Scientists near Geneva are weeks away from switching on the Large Hadron Collider, a particle accelerator that promises to change our understanding of the universe forever. A Reddit user, however, has considered the far reaching implications of this device, and fears that a real-life resonance cascade, as seen in the events of Half-Life, could occur, leading to Headcrab incidents the world over.
Luckily for humanity, this reader has our welfare at the forefront of his mind and sent along a tool that will protect civilization from alien invasion, should disaster strike:
Godspeed, little crowbar, may you find the right hands and serve as the barrier between us and total world devastation.
Reminder: Hatsune Miku to appear on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight
12:45 PM on 10.08.2014