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It would be redundant of me to go over the entire history of game-to-movie adaptations to prove to each of you mathematically why this movie will suck, but I find it interesting that film companies are demonstrating a new strategy in order to avoid a quick exit from theaters with this latest RE film: completely changing the plot of the games to suit their own needs. Sure, the thing still has zombies, it's got evil crows, and it has the obligatory phallocentric tentacle guy, but otherwise the whole thing resembles Mad Max 4 as envisioned by a drunk George Romero.

I don't recall the parts of the Resident Evil series where we had to reconstitute our urine for the precious water it holds or dig a sand cave to protect our pale skin from the harsh sun, but I have always been a proponent of adding a cage fight with a gigantic mongoloid.








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lvl54spacemonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:22
lvl54spacemonkey
I swear this same trailer came out months ago. or maybe I was drunk. Either way, it can't be any worse than the last film..... can it?
Steel Frog's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:23
Steel Frog
DO WANT!
Mauer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:25
Mauer
It may not be anything like the games, but these type of stupid action movies entertain me. I'll see it, and Shoot em' up.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:38
BlindsideDork
Can't wait to see this! Actually I can but...I will have to watch this immediately when it comes out.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:39
BlindsideDork
That girl is too small to say such big words!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:40
BlindsideDork



SPOILER

















Tentacle guy = Tyrant
















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Shadowcast's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:41
Shadowcast
I really hope they use 'it has the obligatory phallocentric tentacle guy' as a box quote.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:42
foxhound009
Resident evil 1 movie wasn't all that awful... but the second part.. it was really hearting me somehow... it was one of the worst movies I ever saw.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:46
BlindsideDork
What can I say...I guess I am just full of goodness today!
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:49
cbre88x
And I thought Silent Hill went way off the plot line..holy shit..

One woman is the key..haha...you've got to be fucking joking..I'll watch this movie, but I'm not paying for that crap.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:49
Aaron Mxy Yost
Will this one feature Milla Jovovich's crotch as well?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:52
BlindsideDork
Well if you guys are looking to ruin the movie before you go see it, I did a post a month or so back with the script plots. Be Disappointed by RE:Extinction at home now instead of in theaters later.

I prefer to be disappointed in the theaters...
Kannaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 11:53
Kannaya
Ok my opinion with the first movie was that it was still good because it incorporated an umbrella hive (sweetness) but didn't have enough from the actual game in the story. The second was actually in Racoon City and had the Nemesis which was pretty awesome. I was sad when the S.T.A.R.S. members were killed right away though. I still enjoyed them both a lot. It looks like this movie is going to stretch it further and further from the videogame series though.

Why does Alice keep getting stronger and stronger? I like how the humans without the virus in them can still kick ass!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:05
BlindsideDork
Nemesis was the low point and the reason why Resident Evil 2 movie sucked.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:05
RICHARD BLOCKER
I'll wait for it to come out on encore. I respect the fact that they always find a way to incorporate a nudie shot or 2 of Mila. Thats just good for everyone.
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:06
cbre88x
Well..Resident Evil never even started anywhere near the plotline. It's basically not even Resident Evil..it's just another damn zombie movie. The only thing that remains are the characters, but the character's personality aren't even the same..

For instance..Jill is a badass in the games. She's portrayed to be the chick who is hot, but could still kick your ass if she needed to..while in the movie..she's a pussy..unable to do anything.

IOW- this movie will suck donkey balls.
The Rotting Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:15
The Rotting Zombie
I really loved the first film, mostly because it didn't try and put characters from the game into it. In my mind I was able to fit it into the Resident Evil Series overall plot.

The 2nd one could have fitted into the plot line if they hadn't been stupid and used characters from the game in locations they were not in, in the games.

I'm being quite optimistic about the 3rd one, it can't be any worse then the 2nd afterall, and hopefully wont attempt to shoe horn any game characters into it.
CrakieRacooon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:31
CrakieRacooon
OH MY GOD...Once again hollywood butches another beloved video game
Torzelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:32
Torzelan
Looks like a decent zombie movie with nice effects to me. I'll be ignoring the title and just enjoy the movie!
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 12:57
Oni
It's Resident Evil in name only, really. It's always been that way. Put your brain into park and watch the zombies get pwned.
KevlarGibs's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 13:13
KevlarGibs
I just want this one to be better than the second one...

the first one was pretty decent though, IMHO.

