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Two months ago, Jordan Devore said Retro City Rampage is "one to watch" for. I didn't listen to his wisdom. I regret my entire life now.

You see, Retro City Rampage is definitely one you want to pay attention to as this game looks completely awesome. It looks to be messing together different retro games into one big open-world experience. The press release is pretty epic even:

The entire open-world is in danger. THE PLAYER is out for a friendly frolic of CRIME CAPERS when suddenly ambushed by EVIL GOOD GUYS. They will stop at nothing to end his RAMPAGE OF DOOM threatening the citizens of Theftropolis City. Are YOU bad enough to defeat the EVIL GOOD GUYS? RETRO CITY RAMPAGE lets you play as THE PLAYER. Take the wheel with five-finger  discounts on over 30 vehicles and wield over 20 weapons that will make you say  "WHOA"! Run down innocent pedestrians to hear the magnificent monophonic modulated sounds. Order a pint of “SOUR MILK” from the barkeep to make yourself sick and avoid taking responsibility for your actions. At some point, defeat the EVIL GOOD GUYS then relax and go do it, when you want an ICED TEA.  Ready to see for yourself?

Originally slated for WiiWare, no console is specified at this time, but we will be able to check out Retro City Rampage at PAX Prime next month as it's part of the PAX 10 indie showcase. Check out the official website and keep up with the Retro City Rampage Twitter and Facebook.

So, who's excited for this game now?

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bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 01:04
bodybreak
i will cum fruity pebbles if this makes its way to XBL or PSN.
idrawrobots's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 01:06
idrawrobots
I am supremely looking forward to playing this on my Wii.
Mayiplay's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 01:10
Mayiplay
Now I know what to spend my remaining gift money on: THIS.
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 01:11
T-rav
The press release was pretty great.

"At some point, defeat the EVIL GOOD GUYS then relax and go do it, when you want an ICED TEA."
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 01:28
Red TheHaze Veron
On the Wii? WTF. At least get this on the DS or PSP. I swear to buy this on PSN if it ever gets there. I just feel like downloadable games are much more suited for PSN or XBLA since the DLC is tied to the console.
Darkmessiah24's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 01:58
Darkmessiah24
Best save up some Wii Points then :D
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 02:02
D Sane
Looks pretty cool but also looks like there's a lot going on. I hope it's not so busy that you can actually play the game. Also, I hope that they don't go the route of some throwback games and make it brutally difficult for no reason.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 03:11
manasteel88
sold if this comes to XBLA.

I stopped the video as soon as the TMNT water level came on. I am so sold on this game its not even funny.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 03:43
Johnny Justice
"Order a pint of “SOUR MILK” from the barkeep to make yourself sick and avoid taking responsibility for your actions."

I love it.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 04:18
Darren Nakamura
He was on fire and he was lighting other people on fire by touching them. 10/10
Onyx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 05:09
Onyx
If it actually plays better than the old GTA games then I am sold
Agent9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 07:01
Agent9
retro gta, i know were my wii points are going, i do wish though that thered be a psp/ds version, then i could play on the go.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 07:19
Jonathan Holmes
I'm pretty psyched for this game. Agreed that it should come to every download service. I think it would do fine on WiiWare (due to the console's retro-loving audience) but it would hopefully rope in a few hundred thousand GTA fans if released on the 360 and PS3.
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 07:26
BattyAdroit
That line about "which known super criminals are currently at large?" is taken from the 1966 Batman film.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:12
Drach
hah that looks fun.
mighty_marcos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:39
mighty_marcos
...........right
Kimicario's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:11
Kimicario
No Mega Man? Ban this scum to hell. And no, the title screen doesn't count, since EVERY OTHER PARDOY GAME'S DONE IT.
gughunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:20
gughunter
I loved the original GTA's. Will definitely get this if it comes to 360.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:43
ScottyG
Oh my god... this game has certainly come a long way since it was Grandtheftendo. :O :O :O
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 10:49
mix
COOOOL!

"no console is specified at this time" Not COOOOOL!
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 11:18
Tony Ponce
@Kimicario

In one of the screens on the main site, you fight atop what is clearly the tall building from the intro of Mega Man 2.

As for which console is getting it, the site still says WiiWare only.
Bear Guts's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 11:32
Bear Guts
That game looks like a f*cking nightmare, I can't wait!
Jaffacakelover's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 11:39
Jaffacakelover
@manasteel88: I thought that green van looked familiar...
Mooks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 11:51
Mooks
I am looooovvving all these quality retro style downloadable games!
GoggleKnocker's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 12:14
GoggleKnocker
Holy crap is that a DeLorean at the end? I don't care if it isn't... in my mind it will be.
neoREgen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 12:31
neoREgen
That looks amazing.
Also "Player: x -1"
Yesss. Brilliant way to say we have infinite lives yet still use the archaic life system. Just go into perpetual negatives!
Opa-Opa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 13:30
Opa-Opa
HOLY SHIT! Me wants. It's like the dream game I've ever dreamed of.
weazelGamr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 15:32
weazelGamr
Doesn't it!! like it should be called "SUPER GTA II" & its for the SNES.
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