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Reminder: Write a haiku and win some soccer balls photo

Academy of Champions: Soccer is an upcoming over-the-top arcade style soccer game by way of Ubisoft. It's set to offer a ton of features and also stars legendary soccer star Pele along with Mia Hamm.

Academy of Champions: Soccer is out on November 3 and to promote the game, Ubisoft sent us four Academy of Champions themed soccer balls signed by Mia Hamm herself. In order to win one of the four soccer balls, you'll need to write a haiku in the comments below that's related to soccer and videogames. You can write about anything, so long as it involves soccer and videogames and it has to follow the five/seven/five syllable rule.

The four best/funniest haikus will win a soccer ball. You have until Thursday, October 29 to submit your haiku and this contest is only open to US residents. Good luck!

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SetoChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:05
SetoChaos
Now where is EliteChief when you need him...
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:07
Cataract
I once doubled down
Despite my delicious pain
I'd do it again
PenName's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:11
PenName
The beautiful game
Play it in your living room
Don’t kick the T.V.
Kreyg D's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:12
Kreyg D
here is mine:

CTZ AZIZ
I WANT YOUR BIG SOCCER BALLS
PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:14
kwaselow
I once hurt myself
Jumping around while playing
NES Soccer
Jim Otermat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:14
Jim Otermat
Soccer's the only
Sport I consider watching
Video Games Rock.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:17
Knivy
It isn't soccer...
It's called Football everywhere >.>
damn Americans :P.

(If I win give it to deBlOO :D, since I'm not from the US and stuff.)
joshhest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:18
joshhest
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Sadly, I live in this mind
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:18
mix
Please dont touch my ball
I really want to kick it
headbutt to the chest

I suck...lol
NeoGreenLantern's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:19
NeoGreenLantern
Mia? I would hit it.
European says football?
Smashed TV screen.
AILDFan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:21
AILDFan
The debate is on
EA or Konami, hmm?
Just give me Pele.
brimtastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:21
brimtastic
Balls, I don't have any
But I'm scared to go outside
I'll stick with my games

Also, I think Kreyg D wins.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:24
KrazyKraut
Only for Fun (i am outside US)

Zidane, may your head hit hard,
but my sweaty hairy balls,
will hit you harder.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:26
Holyetheline
checkered balls and tits
does it get better than this?
Game not sold to kids.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:26
gatorsax2010
Some call it soccer,
Others, football. It's best when
Mega Man plays it.

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:28
Neonie
I don't know how to
write a haiku
maybe this will suffice
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:28
Funktastic
Liverpool is bad,
They choke every goddamn year,
Red Devils for life!

Just for you CWAL37! ^_^
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:30
Funktastic
Goddammit! US residents only? Any chance I could give you a friend's US address if I win Hamza? It's a freaking football signed by MIA HAMM!
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:36
akathatoneguy
A soccer contest
that's only for the U.S.?
Now that's amusing!
RoBoSexual's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:39
RoBoSexual
Hello useless swag
Taking room up on my desk
Wish I won A shirt
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:45
nekobun
I call it footy
Even though I'm not British
They'd call me "wanker"
jfbguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:45
jfbguy
Mutant League it be
I'll rip off the balls from thee
Hat trick you will see ;)
e-roder's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:46
e-roder
Scoring on others
is so much sweeter than when
you score with yourself
Markusdragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:51
Markusdragon
Parents will buy this
But do kids even know who
this pele guy is?
King Krunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:53
King Krunk
I guess Ill buy this
Cuz I only own a wii
Fuck you nintendo
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:57
DJDuffy
Soccer is football
It involves balls and cleats
Refrigerator
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 13:58
Super Drybones
Balls of black and white
Like my ex-girlfriend the cunt
Bitch wouldn't play games
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 14:01
Cataract
The dead, falling leaves
Mark the end of the season
An end to my fun
AdamT's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 14:09
AdamT
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I like soccer and games.
Touch my penis.
teach4food's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 14:12
teach4food
goalie automatic
acrobatically striking
arthritic finger

(pleasingly winner
destructoid fanatic
eternally grateful)
PreacherMan89's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 14:20
PreacherMan89
Panda ear hooker.
Banana penis jelly.
Now give me the ball.
PreacherMan89's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 14:30
PreacherMan89
Forget the last one, this is my official entry:

Soccer is stupid.
Video games are better.
That is why I'm fat.
slapyourmammy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 14:40
slapyourmammy
please give me the ball
i met you in Washington
aren't we best buds?
lordhellion's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 14:40
lordhellion
Video soccer / it is the best way to play / and not lose your breath
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 14:41
galagabug
i kick balls daily
i also kick old ladies
but they lack balls. fuck.
Changston's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 14:59
Changston
Megaman soccer
equals robot destruction.
Oh yeah. And some goals.
rbzsfg's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 15:40
rbzsfg
Nothing better than,
Soccer Moms and my XBOX.
I heart MILFs, BIG TIME!
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 15:54
Loogibot
You guys are stupid
It is futbol, not soccer
refrigerator
socialnorms's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 16:04
socialnorms
My star defender
Girlfriend extraordinaire but
She won't play Halo.
wolfgangjt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 16:21
wolfgangjt
The glorious balls
Always bouncing back and forth
Games about soccer
xaliqen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 16:39
xaliqen
あんたのボール
長と便座みたいな
恥ずかしい
xaliqen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 17:01
xaliqen
Darn my rush, should have written:

あのボール
一寸便座みたい
恥ずかしい
Okstuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 17:17
Okstuke
FIFA 99
Must tap triangle to sprint
Just like the real thing
BumLuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 17:47
BumLuck
A ball autograph
Mia Hamm lifts up her shirt
My pants show my love
KidKobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 17:56
KidKobun
Compete for high score
Acrbatic Battle-Cars
Hit big Soccer ball

xaliqen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 18:01
xaliqen
We smack up smooth balls
Turning fast in the whirlwind
Bam! For great justice
Gatsby's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 18:45
Gatsby
Fuck shitty contests
This prize is pretty awful
But I like free stuff
Littlegator's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 19:50
Littlegator
played soccer today
black guy gave me concussion
now I write haiku
Little McIntosh's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 20:17
Little McIntosh
Sexy Soccer Mom
You gave birth to my best friend
Clutch my controler
raasbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 20:18
raasbo
While I kick the ball,
You pretend to kick the ball.
Still, we both kick it.
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