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Retroforce Recap: so what about those dirty games, now? photo

The RetroforceGo! team has been talking about a new idea that we thought our listeners might possibly enjoy. Rather than discuss a bunch of obscure games every week that some of you may have never heard of, we thought it might be cool to actually offer you a resource to learn more about those games -- a recap, if you will. It's with that thought in mind that we proudly introduce Retroforce Recap, a feature that you can use as a supplement to the podcast if you're interested in finding out more about the games we discuss on the show.

Anyway, as I'm sure you know, this week's topic was Naughty Retro games, and you can get that episode here. To learn a little more about the games we talked about this week, follow me past the jump where I will do my best to educate you without making too many cheesy sex puns!

 

There may be a few naughty retro games that you do remember, even if most of them don't ring a bell. After all, even if you never owned an Atari 2600, you've likely heard someone discuss Custer's Revenge, which we talked about last night on the show.

The quest to make it across the screen to bang the girl tied to the post may not have seemed like much of an adventure to you now, but believe me, some guy paused to stick his hand in his pants more than once when playing this game. I don't have proof, but I just KNOW.

Of course, Custer's Revenge was fairly tame next to some of the other erotic titles for the Atari, such as Beat Em and Eat Em, which you see a screenshot from in our post header up there. The aim of this game was to run back and forth shooting your load down the screen and make sure the two lovely ladies at the bottom caught it. In their mouths. Yep.

Here's another classy selection from the Atari era, Burning Desire. As you can see, you swoop around the screen trying to get your digital wang into a patiently waiting lady's mouth.

The NES era brought more "sexy" games, but they were considerably less lewd than those found on the Atari. Bubble Bath Babes is probably one of the best known games for the NES that falls into this category.

One game we discussed at great length on the show last night was Boong-ga Boong-ga, a Japanese arcade game where you use a giant finger and stick it in an ass that was actually protruding from the front of the cabinet itself. If you don't believe me, go look here -- Seanbaby actually found a picture of a guy about to use this thing.

Of course, we can't forget to show you some of the best sexy computer games. I had fond memories of a text adventure called Leather Goddesses of Phobos, which later got a sequel with actual graphics.

And let's not forget Leisure Suit Larry... Land of the Lounge Lizards was a classic.

We hope you enjoyed our tour through the evolution of naughtiness in retro games! See you next week!

 


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Los255's Avatar
Los255 at 07/03/2009 15:07
Awesome feature! I've never seen Boong-ga Boong-ga but......dear god.
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coffeesash at 07/03/2009 15:10
In the Japanese version, Snatcher has a nude shower scene O_O
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imaginarythomas at 07/03/2009 15:11
I fully support this idea.
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Dead Movie Star at 07/03/2009 15:13
And here I was about to google dirty things! Thanks!
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garison at 07/03/2009 15:15
The way those girls licked their lips ... ya.
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Dexter345 at 07/03/2009 16:57
Fappity fap.
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Xhumation at 07/03/2009 17:01
That's what she said
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Pime Taradox at 07/03/2009 17:23
Beat 'em & Eat 'em: The one situation in which Topher DOESN'T want someone to shut their filthy whore mouth.
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ParaParaKing at 07/03/2009 17:37
I'm a bit disappointed, that you ignored most of the PC market past the C64 era.
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Mr Kite at 07/03/2009 19:07
Not a bad idea.
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bobyoko at 07/03/2009 19:12
this is best idea you've had in ages. moar plz
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Omikron at 07/03/2009 19:47
Gah thee second from the bottom... I thought she had a pice of rock sticking out of her skull... its just a hat... silly me :P
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Necros at 07/03/2009 20:40
Don't let me stop you from doing this feature, as there's merit to it, but I've never found your discussions to be too obscure for me, especially compared to (the quite different) Retronauts on 1UP. There are certainly games I haven't heard of before, but it's rare for me to be so confused that I start to tune out.
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Colette Bennett at 07/03/2009 20:46
@Necros -- Well, we aren't major obscure too much...but I thought maybe some people might like to see and hear more about what we discuss!
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wanderingpixel at 07/03/2009 22:38
Thanks for answering my query. I agree, Audrey Hepburn is way hotter then Megan Fox. Mostly because she actually had talent and had a mind as beautiful as her figure. Anyway...

Were you guys ever actually aroused by any of the games you guys talked about?
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Tattoojoe3rd at 07/06/2009 00:02
Recap idea sounds good great idea guys everyone is always asking me how i learn about certain games and i always reference you guys but now they will have a reference with in a reference. Sounds sexy.
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lou at 07/07/2009 10:45
Just listening to the show now-- no mention of Legend's Spellcasting series? I'm shocked!
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