I know, it's hard to keep up with the mountain of stuff we are giving away this month. Let's see, there's the full $200 Rock Band set, the Bioshock faceplate for being ugly and having your mom dress you funny, the rare decaffinated frozen semen from our community manager served over a high-fructose corn syrup reduction as an honorary Destructoid Editor for the weekend of PAX, and a stack of Bomberman shirts!

No purchase necessary, but if you bribe your underpaid graphic designer friend with pizza and hookers your odds may exponentially go up. I'm just saying. The shirt contest ends this weekend -- good luck!

Psst ... hey you there.  Yes, you, at that sweet little PR company.  Want to sponsor a Destructoid contest and give our readers all that cool video game crap you have collecting water and lice in the back of your office?  They'd gladly take it off your hands and we'll gladly do your marketing guy's job for free!  Email those  weird robot people already.