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RetroforceGO! episode 54: Goemon with Stella Wong photo

Hell yeah, Friday! I thought to help you celebrate, I'd drop you the new episode of RetroforceGO! a little early this week. Just because. Highlights?

  • Awesome Goemon rock intro by Coffeesash!
  • Instroducing Masaru Irie as Secret Asian Man
  • I find your lack of chocobos disturbing.
  • Anthony shows up after all 
  • From unbearably cute to dumb haircut in 2.5 seconds
  • The PSN, she's not so bad, eh?
  • Knifing
  • Forking
  • Giant robots with big, dumb smiles
Enough of that, we've got some nonsense to help the rest of your day go speedily by so you can enjoy your weekend sooner, and you can get it right here. See you next week!

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naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:20
naia-the-gamer
Now I'm ready to friday :)
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 12:31
NihonTiger90
Awesome, now to see if they answered my questions...
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:03
TrailerParkJesus
Hey, how come RFGO episodes don't allow me to resume the download when it gets interrupted?!! Podtoid lets me do it.

I gotta wait until after midnight to download this!
Merry Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:08
Merry Ho
Oh happy day!!!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:11
Neonie
I'm so listening to this when I get home.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:13
randombullseye
Couple things:

Pronunciation. I always say Go mon. Mystical Ninja works too. I know you guys briefly touched on that in your almost discussion a few weeks ago, but it bears repeating since I don't think I'll ever say it correctly. Darn moon language.

If you die on the game over screen you'll notice dancing nearly-naked devil men. Why is that ALWAYS funny?

I always assume Goemon's using some sort of ancient Japanese opium pipe to beat people. Am I the only one who makes such an assumptio1?

The Super Nintendo Goemon 3 & 4 need translations. Part 2 is pretty playable without a translation, but 3 & 4 NEED a translation. Especially the third one since its trying to be like Zelda. Levels in the fourth one are playable, but at a certain point you need to read stuff and I can't read moon language.

Goemon's Great Adventure on N64 is probably the best. Goemon 2 has a lot of awesomeness on the super nintendo, but its all in Japanese whereas the N64 one got an English release.

What do you think of the names Kid Ying and Dr Yang from the english translation of the first super nintendo Goemon, "legend of the mystical ninja."

Which one of Dr. Yang's (aka Ebisumaru aka player twos blue guy) weapons are the best? Ribbons? Fans? Rings? The butt bounce? He probably has some more that I'm forgetting.

Did you know, Goemon was a historical figure?

Out of the four playable characters, Goemon, Dr Yang, Yae or Sasuke, which is your favorite?


Last Goemon question:

Any of you guys play the japan-only goemons? He is a very prolific guy, wikipedia has a list of all the games in the series. The little guy gets around, don't he?

I've probably played about six of them. The four snes ones and two on 64.

I never apologize for a wall of questions, but accept this real life picture of Goemon.



Also this kitty.

riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:13
riomccarthy
Oh I totally can't wait. This is amazing to wake up to! :D
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:20
randombullseye
Oh whoops, thought this was the ask questions post not the go listen to the show post.
jpolz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:32
jpolz
If you (not) play G(l/r)ey Lancer on your (not) Genesis emulator, the title screen in the Japanese version says "Gley Lancer".

Thanks you Chad for being the Al Sharpton of video games, finding racism where it doesn't exist.
coffeesash's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:39
coffeesash
There's also a band called Glay :)
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 13:59
welkstar
HU-freakin-ZZAH!

I'm so ready to Friday btw...
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 14:24
falinter
hoorah, i barley ever know the crazy amounts of stuff you guys know about old games. but it sure is fun to hear you guys talk about it.


Kinda like the E3: N08 podtoid. 90% funny reggie jokes. But I don't care. I love listening to all you editors ramble.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 14:30
Dead Movie Star
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!
Devil May Sly's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 15:02
Devil May Sly
The haiku I wrote was referencing the gourmet submarine level from Mystical Ninja: Starring Goemon. It's the only game in the series that I've had the chance to play besides Mr. Goemon, so I just went with that I knew.

After listening to the podcast though, I'll be doing a playthrough of a few of the SNES Goemon games whenI get the chance.

Keep up the good work guys! Stella, you did awesome, I'll see you tomorrow at Comicon~<3
GunnyHath's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 15:12
GunnyHath
Rock on Sasha :D
d0nfil0fi0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 15:25
d0nfil0fi0
Stella sounds like the cutest thing ever! Still listening to the show, but I wanted to say that now because I'm pretty much in love with her voice at now.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 16:09
Chad Concelmo
@jpolz,
I totally became the Al Sharpton of videogames.
*hanging head in shame*
MPHtails's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 16:40
MPHtails
Holy crap I still am not used to the new Retroforce schedule. THough it does allow the podcast to drop in as a nice little surprise in my iTunes though.
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 16:58
TurboSpaz
Yay Stella Wong! She was good on the show =D
KARMACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 18:35
KARMACON
Chad, you're voice makes me happy not annoyed. . . other Chad voice however not-so-happy
AaronKI's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 21:51
AaronKI
Chad: I'm only halfway through the podcast so I'm not sure if this gets corrected later on, but Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon on the N64 does have the robot battles and sidescrolling robot levels.

I don't know how they compare to the SNES robot battles, though, since the N64 game was my first exposure to the series.

N64 Robot Videos:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O65MjYN0ZTk <- Impact's Intro. Best song ever

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C8w8SAB5wxA
rocket_auk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 22:02
rocket_auk
I kinda lurve Stella Wong.
Fletcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 03:45
Fletcher
Am I the only one that grins like crazy when I hear every intro to RetroForceGO!?
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 06:17
Tristero
Chad: If you buy that thing you mentioned that I obviously don't have, you too can experience the joy of Rick Rolling someone with your DS. You can also play sweaty rubdown games to your heart's content. :)
Spectreman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2008 10:02
Spectreman
* About PSN games, Super Stardust HD is great.

And yeah, that thing with ds is like the apple in paradise.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2008 17:52
Guagloves
Stella Wong has brought cuteness like never before.
WilloughbyJackson's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 09:05
WilloughbyJackson
Stella Wong with the impressive NicoNicoDouga Kumikyoku styled Moji Pittan into a Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:13
Stella Wong
I'm glad you guys enjoyed the show a lot! It was really a huge honor for me. :3 reading the comments made me feel relieved because I was pretty nervous. Hence the laughing a lot. XD;;
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 23:15
Dan CiTi
If Goemon Wii would be like No More Heroes in terms of amount of waggle, I'd be happy. But a PS3 version would probably be best.
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