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Remember being scared by Resident Evil 2? No, not the control scheme or the voice acting-- the game. Lickers and giant spiders and stuff! Two bucks says you're trembling at the very thought!

Okay, maybe not. But at least there are some gamers out there still freaked out by the occasional shambling zombie -- particularly this dude. His descent into the deeper reaches of the Raccoon City Police Department is literally taken pixel by pixel at points, accompanied by his (translated!) narrative, punctuated by screams of abject terror.

Anybody know this guy? Let's make him sit through Silent Hill 2 and completely obliterate his psyche.


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deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
deiga-the-semivaliant at 12/03/2006 17:33
This is some of the funniest shit ever. He jumps at every little camera angle change!
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Oni at 12/03/2006 17:36
Oh man that is funny! Resident Evil II isn't even the scariest of the lot. Man, he really got into it, too.

$5 says he went out that very day and bought a nightlight. :D
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Jordan Grim Devore at 12/03/2006 17:41
I remember seeing these a while ago and absolutely laughing my ass off.
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joepekula at 12/03/2006 17:43
haaaaaaaaaaahahaha
I was dying every time he paused it and unpaused it and then paused it again over and over again, because he was too scared to see the zombies creeping...

On a side note:
I used to freak the hell out whenever I played Doom3 in my dorm and people would sneak up on me in my dark room.
Aaron Linde's Avatar
Aaron Linde at 12/03/2006 17:46
Grim, damn, I just noticed the date on it.

Ah well, still funny as hell.
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Kari at 12/03/2006 17:50
That's hilarious! I'd jump being the pussy that I am, then giggle at the guy. Good times. Can't the guy just... walk? lol
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Jordan Grim Devore at 12/03/2006 17:51
Yeah, it doesn't really matter how old it is. It's a classic.
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Buster at 12/03/2006 17:55
this is so hilarious, i was laughing the whole time
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Vigor at 12/03/2006 17:56
I almost died laughing when at the end when Mr.X was bashing down the walls. Hes like i quit i quit, i hate this game hahha.The only time i jumped in re2 was when the licker jumps through the interogation room window.But they should give this guy a series make him play all the silent hills and record it ahhaah.
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wintermute at 12/03/2006 17:59
Bwahahaha. My favourite part is "Don't look at me Leon", as though the character looking at the camera will somehow alert the game's monsters to his presence and they will neglect the pixelated prey the game presents and prefer to reach through the tv set and devour the player himself.
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pizzaface at 12/03/2006 18:04
I was not cautious!!!
Do not look at me Leon!


I shat my pants when the thing came crashing through the magic mirror. I think i stopped playing it after that....ha
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thenewblood at 12/03/2006 18:05
Me too. The interrogation room licker got me too!!! That guy is like the Kung Fu Hustle of gaming. If only there were actual shots of him playing. The Japanese language is the funniest shit ever. Especially the explitives
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Jaded Alyx at 12/03/2006 18:07
HARR-HARR!
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BRASH at 12/03/2006 18:14
Ah. Good grief that was a good laugh. :)
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Dexter345 at 12/03/2006 18:18
I'm surprised he played as far as he did. You'd think he would give up after five minutes of that much stress.
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Matthew Mac at 12/03/2006 18:19
Ha ha, he said 'bollocks' and 'wanker.' Just picked up F.E.A.R. for my 360, see if that has any good scares in it.
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Holyetheline at 12/03/2006 18:19
That was soooooooo funny I just pissed my pants easily.
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Vorin at 12/03/2006 18:29
He was faking it the entire time lol. Seriously he had too.
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djnexus911 at 12/03/2006 18:32
LMFAO that was some funny stuff even if he was faking it or not it was still hilarious... I was in 7th grade at the time the first resident evil came out for the playstation, the system had just came out to if im not mistaken and I remember getting scared when the dogs jumped thru the windows in the mansion etc... the music to was creepy, I didnt like playing it in the dark, ahhh good memories. :D
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Futuris7 at 12/03/2006 18:41
Faking it or not, that's just damn funny.
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Vorin at 12/03/2006 18:46
One thing is for certain though.....He is very good at Resident Evil games lol even if he thinks they are scary.
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Paul Soth at 12/03/2006 19:17
Fatal Frame and System Shock 2 would kill the guy.
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BlindsideDork at 12/03/2006 19:34
This was very funny!

Vorin, were you serious? He isn't good, and he could not be faking it cause some people get REALYL scaredd REALLY easily.
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SaintsWoe at 12/03/2006 20:31
i watched my cousin play RE2 on PS and i went and bought it that day.. i got up to where my cousin was and couldnt play a second more as i was too scared. I even bought Resident Evil Zero for gamecube and i havent even opened the box because im too scared of resident evil games
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kevinski at 12/03/2006 21:12
@Vigor

Yeah, I jumped during the same scene. That interrogation room is just terrible. Hahahaha...even funnier is that I initially screamed and threw my controller whenever the mirror broke. I didn't even notice the licker at first, however. (I suppose that I didn't think that the mirror broke as a result of something jumping through it. *shrug*) Needless to say, I jumped again whenever I noticed the licker.

God, my roommate was howling with laughter.
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Lezbro at 12/04/2006 01:28
That's why I come to Dtoid.

Falking hilarious.

I loved how he would immediately go into the item screen to gather his courage.
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Analog Pidgin at 12/04/2006 02:59
Comedic gold.
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LarkOhiya at 12/04/2006 10:59
late to the party but not the fun.
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JimmyReds at 12/06/2006 11:42
This is funny as hell!!!

One time me and a friend were playing RE2 in the dark. When he went upstairs for a piss, I waited at the bottom of the stairs until he flushed the toilet then quickly ran up the stairs and did a zombie impression just as he came out of the bathroom.

I think he needed to go back in there afterwards because he acted like he may have genuinely crapped his pants.

He got me back a few weeks later by hiding behind the curtains when I came down the stairs. Bastard.
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californication90 at 09/01/2007 18:10
LOL cant stop laughing ahahahhahaha poor guy xD
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californication90 at 09/01/2007 18:10
LOL cant stop laughing ahahahhahaha poor guy xD
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californication90 at 09/01/2007 18:11
LOL cant stop laughing ahahahhahaha poor guy xD
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