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Reminder: only 2 days left to win this Sacred 2 guitar! photo

I know Destructoid isn't a retailer, but the closest I can get to offering you an insane deal on Black Friday is reminding you that we are giving away a Washburn guitar valued at $3000. Free! If you missed the original call for entries, go have a look here and add your own -- the theme is "Is Nothing Sacred?" and all you have to do is post a picture that represents that phrase to you (hopefully with funny results).

In addition to the awesome guitar, we also have 2 copies of Sacred 2: Fallen Angel, t-shirts and lanyards for the runners up, so you still could go home with some free goodies even if you don't score the guitar. The contest ends at midnight November 30th, so you have 2 days left -- make us laugh!

 






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Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 16:36
Wedge
Yeah, I totally wasn't stalking this contest hoping it was forgotten because all the entries so far are crap. Guess I'll go post my own marginally amusing crap soon.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 16:55
Spartacus
my entry will involve toilets and fishtanks
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 17:09
the Golden Avatar
I want that guitar. But I have no imagination.
Randios187's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 17:25
Randios187
Just a little sentimental for me I guess :) I was Michael Jackson for Halloween, so this just came to mind for some reason. Hope you guys like it!

SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 17:28
SnakeDude4Life
If I win, I'll pawn that stuff, then buy a PS3 or a new gaming PC.

I'm just saying.
Kathos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 17:45
Kathos
How do you post a picture? I tried to post in other contests but I always end up just pasting HTML instead of the actual picture.
Jinxed Havoc's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 18:15
Jinxed Havoc
Am I the only one who isn't impressed by the art on the guitar?
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 18:19
the Golden Avatar
I don't care what's on the guitar. I just want the guitar.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 18:50
mix
If I win that guitar I will make a song about destructoid and sing it!
Convulse's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 20:04
Convulse
jesus that guitar is hideous
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 00:46
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Convulse: Why the fuck are you telling Jesus that?
thenewblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 02:24
thenewblood
<a href="http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/thedescendant/?action=view¤t=a12.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/thedescendant/a12.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
thenewblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 02:30
thenewblood
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/thedescendant/a12.png
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 07:46
EdgyDude
http://img180.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=66451_nothing_sacred_122_32lo.JPG
Luigi takes over's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 09:44
Luigi takes over
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/61/l_7f70c76549324ae988bda7fcec52e6d1.jpg

Ho ho ho, I'm hilarious.
Luigi takes over's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 09:52
Luigi takes over
*is a budding, broke musician so crosses fingers*

I really want this :[
acq031's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:24
acq031
I thought this competition would be funny, but what you are about to see is no laughing matter. Our favorite shows from Cartoon Network like Samurai Jack, Dexter's Lab, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Courage the Cowardly Dog, anything of any value is being reduced to this:



What started as hilariously retarded fan art has become... something more. Like Frankenstein's monster, but much more sinister. It jerks and writhes in pain, a discombobulated mish-mash of soulless horror. It lurks forth devouring anything resembling good animation of funny dialogue, gorging itself on would-be legendary cartoons and turning them into... something else.

If something isn't done, I fear we are all doomed. Where will they stop? When does smart marketing become murder? When does following trendy art styles become artistic genocide? Imagine the weirdest, most perverted, socially awkward anime freak you know. Sure they are odd, but a few are needed. There is a balance. But what now? What if every kid between the ages of 6 and 13 become like that? What if every kid is like that? We are doomed...

FECKIN' DOOOMED!
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:35
MEE


http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll119/belzebob/101_0273-Copyjpeg.jpg

btw, sorry for my messy room, the pisture was doen quickly.

also btw, that helmet was my halloween costume, everybody at my school loved it!
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:36
MEE
hahaha, my spelling was done quickly too!
rollmeupandpuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 15:11
rollmeupandpuff
<img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/randymeeksisedge/sdg.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
rollmeupandpuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2008 15:13
rollmeupandpuff
http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/randymeeksisedge/?action=view¤t=sdg.jpg
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