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Reminder: Barf to win Critter Crunch codes, shirts & art! photo

Critter Crunch is a puzzle game on the PlayStation Network where you have to solve puzzles and vomit into your children's mouths in order to feed them. Yup. Best game concept ever.

Capybara Games have given us some Critter Crunch codes, shirts (you'll be able to pick the size and color) and this signed print art to giveaway so we've decided to take the barfing aspect of Critter Crunch and apply it into our Critter Crunch giveaway. All you have to do to win is take a picture of yourself throwing up. Important: DO NOT ACTUALLY TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF REALLY THROWING UP! Real barf pictures will be immediately taken down and you will not be eligible to win. Instead, we're looking for pictures of you throwing up random objects. LEGOs, batteries, bowling balls -- whatever you think would make for a funny picture.

The picture you take should contain the word Destructoid.com in there somewhere and no photoshopping is allowed. You have until November 1 to submit your photo and we'll be announcing the five winners on November 2. Contest open to US and Canadian residents only! Submit your pictures in the comments below and good luck! 

Update: Capybara and the artist behind the character art for Critter Crunch, Nick “Qiqo” Stephan, made Destructoid some very special custom art. Yes, that is Biggs barfing up a shark barfing up a cheetah with laser eyes. The grand prize winner will now also be receiving a print of this amazing drawing. 

[Update: Winners of the contest were announced]


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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:31
Neonie
Someones not going to read that bold print.. and someones going to try to throw up a penis..
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:33
Diverse
Aww man. And I was ready to get my Bulimia on. :(
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:34
Monodi
I suddenly thought you would be looking for actual barf hahah. I wonder how I could pull this one up.

@Neonie

A digested penis.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:34
Neonie
Also, you KNOW whoever throws up the nakedest wins right? We all know the drill by now :P
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:35
KrazyKraut
open for all? even me, se krazy german?
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:36
Kraid
Do we need to throw up before or after the Double Downing?
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:37
Magnalon
Just curious: would you get into any legal trouble hosting a contest where the condition was to induce bodily harm? (If you allowed real vomit).
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:39
kaciesaurus
*eligible

<3
JehutyFromHell's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:43
JehutyFromHell
Oh God...I shouldn't have eaten all those teddy bears! But...they...looked so...good...
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:48
Super Drybones
Alright, I finally get to use this image again. A few things first. This was made with no alteration to the images in photoshop, I merely used the program to put the images together into a loop(a tween or some such). I could have used flash, but I hate the menu system and such. So im hoping its legal(can I get some clarification of its legality from Mr. Aziz?)

So everything you see was made with construction paper, markers, and too much free time (and tape).



Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:51
Super Drybones
I don't know why it does that weird whiteout thing. Since all I did was tween the images together.
Onlineatron's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:53
Onlineatron
<img src=http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=4670309>


This is me... I promise.
Chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:53
Chack
Worldwide, right Hamza? :)
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:53
Neonie
If the person barfing up teddy bears doesn't win I am now going to be incredibly sad.
JehutyFromHell's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:53
JehutyFromHell
Sorry, needed Destructoid in it. Am I sexy?
Onlineatron's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 14:54
Onlineatron
Arrrgh... I don't know how to put an image up =(.

But I should win as I have a Critter Crunch Avatar and live in England where the game is not released yet =(.

So I would love a code for my US account =D
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:00
casualweaponry
I could have doubled down, then barfed. Guess I won't be killing two birds with one stone.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:14
Tarvu
@JehutyfromHell

I think Destructoid can't be shooped in, it's gotta be like written on paper in the picture.
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:15
BlackSheep
"and you won't be illegible to win"

Double negative meaning you will be able to win??
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:15
AgentMOO
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pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:18
pedrovay2003
This will NOT end well...
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:20
Tarvu
If something was worth it, people would definitely induce vomiting to win things.
Killrig's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:21
Killrig
Nice! I finally picked the game up after playing the demo -- yes, I need a demo first, sorry! But it was an instant purchase, for sure. My GF and I had a blast playing Versus Mode.
KidKobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:21
KidKobun
I'll be back later tonight after I down the other half of my bottle of Jack.
Maybe it will be real, maybe it won't. Ooooh, the suspense of it all. >:3
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:28
CelicaCrazed
Drybones, that is hilarious!!

