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Reminder: Destructoid Holiday Giveaway: Win a $3,000 Velocity Micro gaming PC photo

Just a friendly little reminder to all of you that Destructoid and our friends at Velocity Micro want to give on lucky person a $3,000 computer with a copy of Crysis! If you have no idea what the hell is going on, then check out our previous post about this contest to check out the specs and the look of the computer.

Remember, you have to go to Velocity Micro's site and find that secret page with Destructoid in it. To help you out, see what they mean by "Perfect PC Experience." Once you find it, you MUST blog about it in the Community Blogs and make sure to title it "Velocity Micro Giveaway Contest." You also need to take a picture of the page and have yourself within the picture too. An example of that can be seen in the above picture with Dtoider Dexter345. And before anyone asks, you don't HAVE to be naked. But we are looking for something awesome which means a lazy and quick picture of yourself and the site won't work. You have to do something that really makes you stand out from the competition.

The contest ends Christmas Eve and for the love of God, make sure you don't have the sites URL in your picture.  






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bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:02
bhive01
Mr. Naka is such a show off...
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:07
wardrox
Hmm.. more impressive than nekkid.. I has a plan.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:07
Darren Nakamura
I bet this is just what people want to see when they load up Destructoid.

And bhive, I just like breaking the stereotype that gamers are sweaty, out of shape shut-ins. I'm just a sweaty shut-in.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:07
Holyetheline
That's quite the picture there.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:09
Scrixx
Epic Pic.
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:11
Baron Calico
Thar be nudity in the background of that shot! Avast ye!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:14
Darren Nakamura
Baron, if you could see the calendar up close (and you ought to), the words "Nerdcore" are covering the model's nipples. So it's okay.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:22
Jim Sterling
I'd hit it.
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:32
Baron Calico
That wasn't a complaint.
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:35
imbeta
Oh man... I did NOT need to see that... seriously, I HATE that Burger King. F this.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:40
MechaMonkey
Why did Dexter think of himself naked when he tried to think of awesome things?
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:41
wario67
gezz found the thing now I need to think of something that tops this
.......... damm it daxter you set the bar so high
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:49
Excel-2011
That scumbag.
virtualex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:51
virtualex
Call me paranoid, but anybody ever thought about "them" having a picture to match your IP? Nah ... wrong thought.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:55
vexed alex
......I'm going to grab a Heineken now.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:56
Daniel Husky Lingen
It's going to be damn hard to top that

Seriously
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:56
HarassmentPanda
Dexter, are you missing a leg? Also, aren't you supposed to be "in front" of the contest page? ...please don't take that picture.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:57
Kif
Wow, bricks were shat. Just give him the prize.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 18:59
Excel-2011
Never! If I don't have the prize then by the name of Venguaq there will be no Christmas!
Josh Wanamaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 19:10
Josh Wanamaker
Dexter, where the hell is your left leg? Are you holding up the laptop with your foot? Was that necessary?
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 19:31
bhive01
/Contest
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 19:31
Excel-2011
Oh, blast me for being fat and too unphotogenic to discard my integrity like this and ensure a high stake in this devil's game.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 19:36
ceark
...I know where live dexter (you pinned it on the map!). I'm so playing crysis on your machine if you win it.

...damn I have to think of something cool now.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 19:46
brosef
Dear mother,

No, of course video games haven't turned me gay. If it's wrong to publish naked pictures of myself on the internet in order to win a contest, then I don't wanna be right. Now if you'll excuse me I have to play with my Wii. Not like that mother!

Love,
Dexy-poo
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 19:51
Mushman
brosef wins, by a fuckin mile, so does the pic, and where the hell is your other leg
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 19:52
Samit Sarkar
Well, Dexter can now say what few other people can: he appeared naked on the front page of Destructoid.com. Congrats!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 19:59
Darren Nakamura
Lost my left leg in 'Nam. I really hope nobody can top this, or else I would have done this again and not even won anything this time.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:08
Excel-2011
You're a demon.
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:18
A New Challenger
Wasn't there supposed to be another hint this week for Slowpokes like me who couldn't figure it out?
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:34
brosef
P.S. - Thanks for the body wax coupons.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:59
wario67
can we use photo shop? ^_^
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:13
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Challenger: Um, next week, hahah.

Wario: The picture has to have yourself and the web page in it. That's all I'm saying.
TheSheezie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:40
TheSheezie
How will we beat this.

For the love of god HOW.
Lethal Dosage's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:44
Lethal Dosage
For those asking how to beat this, it's very, very simple:

A picture of a fresh back-covering tattoo of the aforementioned naked Dexter picture.

You're welcome.
Xbudz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 22:03
Xbudz
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 22:17
Darren Nakamura
@Lethal Dosage: I will concede defeat without question if somebody did that.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 22:17
Sharpless
Dude, I have never found anything that talks about a "perfect PC experience" on there. I don't know what to do.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 22:55
HarassmentPanda
@Sharpless

Keep trying, it's not too hard to find; but you're not considering the entire clue.
TheSheezie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 23:05
TheSheezie
I FOUND IT!

Now to find a camera.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 23:12
wario67
good job ^_^
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 23:20
Sharpless
@HarrassmentPanda
Damn it, I'm no good at reading into clues. Sigh. I swear, I've combed over just about the entire site. I don't even know exactly what I'm looking for. :(
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 23:29
grrza
classic.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:25
Fading Star
Is that your joystick or are you just...
Alright, I will stop.
Woverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 03:13
Woverine
yeah, i've given up on finding this link :-/
0chan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 04:36
0chan
that picture was just disturbing
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 05:49
Batthink
That's a very interesting set of laptop-based genitals there, Dex.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 07:15
Excel-2011
Don't help, HarassmentPanda. Unless you want to lose or something.

Nice avatar, by the way. But I'd still rather see Policenauts released here first.
Analog Pidgin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 12:53
Analog Pidgin
Dex just CAN'T keep his clothes on. I'm starting to think he goes home, disrobes, and surfs dtoid all night -- JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. O_o wait, no...
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 13:49
ian_esq
why no URL in the picture?
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 13:55
ian_esq
oh its a secret
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