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And I am really getting Halo fever. in fact, I got the Halo 3 times. If your actually reading this, know that multiplayer co-op is in fact real. (Wink, wink) I know you junior Matlock's can't wait to blog about it. Here is something super secret you should add. On the Salmonella level, you can unlock 2 new characters. If you jump on the treasure chest, behind the waterfall 3 times, you will unlock Link as a playable character. Also, press RB, Y, Y, X, Alt, Up on D-pad, cough, X, X, and finally W, and you will unlock Sonic. This really works. My Uncle's, cousin takes out the trash for Frank Bungie, I swear.

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Smitty3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 18:36
Smitty3000
twas amazing.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 18:38
Kif
Older than the internet (Or at least 5 days old). You must have really been drunk to miss this for so long, Ron.

Still made me laugh hard though. Roosterteeth still got it.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 18:40
Jordan Devore
It fires men?
bobthecat23's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 18:49
bobthecat23
HALO 3 for life halo 3 will be the best cant wait ftw
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 18:58
Topher Cantler
Needs more happycat.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 19:10
atheistium
WAYY moar happy cat :D
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 19:19
ArrestedDeveloper
Hey did everyone else see Nex in the opening scene?

"Tear gas grenades? We get tear gas grenades in halo 3? I need to go update my blog"

lol
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 19:31
bobafettm
^ LOL!

I love the teabagging part! By far my favorite thing to do in Halo 3 Beta! ;)
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 20:03
BFeld13
ZOMG! Master Chief takes off his helmet and is the love child of Link and Sonic!
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 20:31
Kif
^ I shat bricks.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 20:44
Joseph Leray
This has got to be the most spastic blog post of all time. ALL TIME!
Bricfa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 21:09
Bricfa
If that man launcher thing is real, wouldn't that make you an easy target?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 22:11
Teta
Homo sapien proplsufier!!!!
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 22:52
Paul Soth
"That's not a bug, you're just a lousy shot, moron!"
*SMACK*
Agent Nixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 22:55
Agent Nixon
Look I'm new...

But why does it seem like all links here at Destructoid are directed to really random/wierd/off topic/homocidal/totally uncalled for stuff? ...or is common in Destructoid?
psychopathic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 22:58
psychopathic
very common
Agent Nixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 23:01
Agent Nixon
ah, I see.
Dan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2007 23:40
Dan
boo ya
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 01:47
atheistium
I have already experienced the tea bagging :( Nothing a good lazer car couldn't fix >:(
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 03:21
Aaron Mxy Yost
Does Halo 3 have [url=http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1445_lasercats.shtmlLaser Cats[/url]? Because if it doesn't, I'm not interested.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 06:24
atheistium
I want laser cars :( LASER CAR!!!11 YEAH!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 06:27
atheistium
However Mxyzptlk's laser cats proove quite important in finishing the fight!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 08:45
Jim Sterling
"That's French for bug report."
frosty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 11:06
frosty
hows the humiliation factor?
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 11:15
bobafettm
Laser cars FTW! :)
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2007 18:52
Ninjajuice66
If you're in this BETA that means you were specially selected.....or you purchased a copy of Crackdown.
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