And no love for Canada!? I'm like an hour away from the developers!! Haha it's fine, I already own the game. And I have to say, the ending is pretty hilarious. Someone needs to reenact it!!

I would have liked the shirt though....
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:30
mix
Woot I can totally do this I have the best idea in the

"Contest open to US residents only"

FUCK

Why do I have to have free health care?
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:36
Nic128
@mix
Zing
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:38
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Contest open to Canadians now! Also, Drybones, that kind of editing is fine.
Littlegator's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:40
Littlegator


In it for the win!
Crom's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:41
Crom
Yay for our fellow Canadians!
elysse's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 15:49
elysse
no photoshopping! there goes my genius plan to do the epic double-rainbow barf into my kids' mouths.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 16:00
mix
@Hamza CTZ Aziz

Awesome!

If I wasn't so far away or at work you sir would get a mug, a man hug.
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 16:32
HammerShark
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 16:48
Char Aznable
Onlineatron, put [.img]www.yourlink.com/picture.jpg[./img] except leave out the periods in the bracketed tags before and after your link. If you need more help, click the link above the comment box that says "(Show: BBcode help)" for a quick guide. Hope that helps.

Also, I LOLed at the Yu-Gi-Oh! one.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 16:49
Char Aznable
And man, I just noticed how horrific that header image is. Wow, that is the stuff of nightmares.
matoos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 17:00
matoos
The gallery is awesome, GRUMPY SHIRT IS GRUMPY
Gazp's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 17:29
Gazp
Oh screw this! At last a contest I happened to have the most perfect idea, already planed out and everything. Then the dreaded words are on the post "US residents ONLY!".

We can never have nice things :´(

(Now I feel like entering even though I know I'm not eligible <_<)
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 17:53
CelicaCrazed
I'm legal now!? Damn you guys called my bluff >_> Guess I better think up of something now haha.
Phyeir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 18:06
Phyeir
I have to learn that I can't LITERALLY eat, drink and sleep games...
[img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3476/cimg8070r.jpg[/img[
Phyeir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 18:08
Phyeir
I have to learn that I can't LITERALLY eat, drink and sleep games...
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 18:42
Crunshii
oh man this is awesome! I will need to think of something cool....

btw im rank 11 on online versus... hard to reach #1 :(
Horror Leader's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 19:32
Horror Leader
I know I can't win with this but seeing this header image reminded me of a comic I did a while back. Here it is remixed for Destructoid.



If anyone else is on bitstrips, add me!

http://www.bitstrips.com/user/6690/?sc=1&page=1

I do plenty of gaming related strips but most or just life in general.
Good luck all.
Anthony Teel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 21:24
Anthony Teel


hope that worked...
Ooooops, one too many iPods for dinner
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 21:43
Char Aznable
Barf of awesome guy has to win something.
Anthony Teel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 22:01
Anthony Teel

sorry, accidentally cut out my Destructosign
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 22:52
mix
I know what I'm going to do and it's going to be gross.....mwa ha ha
shinigamiDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 00:31
shinigamiDude
Contest open to US and Canadian residents only! -
That's makes me throw up my excitement! :D
AutumnWindz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 02:02
AutumnWindz
Can 'destructoid.com' be added in the picture with Paint or something like that? I have a picture from a few months back that I could use if we're allowed to...
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 10:35
Holyetheline
Sweet. I need to try one of these.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/27/2009 21:31
ZombiePlatypus
I vomited up my collection of Deadpool figures. They tasted even better on the way out than they did on the way in!


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