3:16 PM on 03.25.2006 |
Niero
Almost every fricking web site in the industry has pulled this game's pants down and given it well deserved service; it even scored an impressive
*Destructoid says 97% of it doesn't Suck* rating. That said, let's go straight to trashing the 3% we hated in an open letter:
Dear Capcom,
Calling someone a "cabron" in a scary game is the equivalent of having sex with a Mexican prostitute whom upon nearing climax starts pounding your chest calling you "Tigre!!!". It kills the mood, no matter how much tequila. That, and dressing James up like a Banana Republic model was also lame. But we let Squaresoft get away with dressing their heroes like Japanese schoolgirls, so we'll let it slide for now. Otherwise, keep up the fine work.
Me cago en tu madre,
Señor Destructoid
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