I think I'll be FAPn' off...
When I play this game.

(( STRESSFULL I KNOW! ))

Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one butt hurt about the awful "The Thing" inspired zombies.

1 The first 3 games sucked and they controled like tanks and had no value in be scary they was not and the gameplay sucked.

2 the 4th game was almost playble that controled less like tanks for the first time but it also sucked.

3 the 5th game looks just as lame as the 4th game.


So thank god he is not working on it or it would be as lame and sucky as the first game and crontrol worse than lara in tomb raider drunk.

If i had to pick what series of games conrtoled worse than resident evil I think I would go with drunk lara in one of her worst games.


God these games are horrible why do I keep borrowing them oh right because it is free, and making fun of bad horror games is about as fun as doing it with bad horror movies.

Will he be playing Biohazard 5?

Important to note that Mikami's favorite character in the franchise is Jill.

Interesting article.

Well there is at least one thing that also makes me very sceptical about that title. It's the inclusion of coop. First of all I hate coop because I don't want my success in a game to be dependent on one of my assy friends. It's not that they are all assholes but they generally tend to suck at games and so I don't feel like my gameplay is improving in coop as it is intended by the devs instead I feel like I'm held back and that I can't use all my capabilities therefore breaking the game for me.
But that is just me and not the point I want to make. What really bothers me is why they would ever decide to integrate cooperative play in Resident Evil, a survival horror game. Especially Resident Evil was always about being alone and having to survive against the zombies. That whole feeling of anxiety and being on your own will be just thrown out of the window when you have someone constantly helping you and talking to you over the voice chat. I really want my game to have atmosphere and I belive that the only way someone could ever completely dive into the story of a game is if there is noone to interrupt this illusion of realism.
So in the end yeah I really feel like coop could potentially fuck up the whole idea behind Resident Evil games and to me the inclusion of it just feels like another "me too" move.

I agree that it won't be as scary/tense with two people helping out. I remember the thing that kept me going through the ashley sections in RE4 was either the thought of playing it without her sorry ass or being able to throw her in a dumpster so i didn't have to worry about her.

I bet Mikimi already had a fit when he saw the dirt bike riding zombies of RE5.

I know I did.

Cube is dumb. Confirmed.

Also, he doesn't hafta worry about playing it. I'll gladly do it for him.

Possibly just a nice way of saying he doesn't like the direction it is taking. And if anyone can feel that way, I think the original creator is allowed to. I'm sure it will be a good game, I just don't want it to swing anymore towards 3rd person shooter than it already has. There are lots of those. I was accepting of RE4 at the time because there was nothing around like it.