The latest Red Steel 2 trailer tells us that being a hero isn't so easy. We won't disagree. That'd be rude. But didn't samurai-hero-dude sign up for this crap? Isn't being thrown through wood and being shot at a part of the package? If being a hero were as chilled as the inside of a Starbucks, well, we'd all be wearing underwear over our trousers or carrying around a glistening katana.