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You know that Mike Haggar is the right choice for Mayor of Metro City. Do you know where he stands on crime? Right on its skull. He took his war on crime to the streets, administering justice to the city's gangs. This is not the sort of man you want to say, "No" to. 

But you might as well find out his position on other important issues. Like, for example, the inordinate amount of trash littering Metro City's streets. How will Mayor Haggar deal with the many garbage cans which lay scattered through the streets?

Oh, that's how.








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StriderS's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 01:24
StriderS
HAGGAR, MAYOR OF AMERICA.
WHERE ARE JESSICA???
Felipe Choque's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 01:33
Felipe Choque
HAGGAR PRESIDENT OF THE JUSTICE SPEAKS NOW!
All punishment is OK from my fists
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 02:17
Solid Squirrel
Maybe he could have Drunk Hulk as his running mate.

DRUNK HULK WANT CUSHY OFFICE AND BOOZE! SEXY INTERNS! *passes out*
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 02:23
Oishidesu
Does anyone have this for PS3? I bought it but only 1 of my friends have it
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 02:49
garethxxgod
I have it for PS3 (PSN: Papa_Chewie). Played some tonight actually. Honestly Final Fight: Double Impact is good times and the 11 bucks that went to the Re-Elect Mike Haggar campaign fund was money well spent.
aminoaccident's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 02:56
aminoaccident
He can be mayor of Metro City until Astro Boy whoops his ass.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 03:19
Artemus
Who cares about Final Fight? It's all about Magic Sword! Right, Conrad?! He he.
No, I actually love Final Fight. Played through it twice now! Yes, it is money well spent. I'm all for re-electing Mike Haggar! He'll clean up Metro City!
Also, anyone down to play through it again?
Add me on PSN:
Artemus311
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 04:08
Max-
Mike Haggar should run for president!

Also, add me on psn! :o

psn: mabus_p90
theswitcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 09:01
theswitcher
WHO IS JESSICA!?!?!

A WOMAN-TYPE I THOUGHT I TOLD TO STAY AT THE HOME!!
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 09:41
Occams electric toothbrush
Mike Haggar is John Waters' true form.
deaddays's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 10:25
deaddays
Love his growls.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 10:51
lewness
COME TO METRO CITY FOR FUN AND EROTIC.
Katya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 04:17
Katya
How will Mayor Haggar deal with the many garbage cans which lay scattered through the streets?
Best regards, Katya, CEO of dvd burning software, microsoft iscsi driver
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