Kevlar <3 killing zombies
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 13:51
Sharpless
Time for this again? It's probably better than the movie.
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 13:57
DGX Goggles
I hated the first one, the second at least seemed like an attempt to reconcile with the fans, even if it still failed. This movie is epic fail. Sadly, out of boredom I will probably go see it though.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 13:57
Velt
This is why i dont want to see movies based on games... they suck...

my nightmare is a half life 2 movie. The wow movie hunts me at nights because is live action and not cgi.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 14:12
SLiFE
Milla Jovovich punches a zombie dog in the face?
I'm sold.
pwfd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 14:20
pwfd
nah. I mostly like game based movies, it's even better when they go way off than when they try hard and miss hard, like mario bros, bloodrayne, double dragon...
doom for instance, I was expecting such a PoS that when I actually saw the movie, it kinda impressed me... though it still was f*ing terrible
oh, and come on, RE:E has nikki on it!! yays!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 14:29
Jim Sterling
The first Resident Evil film was easily the worst ever videogame-to-movie I have ever, ever watched. Or tried to watch, I couldn't make it through the whole thing. How this piece of shit ever became a franchise is beyond my mental grasp.

Fuck them.
mispelt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 14:38
mispelt
Sorry, I only watch video game movies if they star Raul Julia.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 15:05
CypherVR
"Tentacle guy = Tyrant"

derrrr, ya think?
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 15:29
Holiday
Oh sure, the black guy gets it first. this movie is so racist1

I'm kidding of course. I like the fact that they hired a B list actress with an A cup bra to star. Not many big budget movie productions take chances like that. Go Milla Jovovich, go!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 16:20
vexed alex
I never understood what you people wanted from comic and game movies. The stories are OK for video games because you have game play to work with, but if you try to make a movie out of these stories, you really have nothing to work with.

I never have high expectations for these movies. I enjoyed both Resident Evil movies. It had chicks with guns and zombies. That was enough for me. I wasn't looking for a deep political message in any game or comic movies.

I'm just amazed how angry some people get because they had such heavy expectations on a FUCKING GAME MOVIE! Stop looking for the Citizen Kane of video game movies. To say "IT SUCKED AND I WANT ALL MY MONEYS BAK!" wows me. Really? Was it really that horrible and painful for you to watch? Are you gay? Scratch that last comment I made.

Anywho, yeah. I will enjoy this next RE movie based on what I saw in the trailer. I'm a man. A simple man at that. I like women and explosions. I'm not looking for some nerdy Final Fantasy storyline. I'm not one of those guys posting on forums asking if Master Chief was a virgin. No. I just want to see shit blow up. That's all.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 16:24
deiga-the-semivaliant
Was that a zombie Wesker I just saw killing the afro-american?
zombiezeus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 16:42
zombiezeus
"the whole thing resembles Mad Max 4 as envisioned by a drunk George Romero."

And that's a bad thing becaaaaaauuuuussee...
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 18:12
Red TheHaze Veron
They should've released this movie a week later to commemorate September 28.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 20:19
Sharpless
@Holiday
Milla Jovovich doesn't need breasts. She's hawsome.
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2007 23:13
lucashoal
Nex, I thank you for the Thunderdome reference. I finally saw it last week, and was pleased at the cheesiness. Needs moar Captain Walker tho, and midgets.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 09:49
CypherVR
as for the DVD of Resident Evil and Resident Evil:Apocalypse - Resurrected Ed. : On disc one you have both movies without the commentary tracks, but has a scene from RE: Extinction. On disc two some extras that should have been on the RE:A DVD - and to contrary to what you heard there is not a free ticket to RE:E inside (sucks)
Spectral's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 09:50
Spectral
NO BLACK ZOMBIES?

FUCK THEM!
BetaMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 10:17
BetaMaster
I'll see it, like I saw the last two. Like most people here it seems, I liked the first one a lot. The second one just completely blew. A month or two ago I tried watching it again, thinking it couldn't be as bad as I remembered it being. It was. I couldn't finish it, I didn't even get past halfway.
This one could be okay. But I'll try it out.
BADInc's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2007 02:45
BADInc
Ill go see just cus it looks entertaining, I just disregard the Resident Evil part in the title
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