Reggie Fils-Aime, who apparently wears chin polish now, asks the million dollar question in this awkwardly presented video -- if you don't own a 3DS, what's wrong with you?
The shiny-faced meat-slab asks this question as he kicked off seven minutes of desperate appealing, as he attempts to convince the world that the 3DS had cool stuff coming. In fairness, what Nintendo offers appears to be something of a mixed bag, with some legit interesting stuff and some boring or long-known items on the menu.
Reggie promises increased eShop output with games like Freakyforms, Pushmo, Dillon's Rolling Western and Swapnote. He also reminds us about Super Mario 3D Land and Mario Kart 7, before tossing in a quick plug for The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.
Fils-Aime is so insincere and blatant in his scripting, but I find him so watchable. I don't know why.