You see that image right there? Okay. Look at it really closely and imagine that the upper and lower images move across the screen. I just saved you the time it takes to click beyond the fold and watch a video which teases less Red Steel 2 and more "we're deliberately wasting the precious seconds you can never get back to let you know that we're going to say something about Red Steel 2 at Gamescom next week." You should be able to enjoy an otherwise lost forty-five seconds total, but it could stretch longer depending your individual circumstances.
I, on the other hand, had to spend an hour downloading a 285 mb trailer -- which I should note is one-third the time it took me to upload it for your viewing enjoyment -- before I was able to discover this thing that I have told you. How I sacrifice.
If you have nothing better to do, you could click the link and watch the teaser but, well, you were warned.
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I watched the trailer this morning, twice. I had to do a double take and make sure I didn't miss anything. Nope. Are You Ninja Enough...why did they even bother?
50 notes says this is the worst game of the year. (I'm not sure what year it comes out, as long as it isn't somehow the same year as the original Red Steel I'm pretty sure my money is safe)
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