REO Speedwagon is getting its very own videogame, heading to the PC and Mac. I know you don't believe it, or at the very least think we're talking about a funny Flash game. We sh*t you not, however, this is a real, official, genuine REO Speedwagon game!
It's called Find Your Own Way Home and it sounds crap! It's being sold as a "hidden object adventure game" which is PR speak for "you randomly click the screen like a retard and hope something happens." Of course, the gameplay isn't important. What is important is that it's stocked to the gills with soul-warming melodic power ballads that stir the heart and melt the mind. Twelve of The Wag's best tracks will be a part of the game, so you've got a guaranteed winner right there.
Seriously, this is a thing that is happening. I can't fight this feeling that it'll be the best bad game to come out in ages.
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Where's my Styx game? Renegade, bitches.
... so maybe I'll just have to "follow my heart" and "don't let him go" but "take it on the run baby" because I like "tough guys" who make crappy video games.
Relevance.
She's the one who makes you want buy the game.
its the only thing I wanna do........