat 'em And Eat 'em
  • That's what she said
  • Boong-ga Boong-ga!
  • That's what she said
  • Sexy Parodius
  • Boobies, asses, dongs, vag00s, etc
  • Why is this stuff so shocking?
  • That's what she said

You can check it out right here to get the standard rubdown, or subscribe to us on iTunes for the full release, happy ending version. You perverts. Very special thanks once again to our beloved Coffeesash, who created the deliciously pornographic piece of music you'll hear in this episode.

Additionally, we've got a new thingy we're gonna be doing to help enhance your listening experience and fill you in on a few things. Colette will be bringing that to you later today, so keep an eye out for it.


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MrVargas at 07/03/2009 13:18
Nooo... you guys totally glossed over Water Warfare! I was hoping for some discussion. Colette, you need to try it. The title makes it sound like a crappy game but it's actually pretty good. It's a friggin' online FPS and it's awesome. You can read the review from wiiware-world here (they gave it a 8 out of 10): http://wiiware.nintendolife.com/reviews/2009/06/water_warfare
Tristero's Avatar
Tristero at 07/03/2009 13:24
Happy Fourth of July. IT'S THE DAY OF LAVOS!
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 07/03/2009 13:28
All the orgy talk was hilarious, great show guys
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 07/03/2009 13:43
that picture is delicious. Will probably listen to this tomorrow.
Los255's Avatar
Los255 at 07/03/2009 13:49
Fap
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 07/03/2009 14:25
@Mr Vargas -- I was actually feeling bad about not having played the games this week, so I will try it based on that recommendation. Thanks! :)
vrplumber's Avatar
vrplumber at 07/03/2009 15:27
@Rev Anthony

For the Gamer Dictionary: Red (almost)Dead Evolver
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 07/04/2009 00:31
Were people even aroused by these old games?
Double J's Avatar
Double J at 07/04/2009 14:17
Probably the best episode I've heard in a long while. Was particularly awesome listening to the RFGO! crew have so much fun with my orgy comment!(shipping info e-mailed btw, insane amounts of thanks!)

Now, time to go read the Retroforce Recap...
lovemana23's Avatar
lovemana23 at 07/05/2009 14:13
Yay retroforce! Aint listened yet, but, by golly, am going to do so tonight. Two weeks is pretty much too long without a dose of RFGO.

All the best to the team :)
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