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RetroforceGO!: Episode 10: Where have all the adventure games gone? photo

What do you get when you combine a Raptor, a 1954 Buick, and a jar of mayonnaise?

Hell if I know. But I do know what you get when you combine Chad, Colette, and Reverend Anthony on a podcast about the PC adventure games of old; you get a RetroforceGO! that clocks in at a whopping hour and sixteen minutes. Adventure gamers rejoice!

Highlights!

  • It is definitely not like The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants
  • Drop Off is almost as bad as Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Learn how to kill an angel and a kitten in one move
  • Contest? Oh yes, there is a contest
  • Skype is terrible, just saying
  • The show's new motto: The more excited we are, the longer it gets
  • Hey Chad, what's the Famicon short for again?
  • You have died from dysentery
Well, that about sums it up. Check out the free range version of the show over on our podcast page, or suscribe via RSS or iTunes.







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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 16:08
BahamutZero
goddam I miss adventure games. they were the only games with writing worth a damn. grim fandango!
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 16:11
droobies
Monkey Island!

Dyson, I am your clone! I will be at PAX stealing your Miller Lites.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 16:17
Chad Concelmo
F-in' Nintendo Family Computer? Who knew that?
...
Oh, everyone? Dag. :(
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 16:26
Topher Cantler
This episode is the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 16:38
Pedro Blandino
wow, i don't know what game thats from.. i'm stumped. :o
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 16:56
Dyson
droobies is my clone, stealing my miller lites! stealing my favorite movie hero, too. Jack Burton!
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 17:02
Fronz
hooray for adventure games, every RetroforceGO should be about them.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 17:19
Chad Concelmo
Fronz, you are amazing. :)
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 17:36
Aaron Linde
Famicom, sir!
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 17:47
Papapishu
In commemoration of the adventure game podcast...



Now go play Bad Mojo already.
Goemon047's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 18:03
Goemon047
Contest answers:
All from Megaman
#1-Megaman 5 stage select
#2-Megaman 3 stage select
#3-Megaman 6 stage select
#4-Megaman 4 stage select
#5-Megaman 2 stage select
#6-Megaman 1 stage select
Damn, I lost last week cuz my comment was sitting in a heap of missing socks apparently. Oh well, THIS is my week damn it!
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 18:46
Fading Star
Goemon047 is right about the game series and the order. Good job Goemon047.
Goemon047's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 18:55
Goemon047
Thanks Fading Star. To be honest, I had to double check to make sure I was right because the music from Megaman 4-6 wasn't very memorable...save Chargeman's level from Megaman 5. That music is wicked!
Goemon047's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 19:59
Goemon047
I haven't played many adventure games because I'm not a PC gamer, but I played "Normality" like 10 years ago. I remember thinking it was funny, but I haven't played it since. I also played "D" and "Clock Tower" on the PS1. It sounds like adventure games have a chance on the Wii. I'd hit it.
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2007 20:43
Dyson
Goemon047 WINS!!!! Huzzah!

I'm going to have to start making these harder, eh?
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 00:16
trydizon
dyson, bring on the sonic tunes.
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 01:08
trydizon
RIP Full Throttle
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 01:09
Tristero
Congratulations, Goemon047. If your avatar is devoted to Megaman, you totally deserve to win.

I couldn't care less about the repetition complaints, every one of those first 6 Megaman games are ridiculous amounts of fun.

And how geeky is this? My heart started fluttering when I was mentioned on the podcast. All I have to do now is skydive while playing Dr. Mario on GBA and I will die complete.

doro's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 02:38
doro
Hah! Adventure games are my favorite! I am a sucker for the windows compatible remakes and games by the Adventure Company.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 12:37
Wedge
Complaining about facing sprites in an old school FPS (adding freelook was dumb though, the Doom port was way better)? Not knowing what the Family Computer is? Sheesh, moar like Poser Force Go ;O.

Srsly though, I should listen to these when they come out if thars contests though c.c'
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2007 12:54
Chad Concelmo
@Wedge,
*sigh* I am a poser. :)
PacoDG's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2007 07:09
PacoDG
Definite congrats Goemon047. I was in my car listening to the podcast last night, I could not figure it out, kept replaying the clips, I completely recognized two of them, but for no reason specifically, kept thinking of Contra, which I knew wasn't it (stupid midi sound files).

--

Nice podcast btw guys (and gal). Hadn't heard the show before, now I also have learned that "Nintendo Family Computer" = Famicon (but I mean, I could have figured it out if I heard said together .. duh!)
Amethystine's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2007 16:56
Amethystine
Sorry guys, but those are the real Checkers rules. I don't like them either, but I have to admit, that's the official line.

Boo hoo, I never got to play Maniac Mansion or Day of the Tentacle. I think I'll have to go back and find them now.

"You ask a lot of questions for a janitor, Roger Wilco."

Ahhh, Space Quest! Oh the memories. I was maybe six or so when I started playing Space Quest 2 and 3, and those games freaking taught me to spell correctly, lest the game not recognize what I was trying to say! Did anyone else also type 'look around' every time they got somewhere new so you could actually figure out what you could interact with? As for the difficulty, it always turned into this thing where I'd get more and more members of my family and friends to try and figure some of that crap out, and we'd all be in front of the old 286, staring at the screen, shouting out suggestions. "Get that plunger! Stick it on the wall!"

Thanks a lot, you jerks, now I want to play them again. And the ones I never got to try.

Yup, played all the Myst games too. I had the notebook you could write in that came with the original game, and I filled that bitch with the most random stuff, writing notes on everything if I thought it would help me. I needed guides now and again, but I think I did alright.

As for Monkey Island, I got into the series when 4 was near to coming out, so I bought #3, and it came with a CD that had both 1 and 2 on it. So I played through 1 up to 4 within the space of a few months. It was nuts! And awesome.

Then I played Grim Fandango, and.. well, I could never say enough good things about it, so I won't try. It's the best game ever. At least the best adventure game ever.
Amethystine's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2007 16:56
Amethystine
Also: Putting Myst games on the Wii is an awesome idea, too! Putting them, or any of the old point and click adventures like Monkey Island or Grim Fandango, onto the Virtual Console would blow my mind.
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